Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Soft, cosy and designed for little legends, ideal for all ocassions birthdays, baby showers and Christmas gifting.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
There’s nothing quite like a bit of golf banter, and this hilarious baby grow serves it up with a side of cheeky charm. Featuring the quote "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams", it’s the perfect gift for any golf-loving parent with a wicked sense of humour.
Whether they're obsessed with their handicap or love a laugh at the 19th hole, this black baby grow brings the banter straight to the tee, and their tot.
Made for laughs and comfort in equal measure, this is a cracking gift for baby showers, new arrivals, or just because someone’s swing does resemble a horror film.
• 100% super-soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Envelope-style shoulders for easy changing
• Popper fastening for quick nappy swaps
• High-quality print that won’t fade after washing
• Available in black for a bold, cheeky look
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Golfers who love a laugh
• New parents with a serious love for the game
• Anyone looking for a funny baby gift with bite
• Grandparents, mates or colleagues buying for a golf-mad family
• Fans of witty gifts that stand out from the crowd
Whether you’re buying it for a new dad whose swing is better suited to Halloween or a golfing mum who can take a joke, this baby grow is a brilliant way to combine sport and sass.
Get ready to raise smiles in the clubhouse and giggles at nappy changes, because golf might be serious business, but your gifting doesn’t have to be.
Add it to your basket now and give a present that’s well above par.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A funny baby grow with a sports-related slogan, like golf banter, is a unique and memorable gift that stands out from more traditional presents.
The ideal time is during the second trimester or just before the baby shower. That’s when most parents start collecting special and standout items like novelty baby grows.
On average, a newborn will go through 6 to 8 baby grows per week, making fun and practical gifts like these a welcome addition to any parent’s collection.
It’s best to choose size 0–3 months to ensure it fits most newborns. Some parents also appreciate 3–6 month sizes so the baby can grow into them.
Yes, baby grows with humorous slogans are increasingly popular as they add personality, humour and charm to gift-giving, especially when they reflect the parents’ interests, like golf.
Looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh from a golf-obsessed parent? This funny golf baby grow is a brilliant choice for anyone who loves the game and isn’t afraid to poke fun at their own (or someone else’s) swing. With the bold slogan ‘Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams’ printed front and centre, it’s cheeky, relatable and completely unforgettable.
Made from soft black cotton and designed with both comfort and convenience in mind, this baby grow is a high-quality gift that delivers laughs without compromising on practicality. Whether you're buying for a baby shower, a new dad, or a mum who knows the difference between a birdie and a bogey, this one-of-a-kind baby outfit will raise smiles at every nappy change.
This baby grow is more than just a funny quote – it’s the ideal present for:
This is the perfect choice if you’re looking for something different, something that reflects personality and love for the game. Great for new parents who play golf, watch golf or just enjoy a bit of playful banter, this baby grow is guaranteed to score big laughs and even bigger appreciation.
Don’t settle for boring baby clothes, choose a gift that’s memorable, humorous and actually gets worn. Add it to your basket today and give a present that’s comfortably funny and perfectly on par.
This funny golf baby grow is perfect for the tiniest future golfers and their biggest fans. Soft, comfortable and full of playful charm, it celebrates the sport with designs that make parents smile and babies look adorable. Whether you are shopping for a gift or dressing your own little one, our golf onesies combine premium quality, humour and comfort. They are made for naps, cuddles and those early family moments watching the Masters together.
If your family loves golf, this newborn golf onesie is the perfect first outfit. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft on delicate skin and easy to change. The lightweight fabric keeps your baby comfortable during naps and awake time, while the playful design shows that the love for golf runs in the family.
It is the ideal way to start your little one’s journey into the sport right from the beginning.
For parents who spend weekends on the course or watching tournaments on TV, this golf onesie is a brilliant way to share that passion. The funny and heart warming designs make it perfect for family photos or lazy afternoons watching highlights together. It is soft, practical and full of personality, exactly what every new parent needs.
Our daddy’s caddy onesie and daddy’s little caddy onesie options are especially popular gifts for new dads who cannot wait to introduce their child to golf.
Looking for a thoughtful and funny baby shower gift? A golf onesie always scores well. It stands out from the usual clothes and toys, offering something truly personal for golf loving parents. The soft cotton fabric keeps baby cosy while the witty golf print brings instant smiles to everyone at the party.
It is a unique keepsake that will be treasured long after baby outgrows it.
There is nothing sweeter than matching with dad, and our daddy’s caddy onesie makes that moment even more special. Designed for comfort and charm, it captures the bond between parent and child through their shared love of the game. It is a favourite choice for Father’s Day, new baby gifts and first photos together.
It is the kind of outfit that brings out smiles wherever it goes.
Mums who enjoy the sport will love seeing their baby in a golf themed onesie. It is cute, soft and practical enough for everyday wear. The simple design pairs perfectly with blankets or leggings and adds a touch of fun to morning walks or family outings.
It is one of those outfits that makes every cuddle feel even more special.
If golf is a family affair, then this baby grow fits right in. Whether you play every weekend or just love watching the majors together, the design celebrates that shared love of the sport. It is ideal for relaxed days at home, trips to the driving range or simply showing off your little one’s first tee style.
It is the golf shirt onesie every sporting family needs in their collection.
Club members will appreciate this onesie golf outfit for its humour and quality. It makes a great gift from teammates, friends or relatives who want to welcome a new arrival into the golfing community. The clever designs and soft materials make it suitable for everyday use and perfect for special photos.
Every golf onesie in our range is designed to be loved by parents and noticed by everyone else.
This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially when you want to include a bit of golf themed fun. The simple styling and light colours work beautifully with props like a mini club or toy golf ball. It creates the kind of pictures you will look back on for years with a smile.
It is the perfect outfit for capturing those early memories in true golfing style.
Watching the big tournaments just got cuter. This masters golf onesie is ideal for those first moments when your little one joins you to watch your favourite players in action. The soft fabric keeps them comfortable through naps and cuddles, and the print adds that extra bit of humour for sports fans.
It is the kind of outfit that turns match days into family memories.
If you are searching for a fun and thoughtful present, this golf onesie is an easy win. It is practical, funny and made to last, making it a great choice for both newborns and slightly older babies. The designs are unisex and perfect for sporty parents who love a good laugh.
It is one of those baby grows that gets worn again and again, not just admired once and folded away.
This golf baby grow is made for everyday wear. It is soft, breathable and flexible enough to handle every movement, nap and cuddle. Parents love how easy it is to wash and how gentle it feels against their baby’s skin. It is stylish enough for visits and practical enough for playtime.
It is comfort, quality and humour all rolled into one adorable outfit.
Heading out for a day at the club or a weekend getaway? This golf onesie is the perfect choice for travel. It keeps your baby cosy on the move and looks adorable in family photos. The simple design and soft texture make it ideal for car rides, picnics and long cuddles in between rounds.
It is practical enough for real life and stylish enough to be noticed everywhere you go.
When the festive season arrives, our golf onesies make excellent gifts for new parents. They are warm, cute and funny, bringing a touch of sport to the celebrations. Each piece is made with care, so it can be worn all winter and still look great for family photos or video calls.
It is a thoughtful present for families who love their golf as much as they love their little one.
Our funny golf baby grows are designed for families who know that golf is more than a sport — it is a way of life. Each piece, from the daddy’s caddy onesie to the masters golf onesie, captures the laughter and warmth that come with sharing your favourite pastime with your baby. Made from premium cotton, they are gentle, durable and endlessly endearing.
Dress your baby in a golf onesie that celebrates family, sport and those special early memories spent together on and off the green.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
