Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Get ready to tee off with giggles. This hilarious golf-themed baby grow is the perfect gift for any golf-loving parent who knows that half the game is excuses, and the other half is hoping for a birdie. Whether you're buying for a new dad who spends more time in the rough than on the fairway or a mum who knows her way around a pitching wedge, this cheeky design will have everyone in stitches.
Set on a stylish black backdrop, the bold slogan ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ adds a brilliant touch of golf banter to your little one’s wardrobe. It’s a cracking conversation starter at baby showers, family BBQs, and golf days alike.
Made for comfort and smiles, this baby grow is not just funny, it’s soft, durable, and built to last through every nappy change and clubhouse visit.
• 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Popper fastening for easy changing
• Black colourway for a bold, sporty look
• Printed with a high-quality, long-lasting slogan
• Machine washable and tumble dryer friendly
• Designed and printed in the UK
• New parents who love golf
• Baby shower gifts for golfers
• Families who enjoy a bit of sporting banter
• Grandparents looking to buy something unique
• Golf fans who want their little one dressed to impress at the 19th hole
Whether it’s a present for your golf-mad partner or a baby gift that stands out from the usual pastel crowd, this funny golf baby grow delivers on laughs and style. It’s a brilliant way to celebrate the beautiful game, even if the only swing today is in the baby bouncer.
Pop one in your basket now and give the gift of golf banter in baby form, guaranteed to raise a smile at every tee time.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A funny, stylish baby grow is a great gift that celebrates the arrival of a newborn while also making the parents smile. A witty slogan like ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ adds personality and shows you've chosen something unique.
Yes, it’s traditional to give gifts when a baby is born. Clothing, especially with a humorous or personalised touch, is always appreciated by new parents. A themed baby grow is a practical and thoughtful option.
Popular gifts include sleepsuits, baby grows, soft toys, and practical essentials. Funny baby grows make ideal gifts for parents with a great sense of humour, especially those who love sports like golf.
Baby gifts can be bought any time from the pregnancy announcement onwards. They’re especially popular for baby showers, hospital visits, christenings, and welcome-home moments.
The typical spend varies depending on your relationship, but around £10 to £30 is a common range. A funny baby grow is well within budget and delivers both practicality and personality in one.
This funny golf baby grow is a brilliant gift for any golf-obsessed parent who loves a bit of cheeky banter. With its playful slogan – ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ – printed boldly on a sleek black baby grow, it’s the perfect way to combine style, humour and sport in one adorable package.
Whether you're shopping for a new dad who thinks he's the next Rory McIlroy, a golf-mad grandparent who’s just become a proud Nanna or Grandad, or a close friend who spends their weekends on the green, this baby grow is designed to score laughs on and off the course. Ideal for baby showers, Father's Day, new baby announcements or just because you fancy giving something different, this is the kind of gift that gets remembered.
This black golf-themed baby grow makes a fantastic present for:
This baby grow is more than just a novelty, it’s practical, high-quality and made to last. Whether it’s worn to the first family BBQ, a Sunday lunch with the golf crew or captured in that first baby photoshoot, it’ll raise smiles every time.
Why settle for generic when you can give something that shows real thought? If you're looking for a fun, standout gift for golf fans with a new bundle of joy, this is your hole-in-one.
Add to basket now and make sure your gift is the one they’ll talk about long after the baby’s first swing, in the bouncer or otherwise!
This funny golf baby grow is perfect for the tiniest future golfers and their biggest fans. Soft, comfortable and full of playful charm, it celebrates the sport with designs that make parents smile and babies look adorable. Whether you are shopping for a gift or dressing your own little one, our golf onesies combine premium quality, humour and comfort. They are made for naps, cuddles and those early family moments watching the Masters together.
If your family loves golf, this newborn golf onesie is the perfect first outfit. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft on delicate skin and easy to change. The lightweight fabric keeps your baby comfortable during naps and awake time, while the playful design shows that the love for golf runs in the family.
It is the ideal way to start your little one’s journey into the sport right from the beginning.
