Mum’s the Queen of the Green | Funny Golf Baby Grow
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If Mum rules the fairway and never misses a putt, then this baby grow is the perfect tribute to her golfing greatness. Featuring the cheeky slogan ‘Mum’s the Queen of the Green’, this funny golf-themed baby grow is a brilliant gift for any golf-mad mum or mum-to-be who loves a bit of banter with her birdies.
Whether it’s for a baby shower, a new arrival, or to make your favourite golfer smile, this baby grow is made for those who know that golf isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, and Mum’s running the show.
Available in classic black, it’s soft, comfortable and ready to raise a future fairway legend.
Product Features
• 100% super-soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Easy popper fastening for quick nappy changes
• Printed in the UK using eco-friendly inks
• Available in multiple sizes for newborns and babies
• Machine washable and made to last
• Unisex black colour with a bold, funny golf design
Perfect for
• New mums who love golf
• Baby showers and maternity leave gifts
• Golfing mums with a great sense of humour
• Families who spend more time on the green than on the sofa
• Anyone looking for a unique and sporty gift for golfers
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a statement for mums who know their way around a nine iron and still manage night feeds like a pro.
Get yours today and add a touch of golf-inspired giggle to their next gift box. It's time to crown the Queen of the Green and give her a gift worthy of her title.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum’s the Queen of the Green FAQs
What is a good gift for a golf-loving new mum?
What is a good gift for a golf-loving new mum?
A baby grow with a funny golf slogan like ‘Mum’s the Queen of the Green’ is a perfect gift. It’s thoughtful, personal and shows you’ve chosen something that reflects her personality and interests. Whether she’s missing the fairway during maternity leave or just enjoys a good golfing pun, it’s a unique way to celebrate her love of the game while welcoming her little one.
Can I give a baby grow as a gift for a baby shower?
Can I give a baby grow as a gift for a baby shower?
Absolutely. Baby grows are one of the most popular and practical baby shower gifts. They’re useful, adorable and easy to personalise with fun slogans that match the parents’ hobbies or sense of humour. A themed baby grow, like one for a golf-loving mum, adds a playful and memorable touch that will stand out from more generic gifts.
Are baby grows a practical gift for newborns?
Are baby grows a practical gift for newborns?
Yes, they’re one of the most essential clothing items for a newborn. Parents go through multiple changes a day, especially in the early weeks, so you really can’t have too many. A soft, easy-to-wash baby grow with quick popper fastenings is ideal for everyday use, and when it comes with a fun twist like a golf-themed message, it brings both function and fun.
What size baby grow should I buy for a newborn gift?
What size baby grow should I buy for a newborn gift?
For newborns, sizes like 0–3 months are a safe choice, especially if you're not sure of the baby’s exact birth weight or due date. If you’re buying ahead of time, choosing slightly larger sizes (like 3–6 months) can be a good idea as babies grow quickly. Many parents appreciate having a mix of sizes ready to go, and a novelty baby grow will still be enjoyed even if it’s not worn right away.
When is the best time to buy baby gifts for new parents?
When is the best time to buy baby gifts for new parents?
Any time from the third trimester onwards is perfect. Baby showers are a popular occasion for gifting, but many people also give presents once the baby arrives. Birth announcements, maternity leave send-offs, and even first family gatherings are all great times to show you care with a thoughtful gift like a funny, themed baby grow.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – Mum’s the Queen of the Green
If you're looking to buy a brilliant gift for a golf-loving mum, look no further. This funny baby grow with the playful slogan 'Mum’s the Queen of the Green' is a must-have for families who live and breathe golf. Whether she’s known for her perfect swing or her witty golf banter, this is the ideal way to celebrate her passion while welcoming a new arrival.
Made from super-soft cotton and designed with comfort in mind, this black baby grow is a great value choice for anyone wanting a unique, sporty, and thoughtful gift idea. It's available now and ready to ship, making it the perfect present for baby showers, maternity leave celebrations, newborn arrivals or even as a surprise treat from the golf club crew.
Why customers love it:
- 🍼 Crafted from 100% soft cotton for lasting comfort
- 🧷 Easy popper fastening for stress-free changes
- 🌿 Printed in the UK using eco-conscious inks
- 🧼 Machine washable and made to withstand daily wear
- 🎯 Unisex design in black, suitable for all baby golfers
- 🎁 Comes in a range of sizes for newborns up to toddlers
Perfect for gifting on occasions such as:
- 🎉 Baby showers for golf-loving families
- 👶 Newborn gifts from fellow golfers or grandparents
- 💼 Maternity leave send-offs from colleagues or club members
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers for new mums
- 🎂 First birthdays with a fun and sporty twist
This baby grow isn’t just a new arrival in our store, it’s a conversation starter and a crowd-pleaser for golf fans everywhere. Whether you’re shopping for a friend, daughter, partner or teammate, this funny gift is in stock and ready to add to basket today. Treat a proud new mum to something that’s as cheeky as it is charming, because when it comes to golf and parenting, she really is the Queen of the Green.
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