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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
Our Baby Grows As Seen Being Worn By Cows Corner Customers
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Some sayings just hit the sweet spot, like a perfect drive down the fairway. This cheeky baby grow is one for the golf lovers who know the game isn’t easy, and aren’t afraid to remind their mates of that fact.
Whether you’re a scratch golfer or a weekend slicer, this one-liner is guaranteed to get a giggle, especially when it’s delivered by the cutest caddy in town.
Made for babies but aimed squarely at the grown-ups who live and breathe golf banter, this black baby grow brings a whole new level of humour to your next baby gift. It’s soft, comfy, and says what we’re all thinking when someone shanks it off the first tee.
• 100% cotton for all-day comfort and softness
• Printed in the UK using high-quality, non-toxic inks
• Popper fastening for easy nappy changes
• Available in black for a bold, modern look
• Designed for little legends with big golf-loving parents
• New parents who can’t resist a round on the weekend
• Golfers with a wicked sense of humour
• Baby showers with a sporting twist
• Grandparents, uncles or mates looking for a laugh-out-loud gift
• Anyone who enjoys roasting their golf buddies — gently, of course
Whether it’s a present for a new arrival or just a way to wind up your Sunday four-ball crew, this baby grow brings the laughs without saying a word.
Snag one today and tee up the perfect gift for the golf nut in your life, after all, nothing says “you’ll never make the tour” quite like this little beauty.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A funny baby grow is a great gift for a newborn, especially when it reflects the parent’s hobbies or sense of humour. It’s personal, practical and guaranteed to raise a smile.
A themed baby grow that connects with the parents' personality or interests makes a thoughtful and memorable baby shower gift. Golf-themed options are perfect for sporty families.
Yes, baby grows are one of the most useful and frequently used items for new parents. Choosing one that’s both funny and functional adds a unique twist to a practical gift.
It’s usually best to avoid newborn sizes unless you know the baby’s weight. Buying a slightly larger size (0–3 months or 3–6 months) ensures it’ll fit for longer and gives parents more flexibility.
A baby gift stands out when it feels personal, playful and different from the usual essentials. A funny, well-made baby grow tied to a hobby like golf is ideal for making a lasting impression.
Looking for a golf-themed baby gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh? Our "If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It" baby grow is the perfect pick for new parents who are obsessed with golf and love a bit of cheeky banter. Whether you’re shopping for a baby shower, a new arrival or a Father’s Day surprise, this baby grow brings together two things golfers love most, humour and the great game of golf.
This isn’t just another baby grow. It’s a conversation starter, a photo opportunity and a brilliant way to poke fun at your golfing mates, all rolled into one. Designed in a bold black colour and printed using high-quality, non-toxic inks, this is a gift that looks as good as it feels. And with its soft cotton fabric and easy popper fastenings, it’s as practical as it is funny.
This baby grow is more than just a bit of fun, it’s a brilliant way to celebrate new life with a wink and a smile. Whether you're buying for your partner, your best friend or even yourself, it's a unique keepsake that will be treasured long after the baby has outgrown it. And let’s be honest, when a baby is delivering this kind of golfing zinger, who’s going to argue?
Don’t miss out, add it to your basket today and make your next baby gift one they’ll never forget. Because when it comes to golf, everyone knows the truth… some people just aren’t that good at it 😄
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