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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football and a bit of classic banter? This T-shirt’s got both. Featuring Ian Rush’s legendary quote about his brief stint in Italy, this top is a hilarious nod to one of football’s most famously baffling soundbites.
Whether you’re on the terraces, at five-a-side, or just love reminding your mates of football’s finest foot-in-mouth moments, this shirt delivers.
Made for fans who appreciate the beautiful game and the banter that comes with it, this T-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. Printed on crisp white fabric, the design is clean, bold and as funny now as it was the day Rush said it.
Product Features
White T-shirt with black quote print on the front
Unisex fit, made for comfort and style
Sizes available: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL
Soft and breathable cotton blend
Machine washable, holds its shape and print
Perfect for
Football fans with a sense of humour
Banter kings and queens of the group chat
Anyone who loves classic football quotes
Birthday presents for the football-mad mate
Wearing to five-a-side, the pub or match day
Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of footballing folklore.
Grab yours today and let the laughs roll in.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Look for T-shirts made from breathable, comfortable materials that hold their shape after washing. A well-constructed shirt with a clean print, like this football quote T-shirt, ensures both quality and longevity.
A premium T-shirt typically uses high-grade cotton or a cotton blend, offers a flattering fit, and includes reinforced stitching. Our football-themed T-shirts meet these standards while also delivering top-tier banter.
Medium is often the most popular T-shirt size. Our range includes 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L and XL, so you can find the perfect fit whether you're buying for yourself or gifting someone else.
White is a staple in every wardrobe. It’s timeless, goes with everything, and makes bold quotes pop, exactly why our Ian Rush quote T-shirt is only available in crisp white.
Absolutely. A humorous football quote T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa or just because, especially for someone who lives and breathes football.
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fan who loves a laugh? This witty T-shirt, quoting Ian Rush’s unforgettable words about his time in Italy, is a brilliant choice for anyone who enjoys the game as much as the banter that comes with it. Whether they live for match day or simply enjoy winding up their mates with a good quote, this shirt is made for them.
This T-shirt has been designed with true football lovers in mind. It’s perfect for:
This shirt isn’t just a great addition to any fan’s wardrobe, it’s also a fantastic gift option. Whether it’s a big day or just a thoughtful surprise, it’s ideal for:
It’s a brilliant way to celebrate the quirks and comedy of football history while keeping things casual and comfortable. Perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
Make someone laugh. Score big with a gift they’ll actually wear. Order now and get ready for the compliments and chuckles.
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
