Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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Whether they’re hacking their way out of the rough or blaming the wind for a dodgy shot, we all know a golfer whose swing could scare off birds. This hilarious golf T-shirt is the perfect gift for the mate who talks a good game but plays like a B-movie villain.

With the slogan printed loud and proud across the chest, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows on the fairway and chuckles in the clubhouse.

Made for golf lovers who appreciate a bit of banter, this tee is ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, secret Santa or just because their swing is that bad. It’s cheeky, it’s light-hearted, and it’s bang on for a sport built on patience, missed putts and a good sense of humour.

Product Features

  • Printed on a high-quality white cotton T-shirt

  • Comfortable classic fit for year-round wear

  • Features the full slogan: "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"

  • Available in a range of adult unisex sizes

  • Machine washable and designed to last

  • Great for wearing on or off the course

Perfect For

  • Golfers with a sense of humour

  • Friends and family who love a bit of golf banter

  • Birthday or Father’s Day gifts for golf lovers

  • Secret Santa or club competition prizes

  • Anyone who needs to be reminded of their swing might need... a little work

Whether you're gifting this to your best mate, your dad, or that one colleague who reckons they're the next Rory McIlroy, this funny golf T-shirt will leave a lasting impression. It’s a brilliant way to keep the laughs going long after the last round and shows that in golf, as in life, it’s all about how you take the shot, not whether you hit the green.

Grab one today and make someone’s next tee time unforgettable.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie FAQs


Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?

Absolutely. A T-shirt with a personal or funny message makes a brilliant birthday gift, especially when it reflects the recipient’s personality or hobbies, like golf and banter.

How do you give a shirt as a gift?

You can simply fold it neatly and place it in a gift box or bag. For extra flair, include a handwritten note or take advantage of our gift boxing service for an added touch.

How to fold a T-shirt as a gift?

Fold the T-shirt with the design facing outward, smooth out any creases, and place tissue paper between layers for a polished, presentable look.

What is the most worn T-shirt size?

The most commonly worn size tends to be large for men, but we offer a full range of unisex sizes to help you find the perfect fit for whoever you're buying for.

Is it good to give shirt as a gift?

Definitely. A T-shirt is a practical and thoughtful gift, especially when it includes a funny, well-targeted slogan, it shows effort, humour and a bit of cheek.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

  • Easy Design Tool

    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • No Minimum Orders

    Only want to order 1 birthday card? No problems! Want to order 100+ designed water bottles, no problems!

  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Golf T-shirt – "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a golf-obsessed mate who talks a better game than they play, this T-shirt will hit the sweet spot. Designed for golfers who love a laugh, it delivers top-quality comfort with a hilarious slogan that’s guaranteed to get a reaction – whether it’s on the first tee or at the 19th hole.

This funny golf T-shirt is more than just a bit of banter. It’s a thoughtful, unique gift that shows you know the person well enough to tease them about their swing, and love them for it. Whether it’s a birthday, Father’s Day, Christmas or just a cheeky surprise for the next golf weekend, this tee will go down a treat.

🎯 Who It’s For

  • ⛳ Golfers with a good sense of humour who don’t mind a bit of friendly stick
  • 🏌️‍♂️ Weekend players who treat the golf course like a second home
  • 🤣 Mates, dads, brothers or partners who always blame the clubs
  • 🎁 People who love giving funny and original presents

🎁 Perfect Gift For These Occasions

  • 🎉 Birthdays – especially for golf-mad friends or family members
  • 👨 Father’s Day – a great choice for dads who love a round and a laugh
  • 🎄 Christmas – perfect as a stocking filler or secret Santa
  • 🏆 Golf competition prizes – a brilliant reward for ‘Most Entertaining Swing’
  • 🕺 Stag dos or lads’ golf weekends – give the worst swing a shirt to match

🧵 Product Features

  • 👕 High-quality white cotton T-shirt for all-day comfort
  • 💬 Features the bold slogan: "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"
  • 📏 Available in a full range of unisex adult sizes
  • 🧼 Machine washable and designed to keep its shape and print
  • 📦 Delivered ready to gift – no need to wrap if you’re in a hurry

Whether you're buying for a seasoned golfer or someone who plays once a year but still thinks they’re the next big thing, this T-shirt is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. It shows you’ve put thought into the gift, you know their personality, and you’re ready to have a laugh together.

Don’t wait until the next round to give them something to smile about. Add this tee to your basket today and make sure the next laugh on the course is all yours.

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