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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad parent who loves a bit of banter? Our hilarious baby grow featuring Lee Trevino’s iconic quote, “The older I get the better I used to be”, is a cheeky nod to every golfer who remembers their “glory days” a little more fondly than they probably should.
Whether you’re shopping for a new dad who’s always got a story from the 12th hole or a mum who swears she once outdrove the lot of them, this baby grow will bring a smile to their face every time.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in stylish black, it’s as comfy for baby as it is funny for the grown-ups. The bold text ensures the quote stands out, making it a cracking conversation starter during buggy walks, golf club visits or family gatherings.
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a tribute to all the weekend warriors, fairway fibbers, and clubhouse storytellers who know their best shot is always the one they nearly hit.
Made from soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
Classic black with white text for a bold, clean look
Durable and machine washable
Nickel-free poppers for quick and easy nappy changes
Available in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months
Printed in the UK using child-safe inks
New parents who love golf (and golf banter)
Baby showers with a sporting twist
Golf-obsessed grandparents who need a gift that makes them laugh
Anyone looking for a unique, funny and thoughtful present for a golfing friend
Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just because
Whether they’re still hitting the fairways or just reminiscing about their best ever round, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a grin. Ideal for teeing up a few laughs and making memories, it’s the ultimate little gift for the golf fan who’s convinced they used to be brilliant.
Add one to your basket now and give them something to chuckle about, even if their swing’s not what it used to be.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, it’s common to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Popular gift choices include baby grows, toys, keepsakes, and personalised items that parents can treasure as memories or use day-to-day.
There’s no fixed rule, but most people spend between £10 and £50 depending on their relationship with the parents. A funny baby grow makes a thoughtful and affordable choice that stands out without breaking the bank.
Essential clothing such as baby grows or bodysuits are often top of the list, as newborns wear them daily. They’re practical, easy to change, and a great place to add personality or humour with a fun slogan.
New parents typically need several baby grows each day due to frequent changes. That’s why gifting a high-quality baby grow is always appreciated and useful from day one.
Yes, £50 is considered a generous and thoughtful amount for a newborn gift. It can cover a premium baby grow, gift wrapping, and even a few extras, making it a lovely present for new parents.
If you're looking to buy a truly original and funny gift for golf lovers, this baby grow is a top pick. Whether they’re a first-time parent or a seasoned pro on the golf course, this is the kind of present that makes an instant impression. With Lee Trevino’s legendary quote, “The older we get the better I use to be”, it’s the perfect combination of wit, nostalgia and golf banter. This is a baby grow that gets noticed, talked about and laughed at in all the right ways.
Made from high-quality 100% cotton and available in sleek black, it offers comfort for the baby and comedy for the adults. Designed with convenience in mind, it includes quick-change poppers and machine washable fabric, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, baby shower, Father’s Day or just want a memorable surprise for your favourite golf nut, this is one of the best gift ideas you’ll find.
Whether they’re reminiscing about their prime or still swearing they’ve got a single-figure handicap in them, this baby grow will hit the mark. It’s a brilliant gift that’s ready to deliver a laugh and create a lasting memory. Buy now while stock lasts and surprise a golf-loving parent with something truly special.
This is more than just baby clothing, it’s a celebration of golf, storytelling and the kind of humour every player can relate to. Add to basket today and shop with confidence knowing you’re choosing a top-rated gift that scores on quality, comfort and comedy.
This funny golf baby grow is perfect for the tiniest future golfers and their biggest fans. Soft, comfortable and full of playful charm, it celebrates the sport with designs that make parents smile and babies look adorable. Whether you are shopping for a gift or dressing your own little one, our golf onesies combine premium quality, humour and comfort. They are made for naps, cuddles and those early family moments watching the Masters together.
If your family loves golf, this newborn golf onesie is the perfect first outfit. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft on delicate skin and easy to change. The lightweight fabric keeps your baby comfortable during naps and awake time, while the playful design shows that the love for golf runs in the family.
It is the ideal way to start your little one’s journey into the sport right from the beginning.
