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Best Dad by Par | Funny Golf Baby Grow

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

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Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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For new dads who’d rather be on the fairway but are busy mastering night feeds instead, this hilarious baby grow is a tee-rific way to keep the golf banter alive.

Featuring the witty slogan Best Dad by Par’, it’s a brilliant gift for golf-mad dads who are learning to balance their backswing with baby bottles.

Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday or just because he deserves a laugh, this white baby grow delivers a smile with every change.

It’s soft, comfy and made for those everyday moments that matter, whether that’s snuggles on the sofa or sleepy strolls in the buggy.

Product Features

  • Made from 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort

  • Printed with the slogan ‘Best Dad by Par’ in bold, durable text

  • White short-sleeved design with an envelope neckline

  • Popper fastening for easy changes after a long day on the green (or the playmat)

  • Available in multiple sizes for newborns and babies

  • Machine washable and made to last – even after the toughest tee time tantrums

Perfect For

  • New dads who love golf and classic golfing banter

  • Golfers celebrating their first Father’s Day

  • Friends or family looking for a funny baby gift with personality

  • Baby showers or baby arrivals with a sporty twist

  • Anyone who knows a dad who’s a real hole-in-one

Whether he's dreaming of Augusta or just managing another nappy change in the rough, this baby grow is the perfect way to celebrate a golf-loving dad’s new role.

Add it to your basket now and give the gift of laughter, love and a cheeky nod to his favourite game.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Best Dad by Par FAQs


What is a good gift for a new dad who loves golf?

A funny baby grow with a golf-themed slogan like 'Best Dad by Par' is a brilliant way to celebrate a new dad’s love for the game while adding humour to parenthood. It's practical, thoughtful and guaranteed to raise a smile.

Can I give a baby grow as a Father's Day gift?

Absolutely. Baby grows with a personalised or funny slogan make excellent first Father’s Day gifts, especially when they reflect the dad’s personality or hobbies. It’s a small but memorable gesture he’ll love.

What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?

If you’re unsure of the baby's exact size, it’s usually safest to choose 0–3 months or 3–6 months. These sizes are the most commonly used and will offer a good fit for most new arrivals.

Are funny baby grows a popular baby shower gift?

Yes, they’re a popular choice because they combine usefulness with personality. A funny baby grow stands out from the usual basics and makes parents and guests smile – it’s a win-win.

Do baby grows come in gift packaging?

Some retailers offer gift boxing or custom wrapping as an add-on, making your baby grow purchase ready to give straight away. Always check the product page for gifting options.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • No Minimum Orders

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  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

  • Same Day Turn Around

    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Golf Baby Grow – ‘Best Dad by Par’

Looking for the perfect new baby gift for a golf-loving dad? You’ve just found it. Our white baby grow with the cheeky slogan ‘Best Dad by Par’ is a guaranteed hole-in-one when it comes to giving new parents something they’ll actually laugh at. Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a baby shower or a golf-mad mate who’s just become a dad, this is one of those exclusive little finds that delivers real value and personality in one go.

Made from soft cotton and designed for comfort, it’s ideal for everything from sleepy cuddles to family photos. This funny baby grow is available in a range of baby sizes and can be delivered quickly with hassle-free checkout options. If you’re looking to buy a unique and memorable baby gift, this is one to add to cart straight away.

🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions

  • 🎯 A brilliant first Father’s Day gift for new dads who love a round of golf
  • 🎉 Ideal for baby showers with a sporty twist
  • ⛳ A thoughtful gift from the baby to dad – especially if he thinks he’s the next Rory McIlroy
  • 👨‍👧 Great for golf fans who appreciate a bit of light-hearted humour
  • 📦 A clever present for friends or family – sent direct with quick delivery

📌 Product Features

  • 🍼 Made from 100% soft cotton for all-day wear
  • 👕 White baby grow with short sleeves and envelope neckline
  • 🔒 Easy popper fastening for quick changes – even in the rough
  • 💬 Printed slogan: ‘Best Dad by Par’ – bold, durable and built to last
  • 🧼 Fully machine washable – because we know babies can get messy
  • 📏 Available in multiple baby sizes – in stock and ready to ship

This baby grow is more than just a giggle, it’s a small but thoughtful way to celebrate a new dad’s love of the game. Whether he’s dreaming of the 18th green or pacing the nursery floor at 2am, he’ll appreciate this witty nod to his favourite hobby. It’s the kind of gift that gets remembered, worn often and talked about every time he pulls it out of the changing bag.

So don’t wait around, order today and make someone’s day with a gift that’s full of character, comfort and golf-loving charm. With limited stock available, now’s the time to shop collection and get yours before the next tee time. ⛳

Who is this Baby Grow good for?

