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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who lives for the fairway but isn't afraid of a bit of cheeky banter, this t-shirt will land better than their opening drive. Whether it’s worn during a Sunday four-ball or just in the clubhouse for a pint afterwards, this witty golf tee is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and chuckles alike.
The slogan says it all. It’s bold, it’s brilliant, and it’s perfect for those who take their golf seriously, but not themselves. With crisp white lettering on a black background, this is a statement piece for the golfer who’s not afraid to have a dig at their mates' dodgy putting.
Ideal as a birthday present, a secret Santa surprise, or just a spontaneous bit of golf-themed fun, this tee brings the banter without even swinging a club.
Product Features
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100% cotton for all-day comfort
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Printed in the UK using high-quality, durable inks
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Classic fit with a soft feel and ribbed collar
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Available in a range of adult sizes
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Machine washable and made to last
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Features the slogan: “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing”
Perfect For
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Golfers who love a laugh on the course
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Friends with a terrible short game
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Dads, brothers, uncles and mates who are golf-mad
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A fun birthday or Father’s Day gift
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Anyone who appreciates a pun and a perfectly timed dig
So if you’re shopping for someone who thinks they’re the king of the greens or wants to ruffle a few feathers before the next round, this t-shirt is your hole-in-one. Funny, bold and brilliantly British, it’s the kind of gift they’ll wear proudly, unless their putting is that bad.
Go on, add it to your basket. You know someone who needs this.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is good quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is good quality?
A high-quality T-shirt will feel soft but durable, hold its shape after multiple washes, and have a smooth, well-finished print. Look for 100% cotton fabric, reinforced stitching, and inks that don’t crack or fade, all features you’ll find in our golf tees.
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
For adult men, the most commonly ordered size is Large, followed closely by Medium. We offer a full range of sizes to help you find the right fit for whoever you're buying for, from casual golfers to club regulars.
What makes a T-shirt a great gift for golfers?
What makes a T-shirt a great gift for golfers?
A clever slogan that hits the mark, soft cotton comfort, and something they’ll actually want to wear, that’s what makes our golf T-shirts a brilliant gift idea. They’re perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just as a cheeky surprise.
What is premium quality in a T-shirt?
What is premium quality in a T-shirt?
Premium T-shirts stand out due to their breathable, soft-touch cotton, precise stitching, and long-lasting prints. Ours are printed in the UK with high-grade inks on quality cotton for a feel-good, wear-again-and-again finish.
How do I choose the right T-shirt for someone else?
How do I choose the right T-shirt for someone else?
Start with their personality. If they love golf and love a laugh, you’re halfway there. Then consider their typical size and preferred fit. Our funny golf tees are true to size and made to be worn comfortably on or off the course.
Funny Golf T-Shirt – "I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing"
If you're shopping for a golfer with a sense of humour, you've just found the perfect gift. This hilarious black t-shirt featuring the slogan “I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing” is made for those who live and breathe golf but love nothing more than winding up their mates on the green.
Whether they’re a seasoned club member or a Sunday hacker, this tee is guaranteed to bring the laughs. It’s a bold conversation starter, a walking punchline, and a must-have addition to any golfer’s wardrobe. Perfect for the clubhouse, casual days out, or even as part of a cheeky stag weekend outfit, this t-shirt is designed to score laughs without even swinging a club.
🎯 Who This T-Shirt Is For
This t-shirt is designed for golf lovers who aren’t afraid to take the mick. It’s ideal for:
- 🏌️♂️ Golfers who love a bit of banter on and off the course
- 🤣 Friends who never quite make the putt but always have a comeback
- 👨👦 Dads, brothers, uncles or mates who are known for their love of golf
- 🏌️♀️ Ladies who dominate the course and enjoy reminding the lads of it
- 🍻 Golf societies looking for themed kit with character
🎁 Ideal Gift For These Occasions
Need a unique present that hits the sweet spot? This funny golf t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for:
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially milestone ages like 30, 40, 50 or 60
- 👔 Father’s Day – because Dad’s short game could use a laugh
- 🎄 Christmas – great for stocking fillers or secret Santa gifts
- 💍 Stag do outfits – get the whole group involved in golf-themed fun
- 🎓 Retirement presents – for those finally free to spend every day on the course
- 👏 Golf competition prizes – reward effort, even if the putting was tragic
🛍️ Product Features
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black, bold and versatile
- 👕 Made from 100% premium cotton for maximum comfort
- 🧵 Durable print using high-quality inks that won't fade
- 📏 Available in a full range of adult sizes
- 🧼 Machine washable and easy to care for
- 🇬🇧 Printed and dispatched from the UK
This isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s a brilliant gift that shows thought, humour and personality. It’s the kind of present they’ll remember long after the last round of golf. Funny, cheeky and perfectly suited to anyone who loves a laugh on the links, this is your go-to choice for the golf fan who already has everything, except this shirt.
Ready to make someone laugh out loud? Add it to your basket today and give them a gift that’s above par.
This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite. If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story. Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done. Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates. Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise. Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt. It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear. Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off. Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style. If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar. Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game. Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes. It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps. If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand. It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter. Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together. These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match. Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session. It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it. Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure. Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round. When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down. They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season. Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees. It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals. Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge. Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night. This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear. Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the weekend golfer
For the casual golfer
For golf dads
For golf mums
For the golf club crowd
For the holiday golfer
For the driving range regular
For golf friends and four balls
For golf pros and coaches
For birthdays and special occasions
For Christmas and Secret Santa
For golf tours and social trips
For everyday wear
For anyone who loves golf
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