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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
Our Baby Grows As Seen Being Worn By Cows Corner Customers
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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If you know a golf fanatic who lives for the fairway and thrives on a bit of cheeky banter, then this hilarious baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile. Featuring the slogan ‘I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing’, it’s a playful nod to those who take their short game seriously, but not too seriously.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and printed with bold, durable lettering, this baby grow is as comfy as it is comical.
Whether you're gifting it to new golfing parents or dressing up your little one to cause giggles at the next family BBQ, it’s a hole-in-one when it comes to laughs and originality.
Product Features
Available in classic black for maximum style and contrast
Soft-touch cotton for all-day comfort
Envelope neckline and easy popper fastening for quick changes
Printed using high-quality, baby-safe inks
Machine washable and made to last, joke after joke
Perfect For
Golf lovers who’ve recently welcomed a new arrival
Parents with a wicked sense of humour and a soft spot for the green
Funny baby shower or newborn gifts that stand out from the crowd
Families who enjoy a bit of banter and aren’t afraid to laugh at their putting game
Whether it’s for a new dad who can’t resist a cheeky round or a mum who’s the queen of one-liners on the course, this baby grow is the perfect way to welcome the next generation of golfers.
It’s a brilliant mix of comfort and comedy, ready to be wrapped up and gifted to anyone who knows their way around a putter and a punchline.
Add it to your basket now and tee up some laughs that are guaranteed to land on the green.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A baby grow makes a great gift because it’s both practical and personal. Parents can never have too many, and when you choose one with a funny or themed slogan, it adds a thoughtful and entertaining touch that shows you’ve really considered their interests.
Baby grows are perfect for baby showers, newborn visits, first birthdays, and even Father’s Day or Mother’s Day if the baby grow features a theme that reflects the parent’s personality or hobbies – like golf!
If you're unsure of the baby’s size, it’s usually safest to choose a size slightly larger than newborn, such as 3–6 months. Babies grow quickly, and this ensures your gift will be worn and appreciated rather than outgrown too soon.
Yes, absolutely. As long as the baby grow is made from soft, breathable cotton and features baby-safe prints, it’s perfect for everyday use. Our golf-themed baby grows are made for comfort and laughs in equal measure.
Definitely. Themed baby grows – especially those tailored to a parent’s favourite sport or hobby, make brilliant gifts. They’re fun, memorable, and a great way to welcome the new arrival while celebrating the parent’s passions too.
Looking for a baby gift that stands out from the crowd and guarantees a good laugh? Our Funny Golf Baby Grow featuring the slogan ‘I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing’ is the ultimate conversation starter for golf lovers and banter enthusiasts alike. Whether you're buying for a golf-mad dad, a new mum who loves the game, or a family who always has a joke ready, this baby grow is made to delight.
This black baby grow is designed to be both hilarious and practical. It's made from soft-touch cotton that's gentle on delicate skin and finished with high-quality, baby-safe inks that stand up to multiple washes. It's not just a funny gift, it's one that’s made to last.
Whether you're shopping for a quirky christening present, a light-hearted first outfit, or a laugh-out-loud gift for your favourite golfer turned parent, this baby grow hits the sweet spot. It’s cheeky, memorable, and totally original, just like the people you’re buying it for. Order now to make your gift the one everyone remembers.
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