I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If football is life and banter is your second language, this one’s for you. Our bold and cheeky ‘I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort’ T-shirt is the ultimate way to wind up your mates on and off the pitch.
Whether you're a five-a-side warrior or enjoy throwing a few jabs from the sidelines, this T-shirt delivers laughs without you even saying a word.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and finished in classic black, it’s built for comfort as much as comedy.
It’s the kind of shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking, especially when you're playing against someone more of a competitor than a cone.
Product Features
• Soft-touch cotton fabric for everyday comfort
• Classic black colour with bold white slogan
• Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Regular fit with short sleeves and a crew neck
• Machine washable and built to last through every wash and wind-up
Perfect for
• Football lovers who thrive on banter
• Mates who take their Sunday league just a little too seriously
• Birthday presents for football fans with a sense of humour
• Wearing to training, kickabouts or the pub after the match
Say it with your chest and let the shirt do the talking.
Grab yours now and bring the banter game to a whole new level.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort FAQs
How do I know this is a high-quality T-shirt?
How do I know this is a high-quality T-shirt?
Our T-shirts are made from soft, durable cotton designed to feel great from the first wear to the hundredth wash. The print is professionally applied to maintain its bold look without cracking or fading. Comfort, fit and long-lasting quality come as standard.
What size should I buy if I’m unsure?
What size should I buy if I’m unsure?
If you're between sizes or like a roomier fit, we recommend going one size up. This T-shirt comes in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, so there's something for every build. Check our size guide for exact measurements before adding to your basket.
Is this a good gift for football fans?
Is this a good gift for football fans?
Absolutely. This T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves football and banter. Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or just a surprise for a mate, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh and be worn with pride.
What makes this different from other football T-shirts?
What makes this different from other football T-shirts?
Unlike generic footy tops, this one combines clever humour with a sharp design. It’s not team-specific, so it suits any supporter or player and adds a fresh dose of personality to your weekend kit or casual wardrobe.
Will the print last after washing?
Will the print last after washing?
Yes. The design is made to last. Just follow the care instructions by washing at 30°C and avoiding tumble drying. Your T-shirt will stay crisp and bold long after the final whistle
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football T-Shirt – ‘I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort’
Looking for the perfect T-shirt for someone who lives and breathes football and always has a witty comeback ready? Our ‘I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort’ tee is made for football lovers who enjoy dishing out the banter just as much as they enjoy playing the beautiful game. Bold, funny and spot on for winding up mates, it’s guaranteed to raise a few smirks before kick-off even begins.
This isn’t just another football-themed T-shirt. It’s a statement piece for the pitch, the pub or wherever the game takes you.
Whether it’s worn during a casual kickabout, to watch the big match or simply to show off a sharp sense of humour, this T-shirt delivers personality and comfort in equal measure. Available in classic black, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers or your favourite footy shorts.
🎯 Who is this T-shirt perfect for?
⚽ Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
🎽 Mates who think they're the next big thing
👟 Five-a-side legends and Sunday league banter kings
🍻 Blokes who enjoy the post-match pint more than the match itself
🎁 Anyone looking for a brilliant gift that stands out from the usual football merch
🎁 Ideal gift for...
🎉 Birthdays
🎄 Christmas
👕 Secret Santa at the football club
🕺 Stag dos and lads' weekends
💡 Just because they’ll love it
📦 Product Features
🖤 Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
📏 Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
🧼 Machine washable and designed to keep its shape
🗣️ Printed slogan in bold white for maximum impact
🖤 Black colour for a sharp, modern look
🎽 Regular fit with short sleeves and a classic crew neck
Make them laugh, make a point or just show up looking effortlessly funny. This T-shirt is more than a wardrobe addition, it’s a proper conversation starter.
Don’t wait for half-time, order now and score the ultimate football gift today.
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