Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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When it comes to football banter, this tee brings Premier League-level sass. Whether watching the match down the pub, winding up your Sunday league mates, or letting your wardrobe talk, this T-shirt does it with style and cheek.
Featuring the brilliantly baffling line "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi", it's a guaranteed conversation starter – or argument starter – depending on who you’re sitting next to!
Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in crisp white, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is hilarious. And yes, we know the slogan makes no sense… that’s why it’s brilliant.
Product Features
• 100% cotton, breathable and soft
• Bold black slogan print on white fabric
• Unisex fit for everyday comfort
• Available in sizes S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Printed in the UK using high-quality materials
• Machine washable (turn inside out to keep it looking fresh)
Perfect for
• Football fans with a sense of humour
• Sunday league jokers and pub team legends
• Banter kings (and queens) who love winding up the opposition
• Birthday or Secret Santa gifts for your football-mad mates
• Wear on match day to get in the heads of your rivals
Score a laugh before kick-off – grab yours now and wear it like a true banter baller.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi FAQs
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Absolutely. T-shirts make brilliant birthday presents, especially when they’re funny, original, and personal. Our “Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wife” T-shirt is perfect for any football fan who enjoys a good laugh and a bit of banter.
How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?
How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?
You can make it extra special by adding our branded gift boxing service at checkout. The T-shirt will be neatly packed in a custom Cows Corner gift box, complete with a personalised message – ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just to surprise a mate.
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
Quality T-shirts are made from breathable fabric, have strong stitching, and maintain their shape after washing. Ours is made from 100% cotton, printed in the UK, and designed to last through plenty of matches and washing cycles
What occasions is a funny football T-shirt suitable for?
What occasions is a funny football T-shirt suitable for?
This tee is perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, pre-season tours, stag dos, and just about any moment where football chat and laughs go hand-in-hand. It’s a great conversation starter and an easy win for any footie fan.
Does this T-shirt fit true to size?
Does this T-shirt fit true to size?
Yes, our T-shirts have a relaxed unisex fit and are available in sizes S to 4XL. For the best fit, we recommend checking the size guide before ordering – but most customers find their usual size works perfectly.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football T-Shirt – "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi"
If you know someone who lives for football and loves a laugh, this T-shirt is made for them. With the brilliantly ridiculous slogan "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi" printed boldly on the front, it’s the ultimate blend of football banter and head-scratching nonsense that only true fans will appreciate.
Whether it’s for yourself or a mate, this tee is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spark giggles, in the changing room, the stands, or down the pub.
This white T-shirt is available in sizes S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, offering a relaxed unisex fit that’s perfect for match day or casual everyday wear. Made from soft, breathable cotton and printed in the UK, it combines comfort, quality and pure comic genius.
⚽ Who’s It For?
This football-themed T-shirt is ideal for fans who live for the game and love winding up the opposition. It’s designed for people who:
- 😂 Enjoy a bit of football banter with their mates
- ⚽ Play Sunday league and never stop talking about it
- 🍺 Spend every Saturday watching the match – pint in hand
- 🎁 Want to wear something original that no one else has
- 🙌 Aren’t afraid of a bit of ridiculous humour
🎁 Perfect Gift For…
This tee makes a cracking gift for all sorts of occasions. Whether you’re buying for a footie fanatic or a loud-mouthed striker, this shirt will go down a storm. It’s especially ideal for:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football fans of all ages
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for the banter king of the family
- 🎉 Secret Santa at the local five-a-side team
- 🕺 Pre-season tour or end-of-season piss-up outfits
- 👕 Matching kits for your fantasy league group
🧵 Product Features
- ✅ 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- ✅ Unisex sizing: S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- ✅ Classic white colour for easy styling
- ✅ Bold black print, designed to stand out
- ✅ Machine washable – just turn it inside out
- ✅ Printed and shipped from the UK
Ready to give your wardrobe a bit of banter? Add this tee to your basket now and score big laughs wherever you wear it. Don’t wait – these sell out fast with the start of each season! ⚽🔥
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