My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough! | Funny Golf T-shirts
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If your dad’s golf swing is the stuff of legends but his one-liners on the 9th hole leave everyone groaning, this is the perfect tee. Whether he’s cracking puns in the clubhouse or pulling out cringeworthy gags on the green, this T-shirt captures the essence of golf banter with a classic dad twist. Made for those who know that golf isn’t just about the scorecard, it’s about the laughs along the way, too.
Printed on a crisp white tee, this is a brilliant gift for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because he’s the king of the course and the comedy. Lightweight and soft, it’s as comfortable as his favourite wedge and built for relaxed days both on and off the fairway.
Product Features
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Premium-quality white T-shirt with bold, high-resolution slogan print
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Available in a range of adult sizes to suit every golfing joker
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Soft cotton feel for maximum comfort during those long days on the course
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Durable design that holds up round after round (and joke after joke)
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Easy to wash and care for – no special treatment required
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Designed in the UK for golf lovers who appreciate a good laugh
Perfect For
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Dads who live for golf, banter and a good old-fashioned groan-worthy joke
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Kids looking for a funny and thoughtful Father’s Day or birthday gift
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Mates who enjoy winding up their golf buddies with a cheeky tee
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Golf fans who love a bit of light-hearted humour with their handicap
Whether you’re buying for your dad, grandad, or just that one golf-obsessed mate who thinks he’s funnier than he is, this T-shirt will get a laugh before he’s even teed off.
Make his day with a gift that’s as smooth as his swing and as rough as his banter, grab yours now and bring some humour to the next round.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth FAQs
What is a good T-shirt gift for a dad who loves golf?
What is a good T-shirt gift for a dad who loves golf?
A funny slogan tee like “My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!” is a perfect gift for dads who love a round of golf and a good laugh.
When is the best time to give a T-shirt as a gift?
When is the best time to give a T-shirt as a gift?
T-shirts make great gifts for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or even as a spontaneous surprise to show someone you’ve been thinking of them.
Are funny T-shirts a popular gift idea?
Are funny T-shirts a popular gift idea?
Yes, humorous T-shirts are a popular and thoughtful gift choice, especially when they match the recipient’s interests and personality, like golf and banter.
What should I look for in a high-quality printed T-shirt?
What should I look for in a high-quality printed T-shirt?
Look for premium fabric, comfortable fit, durable print quality, and a design that holds up after repeated washing, all of which our T-shirts are made to deliver.
Can a T-shirt be a meaningful gift?
Can a T-shirt be a meaningful gift?
Absolutely. A well-chosen T-shirt that reflects the recipient’s hobbies or sense of humour can be both personal and memorable, making it a meaningful present.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-Shirt – "My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!"
If you're searching for the perfect gift for a golf-mad dad with a sense of humour, your search ends here. This funny golf T-shirt combines two things he does best, hitting smooth drives and delivering cringe-worthy dad jokes. It’s the ideal blend of quality and comedy, making it a popular choice for birthdays, Father’s Day, and any occasion where you want to give a thoughtful gift with a personal twist.
This bestselling white tee is designed to deliver laughs from the first tee to the final putt. With a bold, eye-catching slogan and a soft cotton feel, it’s a brilliant way to show you’ve put some real thought into your purchase. Whether he’s a weekend warrior or a midweek club legend, this shirt is guaranteed to become a firm favourite in his wardrobe.
🎁 Why It’s the Perfect Gift
This shirt is a great choice for anyone looking to buy a gift that’s fun, affordable and sure to get noticed. It’s especially suited for:
- 🎉 Birthday presents for dads who love a round of golf and a laugh
- 🎁 Father’s Day gifts that are a bit more personal than socks or ties
- ⛳ Surprise gestures for golf enthusiasts who enjoy a cheeky joke
- 🏆 A popular option for golf club raffles, secret Santa ideas or thank-you gifts
🧵 Product Features
- ✔️ Premium white T-shirt with exclusive design and top-quality print
- ✔️ Made from soft, breathable cotton for lasting comfort on and off the course
- ✔️ Available in a full range of adult sizes to suit every golfing joker
- ✔️ Durable construction that’s built to last through every wash and wear
- ✔️ Easy to order online with fast delivery and great customer service
This is more than just a T-shirt, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a fun way to celebrate your dad’s unique blend of golfing finesse and dad-joke genius. Whether you’re buying last-minute or planning ahead, this is one of our most popular designs and a great deal for anyone who wants to make their gift stand out.
Don’t miss out on this exclusive design, order now and give the dad in your life something he’ll wear with pride (and probably make a joke about too).
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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