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  • The Perfect Golf Gift: A guaranteed hole-in-one for the newest arrival and golf-mad parents.
  • Super Soft Comfort: Gentle, breathable fabric perfect for delicate skin and clubhouse naps.
  • Future Pro Banter: Witty slogans that score a smile from the nursery to the 19th hole.
  • Long-Lasting Print: Expertly printed in the UK to stay vibrant wash after wash.
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Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.

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  • Keeps your little one comfy while Mum or Dad searches for yet another lost ball
  • Perfect for golf days, family photos, and showing early love for the fairway
  • Gets smiles and plenty of “future golfer!” comments from fans
  • Soft, gentle fabric that survives spills, dribbles, and endless washing

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

– Owen Craft

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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A cheeky gift for golf lovers who don't take themselves too seriously, this funny golf-themed baby grow is the perfect way to combine baby cuteness with classic clubhouse banter.

Whether you're buying it for a new dad who can't keep his drive on the fairway or a golfing mate with a questionable swing, this black baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile on and off the course.

The hilarious slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree" is printed boldly across the front, making it ideal for new parents who live and breathe golf, and enjoy a bit of friendly ribbing. It's playful, unexpected and just the thing for those who love a good round and a good laugh in equal measure.

Made for maximum comfort and easy changes, this baby grow is just as practical as it is funny. It's soft on delicate skin, washes well and comes with popper fastenings to make life a little easier for tired parents.

Product Features

  • Printed with the slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree"

  • Made from soft, breathable cotton

  • Designed with short sleeves for year-round layering

  • Three popper fastenings for easy nappy changes

  • Colour: Black

  • Available in multiple sizes to fit newborns to toddlers

  • Machine washable with long-lasting print

Perfect For

  • Golf fans with a new baby on the way

  • Parents who love golf banter as much as they love their little one

  • Funny baby shower gifts for golfing mums and dads

  • Gifting from mates who never miss a chance for a golf dig

  • Birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because golf is life

Whether it’s for your partner who slices everything to the right or your best friend who insists their swing is “just fine”, this golf baby grow is a hole-in-one when it comes to laughter.

Grab one now for the next little addition to your golfing group and give a gift that’s funnier than their follow-through.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Baby Grow Care Guide

To keep your baby grow soft, comfortable, and looking lovely wash after wash, it’s important to follow a gentle care routine. Start by washing it at 30° to protect the delicate fibres and maintain the garment’s shape. Always turn the baby grow inside out before popping it into the machine, as this helps preserve any prints and keeps the outer fabric looking fresh. Wash it alongside similar colours to avoid any unwanted colour transfer, especially with lighter shades. After washing, skip the tumble dryer and let the baby grow air dry naturally, as this is far kinder to the fabric and helps it stay snug and cosy for longer. With a little care and attention, your baby grow will stay beautifully soft and ready to be worn time and time again.

Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus FAQs


Do you give gifts to a newborn?

Yes, it's common to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Thoughtful presents like baby grows with a humorous twist are perfect for adding a personal touch and bringing a smile to the parents’ faces.

How much should you spend on a baby shower gift?

Most people spend between £15 and £50 on a baby shower gift, depending on how close they are to the parents. A funny golf-themed baby grow is a great option within this price range that feels personal without being overly expensive.

What to buy before a baby arrives?

Essentials include baby grows, nappies, blankets, and sleepwear. Baby grows are one of the most practical and appreciated gifts for newborns, especially when they come with a fun design or slogan.

How many baby clothes do I need for a newborn?

Newborns go through several outfits a day, so having 6–10 baby grows is recommended. This makes gifting a baby grow both useful and appreciated by new parents.

Is £20 a good amount to spend on a baby gift?

Yes, £20 is a sensible and popular price point for baby gifts. It allows you to give something practical and high-quality, like a funny slogan baby grow, without overspending.

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Funny Golf Baby Grow – "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree"

If you’re looking to buy a hilarious, one-of-a-kind baby gift for someone who lives for golf and laughs, this baby grow is a guaranteed winner. Featuring the brilliant slogan "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree", it’s made to entertain, spark conversations and deliver real value with its quality and comfort. Whether you’re shopping for the perfect gift or just want to surprise your favourite golf fanatic, this baby grow delivers the goods.

This black baby grow has been designed with practicality and humourin mind. It's more than just a novelty, it's a thoughtful, affordable and memorable item that ticks all the boxes. Easy to put on and take off, with three popper fastenings, it’s ideal for everyday use – and even better for those Instagram-worthy photos that make the rounds in the family group chat.

🎯 Why This Baby Grow Is a Hole-in-One

Finding a funny golf gift that actually lands is no easy task, but this one is always in stockand ready to score a few laughs. It’s especially popular with new dads, uncles and godparents who can't stay off the course (even if their swing needs serious work).

Thanks to its standout design and bold slogan, this is the sort of gift people remember. Ideal for those who don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s a great icebreaker at baby showers and an instant favourite at birthdays or christenings. If you’re stuck for what to buy online for a mate who talks more about golf than nappies, this is it.

🎁 Perfect For

  • ⛳ New dads obsessed with their golf swing (and happy to laugh at it)
  • ⛳ Mums and dads with a wicked sense of humour and a love of sport
  • ⛳ Friends who appreciate a bit of cheeky banter in their gift giving
  • ⛳ Baby showers, Father's Day, first birthdays or just because it’s funny
  • ⛳ Golf mates with a newborn who desperately need to be taken down a peg

🛍️ Product Features

  • 🍼 Bold slogan: "Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree"
  • 🍼 Colour: Classic black, perfect for a clean, smart look
  • 🍼 Soft, breathable cotton that’s kind to baby’s skin
  • 🍼 Short sleeves for layering all year round
  • 🍼 Three secure popper fastenings for easy changing
  • 🍼 Machine washable with durable, long-lasting print

This isn’t just a novelty item, it’s a high-quality gift that delivers on comfort, style and personality. With its bold design and practical finish, this baby grow is ideal for gifting, whether you're buying for a mate, sibling, colleague or yourself.

So why wait? Shop now and make someone’s day with a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile, even if their swing is still a complete disaster.

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Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

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