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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders. International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping. If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.
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If you know someone who lives for the fairway but isn't afraid of a bit of cheeky banter, this t-shirt will land better than their opening drive. Whether it’s worn during a Sunday four-ball or just in the clubhouse for a pint afterwards, this witty golf tee is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and chuckles alike.
The slogan says it all. It’s bold, it’s brilliant, and it’s perfect for those who take their golf seriously, but not themselves. With crisp white lettering on a black background, this is a statement piece for the golfer who’s not afraid to have a dig at their mates' dodgy putting.
Ideal as a birthday present, a secret Santa surprise, or just a spontaneous bit of golf-themed fun, this tee brings the banter without even swinging a club.
Product Features
100% cotton for all-day comfort
Printed in the UK using high-quality, durable inks
Classic fit with a soft feel and ribbed collar
Available in a range of adult sizes
Machine washable and made to last
Features the slogan: “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing”
Perfect For
Golfers who love a laugh on the course
Friends with a terrible short game
Dads, brothers, uncles and mates who are golf-mad
A fun birthday or Father’s Day gift
Anyone who appreciates a pun and a perfectly timed dig
So if you’re shopping for someone who thinks they’re the king of the greens or wants to ruffle a few feathers before the next round, this t-shirt is your hole-in-one. Funny, bold and brilliantly British, it’s the kind of gift they’ll wear proudly, unless their putting is that bad.
Go on, add it to your basket. You know someone who needs this.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
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Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A high-quality T-shirt will feel soft but durable, hold its shape after multiple washes, and have a smooth, well-finished print. Look for 100% cotton fabric, reinforced stitching, and inks that don’t crack or fade, all features you’ll find in our golf tees.
For adult men, the most commonly ordered size is Large, followed closely by Medium. We offer a full range of sizes to help you find the right fit for whoever you're buying for, from casual golfers to club regulars.
A clever slogan that hits the mark, soft cotton comfort, and something they’ll actually want to wear, that’s what makes our golf T-shirts a brilliant gift idea. They’re perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just as a cheeky surprise.
Premium T-shirts stand out due to their breathable, soft-touch cotton, precise stitching, and long-lasting prints. Ours are printed in the UK with high-grade inks on quality cotton for a feel-good, wear-again-and-again finish.
Start with their personality. If they love golf and love a laugh, you’re halfway there. Then consider their typical size and preferred fit. Our funny golf tees are true to size and made to be worn comfortably on or off the course.
If you're shopping for a golfer with a sense of humour, you've just found the perfect gift. This hilarious black t-shirt featuring the slogan “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing” is made for those who live and breathe golf but love nothing more than winding up their mates on the green.
Whether they’re a seasoned club member or a Sunday hacker, this tee is guaranteed to bring the laughs. It’s a bold conversation starter, a walking punchline, and a must-have addition to any golfer’s wardrobe. Perfect for the clubhouse, casual days out, or even as part of a cheeky stag weekend outfit, this t-shirt is designed to score laughs without even swinging a club.
This t-shirt is designed for golf lovers who aren’t afraid to take the mick. It’s ideal for:
Need a unique present that hits the sweet spot? This funny golf t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for:
This isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s a brilliant gift that shows thought, humour and personality. It’s the kind of present they’ll remember long after the last round of golf. Funny, cheeky and perfectly suited to anyone who loves a laugh on the links, this is your go-to choice for the golf fan who already has everything, except this shirt.
Ready to make someone laugh out loud? Add it to your basket today and give them a gift that’s above par.
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