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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This brilliantly cheeky football T-shirt celebrates one of the most gloriously obvious quotes ever uttered by a legend of the game. Featuring the immortal words of Thierry Henry – 'Sometimes in football you have to score goals' – this tee is a perfect blend of banter, wit and footballing brilliance.
Whether you're a weekend five-a-side regular or someone who loves a classic quote that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this shirt is made for you.
Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton, it's the ideal top for match days, pub debates, or just showing your love for the beautiful game, with a smirk.
Available in crisp black and sizes ranging from 3XS to XL, this T-shirt is an actual conversation starter for football fans of all ages.
Product Features
• Quote: 'Sometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry' printed on the front
• Available in black
• Sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL
• Classic unisex fit with a soft feel
• Durable print designed to withstand countless washes
• Great gift for football lovers with a sense of humour
Perfect for
• Football fans who love a bit of banter
• Pub football philosophers and quote collectors
• Anyone who appreciates Thierry Henry’s genius – even when he’s stating the obvious
• Mates who talk tactics but never score
• Birthday, Father’s Day or just-because gifts
Stick this in your basket today and give your wardrobe a goal-scoring upgrade, because sometimes in life you just have to wear a shirt that makes people laugh.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Sometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals FAQs
What is a good T-shirt gift for a football fan?
What is a good T-shirt gift for a football fan?
A T-shirt featuring a legendary football quote, like Thierry Henry’s famous line, is a brilliant choice. It’s personal, humorous and perfect for fans who love both the game and a bit of banter.
Is a funny T-shirt a good birthday present?
Is a funny T-shirt a good birthday present?
Yes, especially when it’s tailored to the recipient’s interests. A football-themed funny T-shirt adds personality and humour to a birthday gift.
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
Check the size guide carefully or choose a more universal fit like M or L if unsure. Our range includes sizes from 3XS to 2XL, offering something for everyone.
What makes a T-shirt a thoughtful gift?
What makes a T-shirt a thoughtful gift?
A thoughtful T-shirt gift reflects the recipient’s personality, hobbies or sense of humour. Our football quote T-shirts tick all those boxes and make people smile.
What occasions are funny T-shirts suitable for?
What occasions are funny T-shirts suitable for?
They’re great for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, or just as a surprise to make someone laugh. Football fans will especially appreciate the humour and relevance
Funny Football T-Shirt – 'Sometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry'
If you're looking for the perfect gift for someone who eats, sleeps and breathes football, and loves a bit of banter – this T-shirt is a back-of-the-net winner. Featuring Thierry Henry’s famously hilarious quote, 'Sometimes in football you have to score goals', it’s the ultimate nod to the beautiful game’s most brilliantly obvious truth. It’s the kind of dry wit only true fans will appreciate, and it’s guaranteed to get a few laughs wherever it’s worn.
Made from soft cotton and printed in a clean white finish, this T-shirt is all about comfort, fit and conversation-starting style. Whether you’re heading to the match, chatting tactics at the pub or buying for that one mate who still thinks he could’ve gone pro, this top is spot on. It’s available in sizes ranging from 3XS to XL, making it a great fit for teens, adults and anyone in between who loves football with a funny twist.
⚽ Product Features
- 🧢 Front print: 'Sometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry'
- 👕 Soft white cotton fabric for all-day comfort
- 📏 Sizes available: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL
- 💬 A brilliant talking point at football gatherings, games and pub nights
- 🧼 Machine washable with long-lasting print durability
🎁 Perfect For
- 🎂 Birthday gifts for football-mad friends and family
- 👨 Father's Day presents that score points with Dad
- 🎅 Christmas stocking fillers for fans with a sense of humour
- 🕺 Mates who love five-a-side but can’t remember the last time they scored
- 🎉 Secret Santa ideas for football fans at work or in your club
Whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone who lives for the game, this T-shirt delivers both laughs and style in one go. Grab yours today and give the gift of proper football banter, because let’s face it, sometimes in football you really do have to score goals.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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