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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders. International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping. If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.
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Let’s face it, golf is the one sport where you can look the part, swing like a pro and still end up in the bunker. That’s exactly why this t-shirt exists.
For the golfer in your life who loves the game just as much as they love making fun of their own handicap, our “You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part” tee is the ultimate banter-packed gift.
Printed in crisp white on a classic black background, this tee serves as a walking one-liner for weekend warriors, clubhouse comedians and those who insist their swing is “just warming up”. Whether they’re genuinely hopeless or just pretending to be, this one’s made to make them laugh, and keep them cool while doing it.
• 100% cotton for everyday comfort and breathability
• Classic unisex fit, flattering for all golfing physiques
• Bold white print on black fabric for maximum impact
• Machine washable and built to last, just like their golf excuses
• Available in sizes Small to XXL
• Golfers who always “had a shocker on the front nine”
• Dads, mates, partners or colleagues who love a bit of golf humour
• Secret Santa gifts, birthdays, or club tournament prizes
• Anyone who'd rather be in the clubhouse than on the fairway
Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a retirement present, or just a well-earned laugh after yet another bogey-filled round, this tee ticks all the boxes.
Add it to your basket and give the gift of a proper chuckle, because if you can’t beat your mates on the course, at least you can out-joke them in the bar.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
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Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Absolutely. A funny T-shirt makes a brilliant birthday gift, especially for someone who loves golf and a good laugh. It's thoughtful, personal and easy to wrap.
Fold it neatly, place it in a gift box or wrap it in tissue with a custom message. You can also opt for our Cows Corner gift boxing service for a fun, ready-to-give finish.
Yes, it’s a versatile gift that suits nearly every occasion. A witty golf T-shirt works particularly well for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or club events.
T-shirts are ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, anniversaries or simply as a surprise for a mate who’s golf-mad.
A nice T-shirt combines soft, quality fabric with a great fit and a design that reflects the wearer’s personality, exactly what our golf T-shirts are made to do
If you’re looking for a brilliant gift for the golfer who always has an excuse for their slice, this t-shirt is the perfect find. Our “You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part” design isn’t just a funny line, it’s practically a badge of honour for those who take their golf seriously but never themselves. Made from soft cotton and printed in bold white on a black backdrop, this tee delivers both comfort and character in one swing.
This funny golf t-shirt has been designed for golf lovers who enjoy the banter just as much as they enjoy the game. Whether they’re teeing off with friends, heading to the driving range or simply dreaming of a birdie from the comfort of the sofa, this tee brings the laughs every time they wear it. It's a clever and cheeky way to celebrate someone’s love for golf, even if their handicap says otherwise.
There’s always that one mate who can talk a great game but spends more time in the rough than on the green. This t-shirt was made for them. From amateur enthusiasts to seasoned club players who know the pain of a three-putt, this tee is a top choice for:
Whether they’ve been golfing for decades or have just taken up the sport and already blaming their clubs, this t-shirt is a winner. It’s more than just a bit of fun, it’s a brilliant way to show someone you know their game and their sense of humour.
Don’t wait for their next hole-in-one to treat them, this t-shirt is a hole-in-one gift all on its own. Add it to your basket now and make their next round a little more stylish and a lot more fun.
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