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Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real Goat! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Regarding footy banter, this T-shirt is at the top of the league. Featuring the hilarious slogan ‘Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!’, it’s the ultimate tribute to the mums who do it all – from lifts to training and matches in the rain, to being your number one supporter on the touchline.

This T-shirt is perfect for parents who live and breathe football and love a laugh while at it. 

Whether you buy it as a cheeky nod to Mum or want to wear your football pride with a grin, this tee scores every time.

Available in crisp black and a range of inclusive sizes, it’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day or just because she’s a legend.

Product Features
• Bold, funny front slogan: Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!
• Made from soft, breathable cotton for everyday comfort
• Sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
• Colour: Classic black
• Regular fit, unisex design
• Machine washable and built to last

Perfect for
• Football-mad parents with a sense of humour
• Kids who want to make Mum smile
• Mother’s Day gifts with a difference
• Cheeky birthday surprises
• Wearing to football matches, training, or casual days out

Mum’s been GOATed – now it’s time to wear it with pride.

Grab yours today and give her the shoutout she deserves.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Forget Messi and Ronaldo FAQs

How can I tell if this T-shirt is high quality?

Our T-shirts are made from premium soft cotton that offers a comfortable fit, holds its shape after washing and features a durable print that won’t crack or fade. It’s a product designed to last, whether it’s worn to a football match or as an everyday favourite.

What size should I choose for a good fit?

This T-shirt comes in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M and L. We recommend checking our size guide before purchasing, especially if you're buying for children or teens. If you're ever between sizes, going up one will offer a relaxed, casual fit.

Is this T-shirt a good gift for Mother’s Day?

Absolutely. This T-shirt is a brilliant Mother’s Day gift for any football-loving mum. It combines laughter with appreciation and shows her that in your eyes, she’s better than Messi or Ronaldo. It’s a gift that feels both thoughtful and fun.

Can this T-shirt be worn to football matches or training sessions?

Yes, it's perfect for match days, training sessions or even casual family kickabouts. The breathable cotton and comfortable fit make it ideal for active wear, while the slogan guarantees a few smiles in the stands or on the sidelines.

Is this design available in other colours?

At the moment, this design is available in classic white only, chosen to make the bold slogan stand out and pair well with anything from jeans to joggers. Keep an eye on our shop for future colour releases.

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Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT! Funny Football T-Shirt

If your mum's the one standing on the sidelines rain or shine, cheering louder than the ref's whistle and driving you to every match without fail, this T-shirt says it all. Our 'Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!' T-shirt is the ultimate blend of humour and heartfelt appreciation – made for footy fans who know who the real legend is.

⚽ Who is this T-shirt for?

This tee is designed for football-loving families with a sharp sense of humour. Whether you’re a young footballer looking for a clever way to honour Mum or a partner wanting to gift something unique and playful, this shirt hits the back of the net.

It's perfect for:

  • ⚽ Kids who think Mum deserves a standing ovation (and a laugh)
  • ⚽ Dads buying on behalf of the little ones for Mother’s Day
  • ⚽ Teenagers who know Mum’s the real MVP of the team
  • ⚽ Football mums who want to wear their title proudly
  • ⚽ Families looking for a fun match-day outfit

🎁 Perfect gift occasions

This football-themed T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for a variety of occasions. It’s more than just a laugh – it’s a wearable tribute that Mum can proudly show off.

Ideal for:

  • 🎁 Mother’s Day – with a personal and funny twist
  • 🎁 Birthdays – guaranteed to raise a smile
  • 🎁 Christmas – perfect as a stocking filler or main gift
  • 🎁 End-of-season celebrations – thank Mum for a year of lifts, laundry and loyal support
  • 🎁 ‘Just because’ gifts – unexpected treats always go down well

🧵 Product features

  • 🧵 Premium-quality cotton for all-day comfort
  • 🧵 Crisp white fabric that pairs easily with jeans or joggers
  • 🧵 Bold slogan printed on the front: 'Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!'
  • 🧵 Unisex fit, perfect for any parent or child
  • 🧵 Sizes available: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
  • 🧵 Machine washable and made to last – no fading or peeling

Whether you’re buying it for match day laughs, a heartfelt gift or just to let Mum know she’s smashing it – this is one top that’ll go straight to the top of the wardrobe. Order now and let your mum know she’s the true GOAT of the game. 🐐

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