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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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If you know someone who lives for their weekend round but swings like they’re blindfolded, this baby grow is the perfect gift. Featuring the hilarious slogan ‘You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part’, it’s a cheeky nod to all those golf lovers who are better at the banter than the birdies.
Made for babies but aimed squarely at the grown-ups who’ll appreciate the joke, this black baby grow is a brilliant way to bring a bit of fairway humour into any golf-mad household.
Whether it's a new arrival in a golfing family or a baby shower gift that’ll get the clubhouse chuckling, this is one outfit guaranteed to raise a smile.
Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton for all-day comfort
Black fabric that hides any little accidents and looks great in photos
Popper fastenings for quick and easy changes
Printed with bold, durable text that won’t fade in the wash
Available in a range of sizes to suit newborns and up
Golf fans who appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humour
Parents who spend more time in the rough than on the green
New mums and dads who love a clever slogan
Baby shower gifts that are guaranteed to get a laugh
Little ones who are already destined for a future of golfing greatness (or at least a lifetime of watching Mum or Dad hack around 18 holes)
Whether it’s a present for a first-time dad who can’t stay out of the bunkers or a nod to that mate who reckons they’re the next Rory but swings like they’re playing croquet, this baby grow is a hole-in-one when it comes to funny gifts.
Add it to your basket today and give the golf lover in your life something to laugh about between shots.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes, gifting for newborns is a long-standing tradition. Funny baby grows make brilliant presents as they combine practicality with personality, especially for parents who love a good laugh and a bit of golf banter.
Popular gift choices include clothes, soft toys and keepsakes. A themed baby grow like this one, which taps into the parents' sense of humour or hobbies such as golf, adds a personal and memorable touch.
There’s no strict rule, but many people spend between £15 and £30. This baby grow is affordably priced, making it a thoughtful and fun option whether you’re buying for a friend, colleague or family member.
Gifts that make mum smile are always appreciated. A funny baby grow tied to her partner’s obsession with golf, for example, is something she’ll remember and laugh about, especially during those early sleepless nights.
Baby gifts can be bought before or after birth. This golf-themed baby grow is perfect for baby showers, welcome-home presents or as a ‘just because’ surprise once baby has arrived.
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad friend or family member who’s just welcomed a little one? This hilarious baby grow featuring the slogan ‘You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part’ is a brilliant way to celebrate their new arrival with a good dose of fairway banter. Whether you're buying for new parents, baby showers, or just to give a laugh to someone who treats their golf clubs like family, this baby grow is designed to deliver big smiles and plenty of chuckles.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and styled in classic black, it’s not only funny but practical too. The bold white print ensures the joke stands out, while the high-quality finish means it’ll last through every wash, giggle and photo opportunity. It’s a thoughtful, funny and genuinely useful gift that’s guaranteed to be remembered.
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This baby grow makes a standout gift for a range of occasions:
Whether you're gifting it to a seasoned golfer who never quite mastered their swing or to a proud new dad who’s already shopping for junior clubs, this funny golf baby grow is a top pick. It combines practicality with humour, and it’s a conversation starter every time baby wears it. Order yours today and give a gift that’s as memorable as their next triple bogey.
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