This funny golf baby grow is perfect for the tiniest future golfers and their biggest fans. Soft, comfortable and full of playful charm, it celebrates the sport with designs that make parents smile and babies look adorable. Whether you are shopping for a gift or dressing your own little one, our golf onesies combine premium quality, humour and comfort. They are made for naps, cuddles and those early family moments watching the Masters together.

For newborn golf fans

If your family loves golf, this newborn golf onesie is the perfect first outfit. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft on delicate skin and easy to change. The lightweight fabric keeps your baby comfortable during naps and awake time, while the playful design shows that the love for golf runs in the family.

It is the ideal way to start your little one’s journey into the sport right from the beginning.

For golf mums and dads

For parents who spend weekends on the course or watching tournaments on TV, this golf onesie is a brilliant way to share that passion. The funny and heart warming designs make it perfect for family photos or lazy afternoons watching highlights together. It is soft, practical and full of personality, exactly what every new parent needs.

Our daddy’s caddy onesie and daddy’s little caddy onesie options are especially popular gifts for new dads who cannot wait to introduce their child to golf.

For golf themed baby showers

Looking for a thoughtful and funny baby shower gift? A golf onesie always scores well. It stands out from the usual clothes and toys, offering something truly personal for golf loving parents. The soft cotton fabric keeps baby cosy while the witty golf print brings instant smiles to everyone at the party.

It is a unique keepsake that will be treasured long after baby outgrows it.

For daddy’s little golf partner

There is nothing sweeter than matching with dad, and our daddy’s caddy onesie makes that moment even more special. Designed for comfort and charm, it captures the bond between parent and child through their shared love of the game. It is a favourite choice for Father’s Day, new baby gifts and first photos together.

It is the kind of outfit that brings out smiles wherever it goes.

For mums who love golf

Mums who enjoy the sport will love seeing their baby in a golf themed onesie. It is cute, soft and practical enough for everyday wear. The simple design pairs perfectly with blankets or leggings and adds a touch of fun to morning walks or family outings.

It is one of those outfits that makes every cuddle feel even more special.

For golf loving families

If golf is a family affair, then this baby grow fits right in. Whether you play every weekend or just love watching the majors together, the design celebrates that shared love of the sport. It is ideal for relaxed days at home, trips to the driving range or simply showing off your little one’s first tee style.

It is the golf shirt onesie every sporting family needs in their collection.

For golf club members

Club members will appreciate this onesie golf outfit for its humour and quality. It makes a great gift from teammates, friends or relatives who want to welcome a new arrival into the golfing community. The clever designs and soft materials make it suitable for everyday use and perfect for special photos.

Every golf onesie in our range is designed to be loved by parents and noticed by everyone else.

For photo shoots and memories

This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially when you want to include a bit of golf themed fun. The simple styling and light colours work beautifully with props like a mini club or toy golf ball. It creates the kind of pictures you will look back on for years with a smile.

It is the perfect outfit for capturing those early memories in true golfing style.

For baby’s first Masters

Watching the big tournaments just got cuter. This masters golf onesie is ideal for those first moments when your little one joins you to watch your favourite players in action. The soft fabric keeps them comfortable through naps and cuddles, and the print adds that extra bit of humour for sports fans.

It is the kind of outfit that turns match days into family memories.

For baby showers and gifts

If you are searching for a fun and thoughtful present, this golf onesie is an easy win. It is practical, funny and made to last, making it a great choice for both newborns and slightly older babies. The designs are unisex and perfect for sporty parents who love a good laugh.

It is one of those baby grows that gets worn again and again, not just admired once and folded away.

For everyday comfort

This golf baby grow is made for everyday wear. It is soft, breathable and flexible enough to handle every movement, nap and cuddle. Parents love how easy it is to wash and how gentle it feels against their baby’s skin. It is stylish enough for visits and practical enough for playtime.

It is comfort, quality and humour all rolled into one adorable outfit.

For travel and family days out

Heading out for a day at the club or a weekend getaway? This golf onesie is the perfect choice for travel. It keeps your baby cosy on the move and looks adorable in family photos. The simple design and soft texture make it ideal for car rides, picnics and long cuddles in between rounds.

It is practical enough for real life and stylish enough to be noticed everywhere you go.

For Christmas and special occasions

When the festive season arrives, our golf onesies make excellent gifts for new parents. They are warm, cute and funny, bringing a touch of sport to the celebrations. Each piece is made with care, so it can be worn all winter and still look great for family photos or video calls.

It is a thoughtful present for families who love their golf as much as they love their little one.

For anyone who loves golf

Our funny golf baby grows are designed for families who know that golf is more than a sport — it is a way of life. Each piece, from the daddy’s caddy onesie to the masters golf onesie, captures the laughter and warmth that come with sharing your favourite pastime with your baby. Made from premium cotton, they are gentle, durable and endlessly endearing.

Dress your baby in a golf onesie that celebrates family, sport and those special early memories spent together on and off the green.

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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

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Start their sporting journey in style.

Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.

Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.

Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.

Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.

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