No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Bring the banter to the terraces with our ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’ T-shirt, the ultimate bit of football humour for those who love the beautiful game and aren’t afraid to say it like it is.
Whether you’re shouting from the sidelines, winding up your mates during five-a-side, or love a cheeky football chat, this tee lets everyone know that some decisions don’t need a second look, they’re terrible.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for all-day comfort, this white T-shirt is a proper crowd-pleaser with a sharp slogan that gets a laugh every time. It’s available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL so you can find the perfect fit whether you’re built like a winger or a centre-back.
Product Features
• Bold, high-quality print on the front that reads ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’
• Soft-touch 100% cotton fabric for everyday comfort
• Classic fit with short sleeves and crew neck design
• Printed in the UK with care and banter in mind
• Available in white
• Sizes from S up to 4XL
Perfect for
• Football fans who love a laugh on matchday
• Friends and family who take banter seriously
• Five-a-side legends and armchair pundits
• Anyone who reckons VAR confirms what they already knew
• Great gift idea for birthdays, Father’s Day or post-match pub trips
Own the joke and wear it with pride. Add this funny football T-shirt to your wardrobe today and give VAR the day off.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
No VAR Needed You’r Just Terrible FAQs
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
Our ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’ T-shirt is printed in the UK on 100% soft cotton, offering a breathable, long-lasting fit that holds its shape and print after washing. It’s built for comfort, whether you’re on the pitch or in the pub.
Is this a good gift for football fans?
Is this a good gift for football fans?
Absolutely. This T-shirt is a brilliant present for any football fan who loves a laugh. It’s ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, post-match banter or even as a funny surprise for your five-a-side squad's weakest link.
What sizes does this football T-shirt come in?
What sizes does this football T-shirt come in?
This T-shirt is available in a wide range of sizes to suit all builds, from S to 4XL. Whether you’re built like a nimble winger or more of a Sunday league striker, there’s a size for you.
Will the print fade or peel after washing?
Will the print fade or peel after washing?
Not at all. The high-quality front print is made to last. For best results, we recommend washing inside out on a cool setting and avoiding tumble drying.
Is this design available in any other colours?
Is this design available in any other colours?
At the moment, this design is available in white only. We chose this colour to ensure the bold slogan really pops and grabs attention wherever you go.
Why Cows Corner?
No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible – Funny Football T-Shirt
If you're looking for the ultimate funny football T-shirt that brings the laughs on and off the pitch, look no further. Our ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’ design is made for footy fans who live for the banter and love calling it exactly how they see it. Whether it’s your mate’s dodgy first touch or your team’s Sunday league howler, this tee says what everyone’s thinking, no VAR required.
Printed on premium-quality white cotton, this shirt delivers comfort and style in equal measure. It’s the ideal T-shirt for match days, five-a-side sessions, pub nights and casual weekends. With sizes ranging from S to 4XL, it’s made to fit every type of supporter – from lean midfield maestros to solid centre-halves.
⚽ Who’s it for?
This T-shirt is designed for anyone who:
- ⚽ Loves football and lives for the chat before, during and after the game
- ⚽ Enjoys friendly banter with teammates, mates or family members
- ⚽ Thinks VAR is overhyped and can spot a terrible performance without a replay
- ⚽ Likes to wear something that gets a laugh and sparks conversation
🎁 The perfect gift for…
Looking for a unique and funny football gift? This T-shirt is a brilliant choice for:
- 🎁 Birthdays – especially for those mates who never miss a game
- 🎁 Father’s Day – ideal for footy-loving dads who appreciate a cheeky joke
- 🎁 Secret Santa – guaranteed to get a laugh at any festive gathering
- 🎁 End-of-season celebrations – great for the worst player award (we all know one)
- 🎁 Post-match pub presents – a conversation starter every time
🧵 Product Features
- 🧵 Bold slogan printed on the front: ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’
- 🧵 Made from 100% soft cotton for lasting comfort
- 🧵 Classic crew neck and short sleeve design
- 🧵 Available in white – clean, crisp and effortlessly stylish
- 🧵 Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
- 🧵 Designed and printed in the UK
Funny, bold and bang on the money for footy fans who don’t take themselves too seriously. Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift, this T-shirt is a real winner.
Grab yours now and get ready to call it as you see it – no VAR needed.
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