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Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

A black t-shirt with the funny football and dad loving slogan on the front that reads 'I Get My Tekkers From Dad'
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Football might be a beautiful game, but some tekkers are so rare that they belong in a fairy tale.

This cheeky T-shirt delivers a solid bit of pitch-side banter with its bold slogan, ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, making it perfect for anyone who loves to laugh while they play (or spectate).

Whether you’re the star striker or the king of the five-a-side sideline quips, this is your new go-to tee.

Made from soft-touch cotton and finished in classic black, it’s the ideal combo of comfort and comedy. It’s a shirt that lets you take the mick while still looking sharp – and it’s roomy enough to fit anyone from S to 4XL.

Product Features
• Available in black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Bold front slogan: 'Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting'
• Comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Soft, breathable cotton
• Great for training, match days or casual pub banter

Perfect for
• Footballers with a sense of humour
• Sunday League legends and benchwarmers alike
• Fans who love football chat as much as the game
• Gift-givers looking for something original and witty
• Anyone who knows their tekkers are magical (or not)

Grab yours now and get ready to turn heads on and off the pitch.

Go on – give the team something to talk about.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting FAQs

Is this a good gift for football fans who enjoy banter?

Absolutely. This T-shirt is ideal for anyone who loves football and has a great sense of humour. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just a spontaneous surprise, the slogan adds a fun twist that’s guaranteed to get a laugh.

What size should I buy as a gift if I’m unsure?

If you're not sure which size to choose, we recommend going a size up. The T-shirt is a relaxed fit and comes in a wide range from S to 4XL, so there’s room to get it right. You can always drop a hint to check their usual size.

Is the material good quality and comfortable to wear?

Yes. The T-shirt is made from soft, breathable cotton, designed for comfort whether you're playing, watching the match, or down the pub. It holds its shape well and the print stays bold wash after wash.

Can this T-shirt be worn casually or just for football?

It’s designed for both. While the slogan is football-themed, the simple black colour and comfy fit make it perfect for casual everyday wear, from match day to mates’ nights out.

What occasions is this T-shirt suitable for as a gift?

This T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, stag dos, team socials, or just to give your favourite football fanatic a good laugh. It’s original, personal and full of character.

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  • Unique products & Designs

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    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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Funny Football T-Shirt – 'Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting'

If you're shopping for someone who lives and breathes football, loves a bit of banter and isn’t afraid to poke fun at dodgy first touches, this T-shirt hits the back of the net. The bold slogan, ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, is printed loud and proud on the front, making it the ideal gift for anyone who enjoys the lighter side of the beautiful game.

Available in classic black and a full range of sizes from S through to 4XL, this comfortable cotton tee is made to suit football fans of all shapes and sizes. Whether they play every weekend, coach the local youth side or just shout at the telly during match day, this shirt brings the laughs and lands the look.

⚽ Perfect For:

  • 😂 Football fans with a wicked sense of humour
  • 🎁 Buying a gift that stands out from the usual socks and vouchers
  • 🎂 Birthdays for football-mad mates, sons, brothers or dads
  • 🎄 Christmas gifts with a kick of personality
  • 👏 End-of-season awards or team socials
  • 🍻 Pub quizzes, five-a-side nights or stag do shenanigans

This isn’t just another novelty tee. It’s a wearable conversation starter, a laugh-out-loud moment captured in cotton and a brilliant way to show someone you know exactly what makes them tick. Whether it’s wrapped up as a birthday gift or popped in a Christmas stocking, this shirt will bring smiles, giggles and maybe even a unicorn sighting or two.

👕 Product Features:

  • 🖤 Available in black – goes with everything from jeans to joggers
  • 📏 Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
  • 🧵 Made from soft-touch cotton for all-day comfort
  • 🎨 Bold white slogan print across the chest
  • 👌 Relaxed fit suitable for casual wear, match days or training sessions

If they’ve got tekkers worth talking about (or not), this is the tee that says it all. Order now and score the perfect gift for the football lover in your life – no VAR needed.

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