For parents who spend weekends on the course or watching tournaments on TV, this golf onesie is a brilliant way to share that passion. The funny and heart warming designs make it perfect for family photos or lazy afternoons watching highlights together. It is soft, practical and full of personality, exactly what every new parent needs.
Our daddy’s caddy onesie and daddy’s little caddy onesie options are especially popular gifts for new dads who cannot wait to introduce their child to golf.
Looking for a thoughtful and funny baby shower gift? A golf onesie always scores well. It stands out from the usual clothes and toys, offering something truly personal for golf loving parents. The soft cotton fabric keeps baby cosy while the witty golf print brings instant smiles to everyone at the party.
It is a unique keepsake that will be treasured long after baby outgrows it.
There is nothing sweeter than matching with dad, and our daddy’s caddy onesie makes that moment even more special. Designed for comfort and charm, it captures the bond between parent and child through their shared love of the game. It is a favourite choice for Father’s Day, new baby gifts and first photos together.
It is the kind of outfit that brings out smiles wherever it goes.
Mums who enjoy the sport will love seeing their baby in a golf themed onesie. It is cute, soft and practical enough for everyday wear. The simple design pairs perfectly with blankets or leggings and adds a touch of fun to morning walks or family outings.
It is one of those outfits that makes every cuddle feel even more special.
If golf is a family affair, then this baby grow fits right in. Whether you play every weekend or just love watching the majors together, the design celebrates that shared love of the sport. It is ideal for relaxed days at home, trips to the driving range or simply showing off your little one’s first tee style.
It is the golf shirt onesie every sporting family needs in their collection.
Club members will appreciate this onesie golf outfit for its humour and quality. It makes a great gift from teammates, friends or relatives who want to welcome a new arrival into the golfing community. The clever designs and soft materials make it suitable for everyday use and perfect for special photos.
Every golf onesie in our range is designed to be loved by parents and noticed by everyone else.
This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially when you want to include a bit of golf themed fun. The simple styling and light colours work beautifully with props like a mini club or toy golf ball. It creates the kind of pictures you will look back on for years with a smile.
It is the perfect outfit for capturing those early memories in true golfing style.
Watching the big tournaments just got cuter. This masters golf onesie is ideal for those first moments when your little one joins you to watch your favourite players in action. The soft fabric keeps them comfortable through naps and cuddles, and the print adds that extra bit of humour for sports fans.
It is the kind of outfit that turns match days into family memories.
If you are searching for a fun and thoughtful present, this golf onesie is an easy win. It is practical, funny and made to last, making it a great choice for both newborns and slightly older babies. The designs are unisex and perfect for sporty parents who love a good laugh.
It is one of those baby grows that gets worn again and again, not just admired once and folded away.
This golf baby grow is made for everyday wear. It is soft, breathable and flexible enough to handle every movement, nap and cuddle. Parents love how easy it is to wash and how gentle it feels against their baby’s skin. It is stylish enough for visits and practical enough for playtime.
It is comfort, quality and humour all rolled into one adorable outfit.
Heading out for a day at the club or a weekend getaway? This golf onesie is the perfect choice for travel. It keeps your baby cosy on the move and looks adorable in family photos. The simple design and soft texture make it ideal for car rides, picnics and long cuddles in between rounds.
It is practical enough for real life and stylish enough to be noticed everywhere you go.
When the festive season arrives, our golf onesies make excellent gifts for new parents. They are warm, cute and funny, bringing a touch of sport to the celebrations. Each piece is made with care, so it can be worn all winter and still look great for family photos or video calls.
It is a thoughtful present for families who love their golf as much as they love their little one.
Our funny golf baby grows are designed for families who know that golf is more than a sport — it is a way of life. Each piece, from the daddy’s caddy onesie to the masters golf onesie, captures the laughter and warmth that come with sharing your favourite pastime with your baby. Made from premium cotton, they are gentle, durable and endlessly endearing.
Dress your baby in a golf onesie that celebrates family, sport and those special early memories spent together on and off the green.
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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