For parents who spend weekends on the course or watching tournaments on TV, this golf onesie is a brilliant way to share that passion. The funny and heart warming designs make it perfect for family photos or lazy afternoons watching highlights together. It is soft, practical and full of personality, exactly what every new parent needs.
Our daddy’s caddy onesie and daddy’s little caddy onesie options are especially popular gifts for new dads who cannot wait to introduce their child to golf.
Looking for a thoughtful and funny baby shower gift? A golf onesie always scores well. It stands out from the usual clothes and toys, offering something truly personal for golf loving parents. The soft cotton fabric keeps baby cosy while the witty golf print brings instant smiles to everyone at the party.
It is a unique keepsake that will be treasured long after baby outgrows it.
There is nothing sweeter than matching with dad, and our daddy’s caddy onesie makes that moment even more special. Designed for comfort and charm, it captures the bond between parent and child through their shared love of the game. It is a favourite choice for Father’s Day, new baby gifts and first photos together.
It is the kind of outfit that brings out smiles wherever it goes.
Mums who enjoy the sport will love seeing their baby in a golf themed onesie. It is cute, soft and practical enough for everyday wear. The simple design pairs perfectly with blankets or leggings and adds a touch of fun to morning walks or family outings.
It is one of those outfits that makes every cuddle feel even more special.
If golf is a family affair, then this baby grow fits right in. Whether you play every weekend or just love watching the majors together, the design celebrates that shared love of the sport. It is ideal for relaxed days at home, trips to the driving range or simply showing off your little one’s first tee style.
It is the golf shirt onesie every sporting family needs in their collection.
Club members will appreciate this onesie golf outfit for its humour and quality. It makes a great gift from teammates, friends or relatives who want to welcome a new arrival into the golfing community. The clever designs and soft materials make it suitable for everyday use and perfect for special photos.
Every golf onesie in our range is designed to be loved by parents and noticed by everyone else.
This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially when you want to include a bit of golf themed fun. The simple styling and light colours work beautifully with props like a mini club or toy golf ball. It creates the kind of pictures you will look back on for years with a smile.
It is the perfect outfit for capturing those early memories in true golfing style.
Watching the big tournaments just got cuter. This masters golf onesie is ideal for those first moments when your little one joins you to watch your favourite players in action. The soft fabric keeps them comfortable through naps and cuddles, and the print adds that extra bit of humour for sports fans.
It is the kind of outfit that turns match days into family memories.
If you are searching for a fun and thoughtful present, this golf onesie is an easy win. It is practical, funny and made to last, making it a great choice for both newborns and slightly older babies. The designs are unisex and perfect for sporty parents who love a good laugh.
It is one of those baby grows that gets worn again and again, not just admired once and folded away.
This golf baby grow is made for everyday wear. It is soft, breathable and flexible enough to handle every movement, nap and cuddle. Parents love how easy it is to wash and how gentle it feels against their baby’s skin. It is stylish enough for visits and practical enough for playtime.
It is comfort, quality and humour all rolled into one adorable outfit.
Heading out for a day at the club or a weekend getaway? This golf onesie is the perfect choice for travel. It keeps your baby cosy on the move and looks adorable in family photos. The simple design and soft texture make it ideal for car rides, picnics and long cuddles in between rounds.
It is practical enough for real life and stylish enough to be noticed everywhere you go.
When the festive season arrives, our golf onesies make excellent gifts for new parents. They are warm, cute and funny, bringing a touch of sport to the celebrations. Each piece is made with care, so it can be worn all winter and still look great for family photos or video calls.
It is a thoughtful present for families who love their golf as much as they love their little one.
Our funny golf baby grows are designed for families who know that golf is more than a sport — it is a way of life. Each piece, from the daddy’s caddy onesie to the masters golf onesie, captures the laughter and warmth that come with sharing your favourite pastime with your baby. Made from premium cotton, they are gentle, durable and endlessly endearing.
Dress your baby in a golf onesie that celebrates family, sport and those special early memories spent together on and off the green.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch