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Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key T-shirt Features
  • Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
  • PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
  • Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
  • Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.

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About This item

  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner T-shirt is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton blend, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a T-shirt, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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If you're after the perfect gift for a golf mate who loves a laugh more than they love a birdie, this one’s a winner. Featuring the slogan Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine, this funny golf T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile at the clubhouse, on the green, or over a well-earned pint at the 19th hole.

Ideal for golfers who enjoy a bit of banter more than they enjoy finding the fairway, this tee celebrates friendly competition in the most brutal way possible, by reminding your playing partner that they’re just not very good. It's the kind of present that says “I care”, closely followed by “but you're still rubbish at golf”.

Printed on soft black cotton with a comfortable fit, it’s just the thing to wear whether you’re hacking your way through the rough or just watching The Open from the sofa.

Product Features

✔ 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel
✔ Durable print that holds up through every wash
✔ Unisex fit – available in a range of sizes
✔ Printed and packaged in the UK
✔ Designed for golf fans who don’t take themselves too seriously

Perfect for

✔ That mate who swears they’re “just rusty”
✔ Golfers who love a bit of locker room humour
✔ Birthdays, Father’s Day, secret Santa, or just because
✔ Anyone who’s hopeless with a 7-iron but brilliant with a comeback
✔ Golf groups and society weekends looking for matching laughs

So if you’re looking for a gift that hits the sweet spot between brutal honesty and genuine affection, this funny golf T-shirt ticks every box.

It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s precisely what you need to make someone laugh, even if they triple-bogeyed the last hole. Get yours now and be the reason someone chuckles all the way to the tee.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy FAQs


How do you give a shirt as a gift?

One of the easiest and most appreciated ways is to choose a design that reflects the recipient’s personality or hobbies. Our funny golf T-shirts are perfect for wrapping up with a note or sending directly to the recipient in a gift-ready package.

Is it good to give a shirt as a gift?

Absolutely. A T-shirt is a versatile and thoughtful gift, especially when it includes a slogan or design that reflects the recipient’s sense of humour or interests, like golf, in this case.

What is the most worn T-shirt size?

Medium and large are typically the most common T-shirt sizes, which is why our funny golf T-shirts are available in a full size range to help you find the perfect fit.

How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?

High-quality T-shirts are made from soft, breathable fabric like 100% cotton, have clean stitching, and a durable print. Our golf T-shirts are printed in the UK and built to last through repeated wear and washing.

What is premium quality T-shirt?

A premium quality T-shirt is one that uses high-grade fabric, has a comfortable fit, and holds its shape and colour after multiple washes. Our shirts are made with these standards in mind to ensure every gift feels as good as it looks.

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  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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Funny Golf T-Shirt – “Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine”

This hilarious golf-themed T-shirt is designed for those who live for banter on the fairway and love reminding their mates just how bad their game really is. Whether it's a cheeky dig at their swing or a light-hearted jab at their last triple bogey, this shirt says it all without needing to say another word.

If you're shopping for a gift that combines humour with personality, this is it. Printed on premium black cotton with a bold, eye-catching slogan, this T-shirt is perfect for golf fans who know how to laugh at themselves, and even more at their friends. It’s the ultimate golf gift for players who don’t take their handicap too seriously.

🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions

Whether you’re buying for a friend, sibling, partner, or that mate who always loses their ball in the pond, this T-shirt is a guaranteed winner for:

  • 🎉 Birthdays – for golf lovers who appreciate a good wind-up
  • 👔 Father’s Day – ideal for dads who love golf and a good laugh
  • 🎅 Secret Santa – perfect for office golfers or society group gifts
  • 🍻 Golf society weekends – ideal for group purchases and matching looks
  • 🏆 End-of-season do’s – great for light-hearted team awards or golfing banter prizes

🎯 Who It’s For

  • ⛳ Golfers who love a bit of playful trash talk
  • 😂 Friends who are always the butt of the joke in the group
  • 🧢 Clubhouse characters who enjoy making people laugh more than breaking par
  • 🏌️‍♂️ Amateur players who are better at jokes than drives
  • 💬 Anyone who hears “you’re still out” more than they’d like

🛍️ Product Features

  • 🖤 Colour: Classic black with bold white text
  • 👕 100% cotton for all-day comfort and breathability
  • 🧼 Durable design with long-lasting print quality
  • 📦 Printed and packaged in the UK
  • 📏 Unisex sizing for a relaxed, comfortable fit

If you're looking for a golf gift that delivers both laughs and quality, this T-shirt ticks all the boxes. With its witty slogan and premium feel, it's the kind of present that gets worn again and again, not just saved for special occasions. Add it to your basket today and score some serious points for your gift-giving game.

Who is this T-shirt good for?

This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite.

For the weekend golfer

If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story.

Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done.

For the casual golfer

Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates.

Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise.

For golf dads

Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt.

It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear.

For golf mums

Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off.

Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style.

For the golf club crowd

If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar.

Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game.

For the holiday golfer

Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes.

It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps.

For the driving range regular

If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand.

It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter.

For golf friends and four balls

Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together.

These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match.

For golf pros and coaches

Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session.

It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it.

For birthdays and special occasions

Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure.

Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round.

For Christmas and Secret Santa

When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down.

They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season.

For golf tours and social trips

Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees.

It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals.

For everyday wear

Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge.

Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night.

For anyone who loves golf

This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear.

Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.

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