Your Best Position? Bench Warmer | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
- ➤ Fast & Free Shipping on All Orders
- ➤ 30-Day Hassle-Free Returns
- ➤ Secure Checkout with SSL Encryption
- ➤ Over 1,000 Happy Customers Worldwide
Couldn't load pickup availability
Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
Not 100% happy? Our 30-day money-back guarantee means you can shop with total confidence.
Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Earn 140
Moo points with this purchase
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
About This item
-
Mum’s Golf Fame Is As Strong as Her Coffee! | Funny Golf T-shirt
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
-
Mum’s the Queen of the Green | Funny Golf T-shirt
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
-
Mums Golf Skills Are Great but Her Hugs Are Even Better | Funny Golf T-shirt
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
-
Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
If you love football almost as much as you love winding up your mates, this T-shirt is right up your street. With the bold phrase "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer" printed across the front, it's the perfect bit of tongue-in-cheek kit for anyone who prefers the dugout to the starting XI.
This T-shirt is comfy, high-quality, and seriously good banter, made for football fans who can laugh at themselves (or at their mate who never gets subbed on).
Whether you're watching from the stands, the pub, or the park bench, this tee keeps your style sharp, even if your game isn't.
Available in classic black and sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, it’s a proper wardrobe essential for the football-mad.
Product Features
-
100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel
-
Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade
-
Classic unisex fit with short sleeves
-
Sizes from S to 4XL
-
Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
-
Football fans with a cheeky sense of humour
-
Sunday League legends (or subs!)
-
Mates who always end up warming the bench
-
Banter-fuelled birthday gifts or secret Santas
-
Pub teams, fantasy football losers, or five-a-side jokers
Don’t sit this out, grab yours now and be proud of your place on the bench!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
|
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
|
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
|
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
|
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
|
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
|
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
|
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
|
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
|
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Best Position? Bench Warmer FAQs
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
Each T-shirt is made from 100% premium cotton, offering a soft, breathable fit that holds its shape. The high-quality print won’t crack or fade, even after multiple washes, so it’s built to last, whether you're wearing it to the match or the pub.
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift for a football fan?
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift for a football fan?
Absolutely! It’s a perfect gift for anyone who loves football and has a great sense of humour. Whether it's for a birthday, Secret Santa, stag do, or end-of-season bash, this cheeky tee is sure to score laughs.
What sizes does this T-shirt come in?
What sizes does this T-shirt come in?
We offer sizes from Small through to 4XL, so there’s a great fit for every football lover, whether they're built like a striker or more like a goalkeeper.
Will the print on the T-shirt last after washing?
Will the print on the T-shirt last after washing?
Yes, the design is professionally printed using durable materials that stand the test of time. You can wash it again and again, and it’ll still look as sharp as the day you unboxed it.
Can I wear this T-shirt casually or is it just for jokes?
Can I wear this T-shirt casually or is it just for jokes?
It’s both! While it’s packed with football banter, the classic black colour and comfy fit make it a great everyday option too. Wear it on matchdays, down the pub, or just lounging about, it’s as versatile as it is funny.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football T-Shirt – "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer"
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fanatic with a top sense of humour? Or maybe you're that person who takes the mick as much as they take a corner kick?
This bold black T-shirt says it all: "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer". Whether you’re the first name on the teamsheet or firmly in the manager’s bad books, this is the ultimate piece of football-themed banterwear.
Designed with football lovers in mind, this tee delivers both laughs and comfort. It’s made from soft, breathable 100% cotton and finished with a high-quality print that holds its shape, even after the final whistle (and the wash).
Available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, it’s an ideal fit for lads and lasses alike who love the beautiful game, and a good wind-up.
🎯 Who’s it for?
This T-shirt is tailor-made for:
- ⚽ Football fans who love pitch-side banter
- 😆 Mates who never make it off the subs bench
- 🎉 Blokes and birds who like a laugh and live in their footy kits
- 🍻 Pub league legends and fantasy football losers
- 👕 Anyone proud of their squad number... even if it’s 99
🎁 Perfect gift for:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-obsessed mates or family
- 🎅 Secret Santa gifts for the club joker
- 🕺 Stag do or lads’ holiday outfits
- 🏆 End-of-season awards nights and football socials
- 💡 Just because... every footballer needs a bit of banter
🔍 Product Features:
- 🖤 Classic black colour that works with everything
- 👕 Unisex fit with short sleeves – ideal for everyday wear
- 🧵 Premium 100% cotton – soft, breathable and durable
- 🖨️ Bold, long-lasting print that won’t crack or fade
- 📏 Sizes S to 4XL – because benchwarmers come in all shapes
Ready to serve up a slice of football banter? This is the T-shirt your mates will talk about every matchday. Add it to your basket today and own your position with pride. 🛒
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
