Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Got a mate who thinks they’re the next Rory McIlroy but can barely make it off the tee box? This hilarious golf-themed baby grow is the perfect way to remind them that even a baby knows their golf game needs serious work.
Featuring the cheeky slogan 'Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine', it’s a brilliant blend of banter and babywear that’ll have any golf-loving parent or pal in stitches.
Made from soft breathable cotton and available in classic black, this baby grow is ideal for little ones born into families where a Sunday isn’t complete without a round of golf and a round of laughs whether it’s for a newborn, a baby shower or a “just because” gift for a golf-mad mate, this is the sort of present that keeps the clubhouse chatter going.
Product Features
• Funny slogan: 'Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine'
• Made from soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
• Black baby grow with easy popper fastenings for quick changes
• Unisex fit – perfect for baby boys or girls
• Printed in the UK with love and plenty of laughs
• Sizes available from newborn to 24 months
Perfect For
• Golf-obsessed parents who can laugh at their swing
• Friends who love golf banter as much as they love their baby
• Baby shower gifts that stand out from the usual teddy bears and nappies
• New dads who think they’re better on the course than they really are
• Anyone who needs a little reminder that someone else’s golf game is worse
Whether you’re buying it to wind up your mate or as a light-hearted gift for a new parent who practically lives on the course, this baby grow delivers a hole-in-one when it comes to humour and heart.
Click ‘add to basket’ and give someone the gift of laughter, because nothing says love quite like taking the mick out of their golf game.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
A funny baby grow is a brilliant first gift idea, especially when it blends humour with practicality. It’s often one of the first clothing items parents reach for and is perfect for newborn photos and everyday wear.
What do babies wear right after birth?
What do babies wear right after birth?
Right after birth, babies typically wear soft, comfortable baby grows. Our funny golf-themed baby grows add a touch of personality while still being gentle and cosy for newborn skin.
How many sleepsuits does a newborn need?
How many sleepsuits does a newborn need?
Newborns usually need 6 to 8 sleepsuits or baby grows. Gifting a baby grow with a funny slogan not only adds to this essential stash but makes it extra memorable.
What to buy before a baby arrives?
What to buy before a baby arrives?
A baby grow is a go-to essential on every new parent’s checklist. Choosing one that brings a smile, like our golf-themed version, makes your gift both useful and fun.
What do first born babies need?
What do first born babies need?
Firstborns need a selection of clothes, and baby grows are top of the list. A well-made, humorous baby grow is a great way to combine function with a personal, light-hearted touch that stands out.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – ‘Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine’
Looking for a hilarious golf-themed gift that stands out from the crowd? This funny baby grow is designed for golf lovers who enjoy a bit of friendly banter and don’t mind having a laugh at their own expense. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine’, this cheeky baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile on and off the fairway.
Whether you’re buying for a new dad who thinks he’s the next Tiger Woods, or a golf-mad couple welcoming their newest little caddy, this is a fun, practical and unforgettable gift. Available in sleek black, this unisex baby grow makes a brilliant alternative to the usual baby shower fare, no pastels or soft toys in sight, just premium cotton and proper golf banter.
🎁 The Ideal Gift for Every Golf-Loving Household
This baby grow is more than just a funny slogan. It’s a conversation starter, a clubhouse giggle and a guaranteed favourite in any baby’s wardrobe. If your friend, sibling or partner lives for weekends on the green, this is the perfect way to celebrate their love of the game – while keeping them firmly grounded about their swing.
It's the ultimate present for:
- ⛳ New parents who play golf or belong to a golf club
- 🤣 Mates who love a bit of banter about their short game
- 👶 Baby showers with a twist of humour
- 🎂 First birthdays or christenings for golf-loving families
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for new dads who are golf-obsessed
- 📦 Just-because surprises for mates who need cheering up after another triple bogey
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black – stylish and practical
- 👕 Material: Soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- 📏 Sizes: From newborn up to 12 months
- 👶 Unisex design, suitable for baby boys or girls
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
- 🚼 Popper fastenings for quick and easy nappy changes
Every stitch and slogan has been made with one thing in mind, giving golf-mad parents and their mates a reason to laugh. From tee-offs to tee times, this baby grow is a brilliant gift that brings humour into the heart of family life. It’s practical, it’s personal and it’s packed with personality.
Ready to make a golfer’s day? Click 'Add to Basket' now and send a bit of golfing joy their way, because nothing says “I love you” like reminding someone their swing still needs work.
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