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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Get ready to tee off with giggles. This hilarious golf-themed baby grow is the perfect gift for any golf-loving parent who knows that half the game is excuses, and the other half is hoping for a birdie. Whether you're buying for a new dad who spends more time in the rough than on the fairway or a mum who knows her way around a pitching wedge, this cheeky design will have everyone in stitches.
Set on a stylish black backdrop, the bold slogan ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ adds a brilliant touch of golf banter to your little one’s wardrobe. It’s a cracking conversation starter at baby showers, family BBQs, and golf days alike.
Made for comfort and smiles, this baby grow is not just funny, it’s soft, durable, and built to last through every nappy change and clubhouse visit.
• 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Popper fastening for easy changing
• Black colourway for a bold, sporty look
• Printed with a high-quality, long-lasting slogan
• Machine washable and tumble dryer friendly
• Designed and printed in the UK
• New parents who love golf
• Baby shower gifts for golfers
• Families who enjoy a bit of sporting banter
• Grandparents looking to buy something unique
• Golf fans who want their little one dressed to impress at the 19th hole
Whether it’s a present for your golf-mad partner or a baby gift that stands out from the usual pastel crowd, this funny golf baby grow delivers on laughs and style. It’s a brilliant way to celebrate the beautiful game, even if the only swing today is in the baby bouncer.
Pop one in your basket now and give the gift of golf banter in baby form, guaranteed to raise a smile at every tee time.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A funny, stylish baby grow is a great gift that celebrates the arrival of a newborn while also making the parents smile. A witty slogan like ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ adds personality and shows you've chosen something unique.
Yes, it’s traditional to give gifts when a baby is born. Clothing, especially with a humorous or personalised touch, is always appreciated by new parents. A themed baby grow is a practical and thoughtful option.
Popular gifts include sleepsuits, baby grows, soft toys, and practical essentials. Funny baby grows make ideal gifts for parents with a great sense of humour, especially those who love sports like golf.
Baby gifts can be bought any time from the pregnancy announcement onwards. They’re especially popular for baby showers, hospital visits, christenings, and welcome-home moments.
The typical spend varies depending on your relationship, but around £10 to £30 is a common range. A funny baby grow is well within budget and delivers both practicality and personality in one.
This funny golf baby grow is a brilliant gift for any golf-obsessed parent who loves a bit of cheeky banter. With its playful slogan – ‘You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies’ – printed boldly on a sleek black baby grow, it’s the perfect way to combine style, humour and sport in one adorable package.
Whether you're shopping for a new dad who thinks he's the next Rory McIlroy, a golf-mad grandparent who’s just become a proud Nanna or Grandad, or a close friend who spends their weekends on the green, this baby grow is designed to score laughs on and off the course. Ideal for baby showers, Father's Day, new baby announcements or just because you fancy giving something different, this is the kind of gift that gets remembered.
This black golf-themed baby grow makes a fantastic present for:
This baby grow is more than just a novelty, it’s practical, high-quality and made to last. Whether it’s worn to the first family BBQ, a Sunday lunch with the golf crew or captured in that first baby photoshoot, it’ll raise smiles every time.
Why settle for generic when you can give something that shows real thought? If you're looking for a fun, standout gift for golf fans with a new bundle of joy, this is your hole-in-one.
Add to basket now and make sure your gift is the one they’ll talk about long after the baby’s first swing, in the bouncer or otherwise!
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