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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Celebrate one of football’s most unforgettable quotes with this hilarious tribute to the beautiful game’s legendary No.10. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the GOAT debate, love iconic football one-liners, or just enjoy a bit of cheeky football banter, this T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile in the changing room, at the pub or on the sofa come kick-off.
Printed on a quality black tee and available in sizes S, 2XS, 3XS, M, L, XL and 2XL, it’s a funny and wearable gift for anyone who lives and breathes football, or simply can’t resist a classic footballing howler.
Product Features
• Printed on premium-quality black cotton blend
• Classic fit for casual comfort
• Iconic quote from a footballing legend
• Durable print that won’t fade after washing
• Available in sizes 2XS to 2XL
• Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
• Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
• Banter-loving mates, brothers or dads
• Birthday gifts for football obsessives
• Wearing to five-a-side, matchday or pub quizzes
• Anyone who’s ever had a heated GOAT debate
Add a bit of Maradona magic (and madness) to your wardrobe, grab yours now before they all kick off!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Don’t Think There Is Anybody FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
Our football T-shirts are made from soft cotton blends with durable prints that last wash after wash. They're designed in the UK to ensure premium quality and long-lasting comfort.
Which brand has the best quality T-shirts?
Which brand has the best quality T-shirts?
While many brands offer quality, Cows Corner stands out by blending comfort, durability and humour. Our funny sports T-shirts aren't just wearable, they’re talkable, with clever designs and fan-favourite quotes.
Are graphic T-shirts a good gift?
Are graphic T-shirts a good gift?
Absolutely. Graphic T-shirts make brilliant gifts, especially when they’re tied to someone’s passion, like football. They’re personal, practical and guaranteed to bring a smile.
What is a good gift for someone who loves football?
What is a good gift for someone who loves football?
A funny football T-shirt with a legendary quote or cheeky slogan is a top pick. It’s thoughtful, original and perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day or even Secret Santa.
A funny football T-shirt with a legendary quote or cheeky slogan is a top pick. It’s thoughtful, original and perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day or even Secret Santa.
A funny football T-shirt with a legendary quote or cheeky slogan is a top pick. It’s thoughtful, original and perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day or even Secret Santa.
If you’re unsure, go for their usual fit or one size up for a relaxed feel. Our T-shirts come in sizes from 2XS to 2XL, so there’s something for every fan in the squad.
Funny Football T-Shirt – “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona”
If you love football, banter, and a quote so perfectly muddled it could only come from the world of post-match interviews, then this T-shirt is for you. Featuring the infamous Maradona line in bold white print across a classic black tee, this is the perfect blend of sport and sarcasm. Whether you’re looking for a gift or treating yourself, this shirt hits the back of the net every time.
⚽ Who's It For?
This T-shirt is ideal for football fans who enjoy a laugh, appreciate a good football quote, and aren’t afraid to wear something that’ll get people talking. Whether they play five-a-side every week, spend Saturdays shouting at the telly, or are still clinging to the hope of a Sunday league comeback, this shirt is made for them.
It’s also great for those who love football culture just as much as the game itself. From armchair pundits and pub league legends to fantasy football addicts and quote collectors, if Maradona means more to them than just a name, this belongs in their wardrobe.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Looking for a present that’s as memorable as a last-minute screamer? This tee is a brilliant gift idea for:
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially for football-mad mates, brothers, or sons
- 🎄 Christmas – an easy win for any footy fan
- 👕 Father’s Day – for the dad who’s seen it all and shouted at most of it
- 🍺 Secret Santa – guaranteed laughs with a side of football nostalgia
- 📦 Just because – a small gesture for someone who loves the game and the gaffes
🧵 Product Features:
- 🖤 Available in classic black – a wardrobe staple with a twist
- 📏 Sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL – a fit for every fan
- 💬 Features the legendary quote: “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona”
- 🧼 Machine-washable with long-lasting print quality
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
- 👕 Made from a soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Whether you're gifting it or grabbing it for yourself, this tee is a talking point, a laugh, and a tribute to football’s funniest side, all rolled into one.
Snap it up today before they all get booked!

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.