My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough! | Funny Golf Baby Grows
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know someone who loves golf almost as much as they love a corny punchline, this baby grow is par for the course. With the hilarious slogan ‘My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!’ printed front and centre, it’s the perfect gift for any golf-obsessed new dad, especially the ones who can’t resist a cheesy one-liner between shots.
Made for little ones and designed to make grown-ups laugh, this baby grow is ideal for adding some humour to the nappy-changing fairway. Whether it's a Father's Day gift, a baby shower present or just something to give your favourite golf nut a giggle, this is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser both on and off the course.
Product Features
✔ White baby grow made from soft 100% cotton
✔ Printed in the UK using high-quality, baby-safe inks
✔ Easy envelope neck for quick changes
✔ Popper fastenings for wriggly little legs
✔ Available in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months
✔ Unisex design suitable for baby boys and girls
✔ Designed for golf lovers with a strong sense of humour
Perfect For
✔ Golf-mad dads who can't resist a dad joke
✔ Baby shower gifts for golf fans
✔ Father’s Day presents with a twist
✔ Little ones making their clubhouse debut
✔ Families who love golf banter as much as baby cuddles
So, if you're on the hunt for a unique baby grow that combines sport and sarcasm, this one ticks all the boxes. It’s a tee-rific way to celebrate the joys of fatherhood with a nod to golf and a nudge at those not-so-slick one-liners.
Grab yours today and make sure the newest member of the family is dressed to par-fection.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth FAQs
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Most newborns typically need around 6 to 8 baby grows or sleepsuits to start with. These are worn daily, so having a few spares for changes and laundry makes life much easier for new parents.
Is a baby grow a good gift for a newborn?
Is a baby grow a good gift for a newborn?
Yes, baby grows make excellent gifts. They’re practical, used daily and often come with fun or personalised designs that add a thoughtful touch. A funny or themed baby grow can also make a unique keepsake.
When should you start buying baby gifts?
When should you start buying baby gifts?
Baby gifts are often purchased from the second trimester onwards, especially for baby showers or gender reveals. However, many people also prefer to give gifts after the baby is born to choose the right size and style.
What is a good budget for a baby grow gift?
What is a good budget for a baby grow gift?
A baby grow gift typically ranges from £10 to £25 depending on the design, material and personalisation. It’s an affordable yet meaningful option that new parents will genuinely appreciate.
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure, 0–3 months is a safe starting point. However, many people choose to gift slightly larger sizes like 3–6 months so the baby can grow into them, especially if the gift is given at birth.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – 'My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!'
If you're looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad dad, this funny baby grow is a brilliant choice. Designed to make people laugh while celebrating a new arrival, it combines humour with heart and offers unbeatable value for anyone who loves a round of golf and a classic dad joke.
Whether you're shopping for a unique Father’s Day present, a hilarious baby shower gift or simply want to surprise a new dad with something different, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile. Featuring the slogan 'My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!', it's a witty nod to both golfing skills and those famously groan-worthy one-liners.
This is not just a novelty item, it's a high-quality, practical baby grow made from soft, breathable cotton, suitable for everyday wear. Easy to put on and take off thanks to its envelope neck and popper fastenings, it’s as convenient as it is funny. It's currently available to buy online in classic white and comes in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months.
🎁 Product Features
- 👶 Soft 100% cotton fabric for ultimate comfort
- 🎨 Crisp white colour to suit all little golfers
- 📦 Printed in the UK with baby-safe inks
- 👕 Envelope neckline for easy dressing
- 🔒 Secure popper fastenings for quick changes
- 🍼 Available in newborn to 12-month sizes
- 💬 Eye-catching design for golf lovers and pun enthusiasts
🎯 Perfect For
- ⛳ First-time dads who love golf and banter
- 👨👩👧👦 Friends or family members who appreciate funny, thoughtful baby gifts
- 🎉 Baby showers, gender reveals or birth announcements
- 🎁 Father's Day presents with a sense of humour
- 📦 Those looking to shop for something unique and ready to gift
This baby grow is not just a thoughtful gesture, it's a brilliant way to show personality and bring some banter to the buggy. With a limited-time launch and available exclusively through our online store, it’s the ideal purchase for anyone wanting to give a practical yet hilarious gift.
Ready to buy the perfect golf-themed baby grow? Add it to your basket today and make sure your gift stands out from the crowd. Quick delivery, affordable prices and guaranteed laughs, what's not to love?
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