You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Let’s face it, golf is the one sport where you can look the part, swing like a pro and still end up in the bunker. That’s exactly why this t-shirt exists.
For the golfer in your life who loves the game just as much as they love making fun of their own handicap, our “You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part” tee is the ultimate banter-packed gift.
Printed in crisp white on a classic black background, this tee serves as a walking one-liner for weekend warriors, clubhouse comedians and those who insist their swing is “just warming up”. Whether they’re genuinely hopeless or just pretending to be, this one’s made to make them laugh, and keep them cool while doing it.
Product Features
• 100% cotton for everyday comfort and breathability
• Classic unisex fit, flattering for all golfing physiques
• Bold white print on black fabric for maximum impact
• Machine washable and built to last, just like their golf excuses
• Available in sizes Small to XXL
Perfect for
• Golfers who always “had a shocker on the front nine”
• Dads, mates, partners or colleagues who love a bit of golf humour
• Secret Santa gifts, birthdays, or club tournament prizes
• Anyone who'd rather be in the clubhouse than on the fairway
Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a retirement present, or just a well-earned laugh after yet another bogey-filled round, this tee ticks all the boxes.
Add it to your basket and give the gift of a proper chuckle, because if you can’t beat your mates on the course, at least you can out-joke them in the bar.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You’d Be Great at Golf FAQs
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Absolutely. A funny T-shirt makes a brilliant birthday gift, especially for someone who loves golf and a good laugh. It's thoughtful, personal and easy to wrap.
How do you give a shirt as a gift?
How do you give a shirt as a gift?
Fold it neatly, place it in a gift box or wrap it in tissue with a custom message. You can also opt for our Cows Corner gift boxing service for a fun, ready-to-give finish.
Is it good to give a shirt as a gift?
Is it good to give a shirt as a gift?
Yes, it’s a versatile gift that suits nearly every occasion. A witty golf T-shirt works particularly well for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or club events.
What occasions are best for giving a T-shirt as a gift?
What occasions are best for giving a T-shirt as a gift?
T-shirts are ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, anniversaries or simply as a surprise for a mate who’s golf-mad.
What is considered a nice T-shirt?
What is considered a nice T-shirt?
A nice T-shirt combines soft, quality fabric with a great fit and a design that reflects the wearer’s personality, exactly what our golf T-shirts are made to do
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-Shirt – 'You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part'
If you’re looking for a brilliant gift for the golfer who always has an excuse for their slice, this t-shirt is the perfect find. Our “You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part” design isn’t just a funny line, it’s practically a badge of honour for those who take their golf seriously but never themselves. Made from soft cotton and printed in bold white on a black backdrop, this tee delivers both comfort and character in one swing.
This funny golf t-shirt has been designed for golf lovers who enjoy the banter just as much as they enjoy the game. Whether they’re teeing off with friends, heading to the driving range or simply dreaming of a birdie from the comfort of the sofa, this tee brings the laughs every time they wear it. It's a clever and cheeky way to celebrate someone’s love for golf, even if their handicap says otherwise.
🎁 The Ideal Gift for Any Golf Fan
There’s always that one mate who can talk a great game but spends more time in the rough than on the green. This t-shirt was made for them. From amateur enthusiasts to seasoned club players who know the pain of a three-putt, this tee is a top choice for:
- ⛳ Birthdays for golf-loving friends or family
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for those who always ask for “golf stuff”
- 👔 Father’s Day surprises for dads who live in polo shirts
- 🍻 Stag dos or golf weekend giveaways
- 🎁 Secret Santa gifts for colleagues in the office golf society
- 🏆 Prizes for friendly competitions or club tournaments
🧵 Product Features
- ✔️ 100% soft cotton for everyday wear
- ✔️ Classic unisex fit – ideal for all body types
- ✔️ High quality white print on black fabric for strong contrast
- ✔️ Machine washable – retains shape and print after every wash
- ✔️ Available in sizes Small to XXL
Whether they’ve been golfing for decades or have just taken up the sport and already blaming their clubs, this t-shirt is a winner. It’s more than just a bit of fun, it’s a brilliant way to show someone you know their game and their sense of humour.
Don’t wait for their next hole-in-one to treat them, this t-shirt is a hole-in-one gift all on its own. Add it to your basket now and make their next round a little more stylish and a lot more fun.
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