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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football and a bit of classic banter? This T-shirt’s got both. Featuring Ian Rush’s legendary quote about his brief stint in Italy, this top is a hilarious nod to one of football’s most famously baffling soundbites.
Whether you’re on the terraces, at five-a-side, or just love reminding your mates of football’s finest foot-in-mouth moments, this shirt delivers.
Made for fans who appreciate the beautiful game and the banter that comes with it, this T-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. Printed on crisp white fabric, the design is clean, bold and as funny now as it was the day Rush said it.
Product Features
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White T-shirt with black quote print on the front
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Unisex fit, made for comfort and style
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Sizes available: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL
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Soft and breathable cotton blend
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Machine washable, holds its shape and print
Perfect for
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Football fans with a sense of humour
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Banter kings and queens of the group chat
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Anyone who loves classic football quotes
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Birthday presents for the football-mad mate
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Wearing to five-a-side, the pub or match day
Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of footballing folklore.
Grab yours today and let the laughs roll in.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Couldn’t Settle in Italy FAQs
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt?

How do I choose a good quality T-shirt?
Look for T-shirts made from breathable, comfortable materials that hold their shape after washing. A well-constructed shirt with a clean print, like this football quote T-shirt, ensures both quality and longevity.
What is a premium quality T-shirt?

What is a premium quality T-shirt?
A premium T-shirt typically uses high-grade cotton or a cotton blend, offers a flattering fit, and includes reinforced stitching. Our football-themed T-shirts meet these standards while also delivering top-tier banter.
What is the most worn T-shirt size?

What is the most worn T-shirt size?
Medium is often the most popular T-shirt size. Our range includes 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L and XL, so you can find the perfect fit whether you're buying for yourself or gifting someone else.
Which colour T-shirts should a man own?

Which colour T-shirts should a man own?
White is a staple in every wardrobe. It’s timeless, goes with everything, and makes bold quotes pop, exactly why our Ian Rush quote T-shirt is only available in crisp white.
Is a funny T-shirt a good gift?

Is a funny T-shirt a good gift?
Absolutely. A humorous football quote T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa or just because, especially for someone who lives and breathes football.
Funny Football T-shirt – ‘I Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country’ – Ian Rush
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fan who loves a laugh? This witty T-shirt, quoting Ian Rush’s unforgettable words about his time in Italy, is a brilliant choice for anyone who enjoys the game as much as the banter that comes with it. Whether they live for match day or simply enjoy winding up their mates with a good quote, this shirt is made for them.
⚽ Who This T-shirt Is For
This T-shirt has been designed with true football lovers in mind. It’s perfect for:
- 😂 Fans who love classic football quotes and the stories behind them
- 🍻 Pub regulars and terrace jokers who enjoy football-related banter
- 🎁 People searching for a unique and funny gift for the football fanatic in their life
- ⚽ Five-a-side legends and sofa supporters alike
- 🧢 Anyone who appreciates dry humour and a bit of old-school football nostalgia
🎁 Ideal Gift Occasions
This shirt isn’t just a great addition to any fan’s wardrobe, it’s also a fantastic gift option. Whether it’s a big day or just a thoughtful surprise, it’s ideal for:
- 🎉 Birthdays
- 🎄 Christmas
- 👕 Father’s Day
- 👏 Secret Santa at the football club or workplace
- 🙌 Just because – for fans who live and breathe football
📦 Product Features
- 🧵 Crisp white T-shirt with bold, funny quote printed on the front
- 📐 Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL
- 👕 Unisex fit, made for comfort with a breathable cotton blend
- 🧼 Machine washable, holds shape and print after every wash
It’s a brilliant way to celebrate the quirks and comedy of football history while keeping things casual and comfortable. Perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
Make someone laugh. Score big with a gift they’ll actually wear. Order now and get ready for the compliments and chuckles.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.