Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Shop with Confidence
Nothing says football banter quite like this tee. If you're the sort of fan who lives for the post-match analysis down the pub or just enjoys a cheeky dig at your mate’s wayward shots, this T-shirt is right up your street.
Bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a few chuckles on the pitch or in the stands, it’s made for those who love the beautiful game and don’t take themselves too seriously.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s built for comfort whether you're watching from the sidelines, playing five-a-side, or out and about on match day.
Available in classic black and a wide range of sizes including S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL.
Product Features
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Black unisex T-shirt with bold white slogan
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Reads: "Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav"
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Soft-touch feel, perfect for all-day wear
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Printed in the UK using high-quality, long-lasting materials
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Perfect For
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Football lovers who enjoy a bit of match-day banter
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Sunday league legends and five-a-side warriors
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Fans with a sense of humour and a sharp tongue
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Gifting to mates who can’t shoot to save their life
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Wearing to pub quizzes, match screenings, or training
Go on – give your mates a laugh and make this your go-to tee for football banter season.
Grab yours now and score serious style points off the pitch.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav FAQs
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt as a gift?
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt as a gift?
When buying a T-shirt gift, especially one with a fun slogan, look for quality fabric, durable printing, and a flattering fit. Our T-shirts are made from soft-touch material, printed in the UK, and designed for everyday comfort, making them an ideal gift for football lovers.
What size T-shirt should I buy for someone else?
What size T-shirt should I buy for someone else?
The most commonly worn sizes in the UK are M, L, and XL. If you're unsure, we recommend checking the recipient’s wardrobe for label clues. Our size range covers S through to 4XL, so there’s something for everyone.
Is a funny football T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Is a funny football T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Absolutely, it's a brilliant choice for anyone who loves football and a laugh. Whether they play Sunday League or just enjoy the banter, this T-shirt makes a memorable and personal birthday present.
Are these T-shirts suitable for older fans or just younger players?
Are these T-shirts suitable for older fans or just younger players?
This design is for everyone. Football banter doesn’t come with an age limit, and this T-shirt regularly gets a laugh from teenagers to grandads. If they love the game, they’ll love the joke.
What makes this T-shirt different from others on the market?
What makes this T-shirt different from others on the market?
Unlike mass-produced novelty tees, ours are printed to order in the UK, made with long-lasting materials, and created with real football fans in mind. The banter’s top drawer, and the quality’s spot on too.
Why Cows Corner?
Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav – Funny Football T-Shirt
If you’re shopping for someone who lives and breathes football – but also knows how to take a joke – this T-shirt is a winning choice. Featuring the hilarious slogan “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav”, it’s the perfect blend of sporting banter and everyday comfort.
Whether you’re buying for a mate whose goal tally is stuck at zero or treating yourself ahead of the weekend kickabout, this T-shirt is designed to raise smiles on and off the pitch.
Printed on a high-quality black cotton tee, it delivers a classic fit that suits all body types and looks spot-on with joggers, shorts or jeans.
🎯 Perfect for football fans who...
- 😂 Love a bit of pitch-side banter
- ⚽️ Spend their weekends playing, coaching, or watching the game
- 👕 Want to wear their sense of humour loud and proud
- 📱 Share football memes, jokes, and group chat chaos
🎁 Ideal gift for...
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially for that one mate who thinks they should’ve gone pro
- 🎄 Secret Santa or Christmas stocking fillers for footy fanatics
- 👬 Best man gifts or pre-match stag do gear
- 👨 Father’s Day laughs for football-mad dads and grandads
- 🏆 Sunday League end-of-season banter awards
📦 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black colour that works with everything
- 👕 Soft-touch fabric for everyday comfort
- 🧵 Printed in the UK using long-lasting materials
- 📏 Available in sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- 🧼 Easy to wash, easy to wear, and built to last
Whether it’s for your mate, your dad, your brother or even your local Sunday league striker who’s allergic to the goal, this T-shirt is a crowd-pleaser. It’s cheeky, comfy, and ready to be worn with pride, or mild embarrassment.
Order now and make someone laugh louder than their missed penalty!
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
