Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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There’s nothing quite like a bit of golf banter, and this hilarious baby grow serves it up with a side of cheeky charm. Featuring the quote "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams", it’s the perfect gift for any golf-loving parent with a wicked sense of humour.
Whether they're obsessed with their handicap or love a laugh at the 19th hole, this black baby grow brings the banter straight to the tee, and their tot.
Made for laughs and comfort in equal measure, this is a cracking gift for baby showers, new arrivals, or just because someone’s swing does resemble a horror film.
Product Features
• 100% super-soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Envelope-style shoulders for easy changing
• Popper fastening for quick nappy swaps
• High-quality print that won’t fade after washing
• Available in black for a bold, cheeky look
• Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for
• Golfers who love a laugh
• New parents with a serious love for the game
• Anyone looking for a funny baby gift with bite
• Grandparents, mates or colleagues buying for a golf-mad family
• Fans of witty gifts that stand out from the crowd
Whether you’re buying it for a new dad whose swing is better suited to Halloween or a golfing mum who can take a joke, this baby grow is a brilliant way to combine sport and sass.
Get ready to raise smiles in the clubhouse and giggles at nappy changes, because golf might be serious business, but your gifting doesn’t have to be.
Add it to your basket now and give a present that’s well above par.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie FAQs
What is a good gift for a newborn with sporty parents?
What is a good gift for a newborn with sporty parents?
A funny baby grow with a sports-related slogan, like golf banter, is a unique and memorable gift that stands out from more traditional presents.
When is the best time to buy baby gifts for new parents?
When is the best time to buy baby gifts for new parents?
The ideal time is during the second trimester or just before the baby shower. That’s when most parents start collecting special and standout items like novelty baby grows.
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
On average, a newborn will go through 6 to 8 baby grows per week, making fun and practical gifts like these a welcome addition to any parent’s collection.
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
It’s best to choose size 0–3 months to ensure it fits most newborns. Some parents also appreciate 3–6 month sizes so the baby can grow into them.
Are funny baby grows a popular baby shower gift?
Are funny baby grows a popular baby shower gift?
Yes, baby grows with humorous slogans are increasingly popular as they add personality, humour and charm to gift-giving, especially when they reflect the parents’ interests, like golf.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams
Looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh from a golf-obsessed parent? This funny golf baby grow is a brilliant choice for anyone who loves the game and isn’t afraid to poke fun at their own (or someone else’s) swing. With the bold slogan ‘Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams’ printed front and centre, it’s cheeky, relatable and completely unforgettable.
Made from soft black cotton and designed with both comfort and convenience in mind, this baby grow is a high-quality gift that delivers laughs without compromising on practicality. Whether you're buying for a baby shower, a new dad, or a mum who knows the difference between a birdie and a bogey, this one-of-a-kind baby outfit will raise smiles at every nappy change.
🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions
This baby grow is more than just a funny quote – it’s the ideal present for:
- 🎉 Baby showers with a golf-loving twist
- 🍼 New baby arrivals when you want something unique
- ⛳ Father's Day or Mother's Day for new parents who live for the fairway
- 🎄 Christmas gifts that stand out from the usual baby clothes
- 🥳 Birthday presents for new dads or mums with a great sense of humour
👶 Product Features
- 🖤 Available in classic black for a bold and stylish look
- 🌱 100% super-soft cotton for gentle wear on delicate skin
- 👕 Envelope-style neckline for easy dressing and undressing
- 💨 Popper fastenings for quick and fuss-free nappy changes
- 🧼 Durable, machine-washable design with long-lasting print quality
- 🇬🇧 Proudly designed and printed in the UK
This is the perfect choice if you’re looking for something different, something that reflects personality and love for the game. Great for new parents who play golf, watch golf or just enjoy a bit of playful banter, this baby grow is guaranteed to score big laughs and even bigger appreciation.
Don’t settle for boring baby clothes, choose a gift that’s memorable, humorous and actually gets worn. Add it to your basket today and give a present that’s comfortably funny and perfectly on par.
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