Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
A cheeky gift for golf lovers who don't take themselves too seriously, this funny golf-themed baby grow is the perfect way to combine baby cuteness with classic clubhouse banter.
Whether you're buying it for a new dad who can't keep his drive on the fairway or a golfing mate with a questionable swing, this black baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile on and off the course.
The hilarious slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree" is printed boldly across the front, making it ideal for new parents who live and breathe golf, and enjoy a bit of friendly ribbing. It's playful, unexpected and just the thing for those who love a good round and a good laugh in equal measure.
Made for maximum comfort and easy changes, this baby grow is just as practical as it is funny. It's soft on delicate skin, washes well and comes with popper fastenings to make life a little easier for tired parents.
Printed with the slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree"
Made from soft, breathable cotton
Designed with short sleeves for year-round layering
Three popper fastenings for easy nappy changes
Colour: Black
Available in multiple sizes to fit newborns to toddlers
Machine washable with long-lasting print
Golf fans with a new baby on the way
Parents who love golf banter as much as they love their little one
Funny baby shower gifts for golfing mums and dads
Gifting from mates who never miss a chance for a golf dig
Birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because golf is life
Whether it’s for your partner who slices everything to the right or your best friend who insists their swing is “just fine”, this golf baby grow is a hole-in-one when it comes to laughter.
Grab one now for the next little addition to your golfing group and give a gift that’s funnier than their follow-through.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, it's common to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Thoughtful presents like baby grows with a humorous twist are perfect for adding a personal touch and bringing a smile to the parents’ faces.
Most people spend between £15 and £50 on a baby shower gift, depending on how close they are to the parents. A funny golf-themed baby grow is a great option within this price range that feels personal without being overly expensive.
Essentials include baby grows, nappies, blankets, and sleepwear. Baby grows are one of the most practical and appreciated gifts for newborns, especially when they come with a fun design or slogan.
Newborns go through several outfits a day, so having 6–10 baby grows is recommended. This makes gifting a baby grow both useful and appreciated by new parents.
Yes, £20 is a sensible and popular price point for baby gifts. It allows you to give something practical and high-quality, like a funny slogan baby grow, without overspending.
If you’re looking to buy a hilarious, one-of-a-kind baby gift for someone who lives for golf and laughs, this baby grow is a guaranteed winner. Featuring the brilliant slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree", it’s made to entertain, spark conversations and deliver real value with its quality and comfort. Whether you’re shopping for the perfect gift or just want to surprise your favourite golf fanatic, this baby grow delivers the goods.
This black baby grow has been designed with practicality and humourin mind. It's more than just a novelty, it's a thoughtful, affordable and memorable item that ticks all the boxes. Easy to put on and take off, with three popper fastenings, it’s ideal for everyday use – and even better for those Instagram-worthy photos that make the rounds in the family group chat.
Finding a funny golf gift that actually lands is no easy task, but this one is always in stockand ready to score a few laughs. It’s especially popular with new dads, uncles and godparents who can't stay off the course (even if their swing needs serious work).
Thanks to its standout design and bold slogan, this is the sort of gift people remember. Ideal for those who don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s a great icebreaker at baby showers and an instant favourite at birthdays or christenings. If you’re stuck for what to buy online for a mate who talks more about golf than nappies, this is it.
This isn’t just a novelty item, it’s a high-quality gift that delivers on comfort, style and personality. With its bold design and practical finish, this baby grow is ideal for gifting, whether you're buying for a mate, sibling, colleague or yourself.
So why wait? Shop now and make someone’s day with a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile, even if their swing is still a complete disaster.
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