I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
If you know someone who lives for the fairway but isn't afraid of a bit of cheeky banter, this t-shirt will land better than their opening drive. Whether it’s worn during a Sunday four-ball or just in the clubhouse for a pint afterwards, this witty golf tee is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and chuckles alike.
The slogan says it all. It’s bold, it’s brilliant, and it’s perfect for those who take their golf seriously, but not themselves. With crisp white lettering on a black background, this is a statement piece for the golfer who’s not afraid to have a dig at their mates' dodgy putting.
Ideal as a birthday present, a secret Santa surprise, or just a spontaneous bit of golf-themed fun, this tee brings the banter without even swinging a club.
Product Features
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100% cotton for all-day comfort
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Printed in the UK using high-quality, durable inks
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Classic fit with a soft feel and ribbed collar
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Available in a range of adult sizes
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Machine washable and made to last
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Features the slogan: “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing”
Perfect For
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Golfers who love a laugh on the course
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Friends with a terrible short game
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Dads, brothers, uncles and mates who are golf-mad
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A fun birthday or Father’s Day gift
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Anyone who appreciates a pun and a perfectly timed dig
So if you’re shopping for someone who thinks they’re the king of the greens or wants to ruffle a few feathers before the next round, this t-shirt is your hole-in-one. Funny, bold and brilliantly British, it’s the kind of gift they’ll wear proudly, unless their putting is that bad.
Go on, add it to your basket. You know someone who needs this.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is good quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is good quality?
A high-quality T-shirt will feel soft but durable, hold its shape after multiple washes, and have a smooth, well-finished print. Look for 100% cotton fabric, reinforced stitching, and inks that don’t crack or fade, all features you’ll find in our golf tees.
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
For adult men, the most commonly ordered size is Large, followed closely by Medium. We offer a full range of sizes to help you find the right fit for whoever you're buying for, from casual golfers to club regulars.
What makes a T-shirt a great gift for golfers?
What makes a T-shirt a great gift for golfers?
A clever slogan that hits the mark, soft cotton comfort, and something they’ll actually want to wear, that’s what makes our golf T-shirts a brilliant gift idea. They’re perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just as a cheeky surprise.
What is premium quality in a T-shirt?
What is premium quality in a T-shirt?
Premium T-shirts stand out due to their breathable, soft-touch cotton, precise stitching, and long-lasting prints. Ours are printed in the UK with high-grade inks on quality cotton for a feel-good, wear-again-and-again finish.
How do I choose the right T-shirt for someone else?
How do I choose the right T-shirt for someone else?
Start with their personality. If they love golf and love a laugh, you’re halfway there. Then consider their typical size and preferred fit. Our funny golf tees are true to size and made to be worn comfortably on or off the course.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-Shirt – "I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing"
If you're shopping for a golfer with a sense of humour, you've just found the perfect gift. This hilarious black t-shirt featuring the slogan “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing” is made for those who live and breathe golf but love nothing more than winding up their mates on the green.
Whether they’re a seasoned club member or a Sunday hacker, this tee is guaranteed to bring the laughs. It’s a bold conversation starter, a walking punchline, and a must-have addition to any golfer’s wardrobe. Perfect for the clubhouse, casual days out, or even as part of a cheeky stag weekend outfit, this t-shirt is designed to score laughs without even swinging a club.
🎯 Who This T-Shirt Is For
This t-shirt is designed for golf lovers who aren’t afraid to take the mick. It’s ideal for:
- 🏌️♂️ Golfers who love a bit of banter on and off the course
- 🤣 Friends who never quite make the putt but always have a comeback
- 👨👦 Dads, brothers, uncles or mates who are known for their love of golf
- 🏌️♀️ Ladies who dominate the course and enjoy reminding the lads of it
- 🍻 Golf societies looking for themed kit with character
🎁 Ideal Gift For These Occasions
Need a unique present that hits the sweet spot? This funny golf t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for:
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially milestone ages like 30, 40, 50 or 60
- 👔 Father’s Day – because Dad’s short game could use a laugh
- 🎄 Christmas – great for stocking fillers or secret Santa gifts
- 💍 Stag do outfits – get the whole group involved in golf-themed fun
- 🎓 Retirement presents – for those finally free to spend every day on the course
- 👏 Golf competition prizes – reward effort, even if the putting was tragic
🛍️ Product Features
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black, bold and versatile
- 👕 Made from 100% premium cotton for maximum comfort
- 🧵 Durable print using high-quality inks that won't fade
- 📏 Available in a full range of adult sizes
- 🧼 Machine washable and easy to care for
- 🇬🇧 Printed and dispatched from the UK
This isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s a brilliant gift that shows thought, humour and personality. It’s the kind of present they’ll remember long after the last round of golf. Funny, cheeky and perfectly suited to anyone who loves a laugh on the links, this is your go-to choice for the golf fan who already has everything, except this shirt.
Ready to make someone laugh out loud? Add it to your basket today and give them a gift that’s above par.
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