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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
Our Baby Grows As Seen Being Worn By Cows Corner Customers
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad parent who loves a bit of banter? Our hilarious baby grow featuring Lee Trevino’s iconic quote, “The older I get the better I used to be”, is a cheeky nod to every golfer who remembers their “glory days” a little more fondly than they probably should.
Whether you’re shopping for a new dad who’s always got a story from the 12th hole or a mum who swears she once outdrove the lot of them, this baby grow will bring a smile to their face every time.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in stylish black, it’s as comfy for baby as it is funny for the grown-ups. The bold text ensures the quote stands out, making it a cracking conversation starter during buggy walks, golf club visits or family gatherings.
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a tribute to all the weekend warriors, fairway fibbers, and clubhouse storytellers who know their best shot is always the one they nearly hit.
Made from soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
Classic black with white text for a bold, clean look
Durable and machine washable
Nickel-free poppers for quick and easy nappy changes
Available in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months
Printed in the UK using child-safe inks
New parents who love golf (and golf banter)
Baby showers with a sporting twist
Golf-obsessed grandparents who need a gift that makes them laugh
Anyone looking for a unique, funny and thoughtful present for a golfing friend
Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just because
Whether they’re still hitting the fairways or just reminiscing about their best ever round, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a grin. Ideal for teeing up a few laughs and making memories, it’s the ultimate little gift for the golf fan who’s convinced they used to be brilliant.
Add one to your basket now and give them something to chuckle about, even if their swing’s not what it used to be.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes, it’s common to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Popular gift choices include baby grows, toys, keepsakes, and personalised items that parents can treasure as memories or use day-to-day.
There’s no fixed rule, but most people spend between £10 and £50 depending on their relationship with the parents. A funny baby grow makes a thoughtful and affordable choice that stands out without breaking the bank.
Essential clothing such as baby grows or bodysuits are often top of the list, as newborns wear them daily. They’re practical, easy to change, and a great place to add personality or humour with a fun slogan.
New parents typically need several baby grows each day due to frequent changes. That’s why gifting a high-quality baby grow is always appreciated and useful from day one.
Yes, £50 is considered a generous and thoughtful amount for a newborn gift. It can cover a premium baby grow, gift wrapping, and even a few extras, making it a lovely present for new parents.
If you're looking to buy a truly original and funny gift for golf lovers, this baby grow is a top pick. Whether they’re a first-time parent or a seasoned pro on the golf course, this is the kind of present that makes an instant impression. With Lee Trevino’s legendary quote, “The older we get the better I use to be”, it’s the perfect combination of wit, nostalgia and golf banter. This is a baby grow that gets noticed, talked about and laughed at in all the right ways.
Made from high-quality 100% cotton and available in sleek black, it offers comfort for the baby and comedy for the adults. Designed with convenience in mind, it includes quick-change poppers and machine washable fabric, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, baby shower, Father’s Day or just want a memorable surprise for your favourite golf nut, this is one of the best gift ideas you’ll find.
Whether they’re reminiscing about their prime or still swearing they’ve got a single-figure handicap in them, this baby grow will hit the mark. It’s a brilliant gift that’s ready to deliver a laugh and create a lasting memory. Buy now while stock lasts and surprise a golf-loving parent with something truly special.
This is more than just baby clothing, it’s a celebration of golf, storytelling and the kind of humour every player can relate to. Add to basket today and shop with confidence knowing you’re choosing a top-rated gift that scores on quality, comfort and comedy.
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