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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Some say golf is a game of patience, others say it’s a game of precision, but every golfer knows the real problem is simple… there isn’t enough daylight!
This hilarious black golf t-shirt features the iconic Ben Hogan quote, making it the perfect gift for anyone who’d happily stay out on the course from dawn till dusk.
Whether you're shopping for your golf-mad dad, your mate who always claims they were "about to birdie," or just someone who lives for that Saturday morning tee-off, this t-shirt ticks all the boxes for comfort, quality and comedy.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and printed with care, it’s not just a laugh, it’s built to last too.
• Classic fit black unisex t-shirt made for all-day comfort
• Features the quote: "The Only Thing a Golfer Need Is More Daylight" – Ben Hogan
• High-quality print that won’t fade after a few rounds in the wash
• Soft 100% cotton fabric that feels great on and off the green
• Available in a range of sizes to suit every swing
• Golfers who always want “just one more hole”
• Anyone who’s still ranting about the clocks going back
• Birthday, Father’s Day or retirement gifts for golf lovers
• Golf captains, club jokers and weekend warriors
• People who love golf banter as much as birdies
If you know someone who'd happily cancel all their plans for a bit more time on the course, this t-shirt is the ultimate nod to their obsession.
It’s the kind of gift that’ll get a knowing grin from the clubhouse crowd, and maybe even a few jealous laughs too.
Get yours now and bring a bit of banter to their next round.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Look for soft yet durable fabrics like 100% cotton, strong stitching around the hems and sleeves, and long-lasting print quality. All of our funny golf T-shirts meet these standards.
If you're unsure, medium is typically the most worn size in the UK. However, we offer a full size guide to help you choose the right fit for the person you're buying for.
Yes, 100% cotton T-shirts are known for their comfort and breathability. They're ideal for everyday wear, which is why we use premium cotton in our golf tees.
High-quality screen or direct-to-garment (DTG) printing ensures the design stays vibrant wash after wash. Our T-shirts use professional-grade printing to guarantee lasting quality.
A novelty T-shirt combines humour, personality and practicality, making it a fun yet useful present. Whether it’s a clever quote or a witty slogan like our Ben Hogan golf tee, it shows thoughtfulness and gives the recipient something they’ll actually enjoy wearing.
If you’re looking to buy the perfect gift for someone who lives and breathes golf, this is it. Our bestselling funny golf T-shirt is inspired by the legendary Ben Hogan quote, designed for golfers who wish they had just a few more hours on the course. It’s available in classic black and delivers excellent value whether you're shopping for a mate, dad or golf-obsessed colleague.
This isn’t just a novelty tee, it’s a high-quality, comfortable T-shirt that makes a brilliant birthday present, Father’s Day surprise or retirement send-off. Every detail has been carefully considered to ensure it’s not only funny but wearable too, making it a smart purchase for anyone who loves the game and the banter that comes with it.
This T-shirt is a guaranteed talking point at the clubhouse or on the course. It's ideal for:
Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a funny, affordable present with real personality, this T-shirt is the ideal choice. It's available now and in stock for immediate dispatch, so there's no need to wait. If you're shopping for a gift, you can even upgrade to our exclusive Cows Corner gift boxing service, the ultimate way to surprise your favourite golfer.
Don’t miss your chance to purchase a limited-time favourite that blends humour, comfort and quality in one easy buy. Add to basket now and get ready to make a golfer laugh out loud.
This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite. If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story. Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done. Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates. Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise. Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt. It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear. Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off. Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style. If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar. Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game. Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes. It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps. If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand. It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter. Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together. These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match. Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session. It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it. Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure. Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round. When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down. They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season. Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees. It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals. Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge. Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night. This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear. Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the weekend golfer
For the casual golfer
For golf dads
For golf mums
For the golf club crowd
For the holiday golfer
For the driving range regular
For golf friends and four balls
For golf pros and coaches
For birthdays and special occasions
For Christmas and Secret Santa
For golf tours and social trips
For everyday wear
For anyone who loves golf
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