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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether they’re hacking their way out of the rough or blaming the wind for a dodgy shot, we all know a golfer whose swing could scare off birds. This hilarious golf T-shirt is the perfect gift for the mate who talks a good game but plays like a B-movie villain.
With the slogan printed loud and proud across the chest, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows on the fairway and chuckles in the clubhouse.
Made for golf lovers who appreciate a bit of banter, this tee is ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, secret Santa or just because their swing is that bad. It’s cheeky, it’s light-hearted, and it’s bang on for a sport built on patience, missed putts and a good sense of humour.
Product Features
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Printed on a high-quality white cotton T-shirt
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Comfortable classic fit for year-round wear
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Features the full slogan: "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"
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Available in a range of adult unisex sizes
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Machine washable and designed to last
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Great for wearing on or off the course
Perfect For
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Golfers with a sense of humour
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Friends and family who love a bit of golf banter
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Birthday or Father’s Day gifts for golf lovers
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Secret Santa or club competition prizes
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Anyone who needs to be reminded of their swing might need... a little work
Whether you're gifting this to your best mate, your dad, or that one colleague who reckons they're the next Rory McIlroy, this funny golf T-shirt will leave a lasting impression. It’s a brilliant way to keep the laughs going long after the last round and shows that in golf, as in life, it’s all about how you take the shot, not whether you hit the green.
Grab one today and make someone’s next tee time unforgettable.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie FAQs
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?
Absolutely. A T-shirt with a personal or funny message makes a brilliant birthday gift, especially when it reflects the recipient’s personality or hobbies, like golf and banter.
How do you give a shirt as a gift?
How do you give a shirt as a gift?
You can simply fold it neatly and place it in a gift box or bag. For extra flair, include a handwritten note or take advantage of our gift boxing service for an added touch.
How to fold a T-shirt as a gift?
How to fold a T-shirt as a gift?
Fold the T-shirt with the design facing outward, smooth out any creases, and place tissue paper between layers for a polished, presentable look.
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
The most commonly worn size tends to be large for men, but we offer a full range of unisex sizes to help you find the perfect fit for whoever you're buying for.
Is it good to give shirt as a gift?
Is it good to give shirt as a gift?
Definitely. A T-shirt is a practical and thoughtful gift, especially when it includes a funny, well-targeted slogan, it shows effort, humour and a bit of cheek.
Funny Golf T-shirt – "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a golf-obsessed mate who talks a better game than they play, this T-shirt will hit the sweet spot. Designed for golfers who love a laugh, it delivers top-quality comfort with a hilarious slogan that’s guaranteed to get a reaction – whether it’s on the first tee or at the 19th hole.
This funny golf T-shirt is more than just a bit of banter. It’s a thoughtful, unique gift that shows you know the person well enough to tease them about their swing, and love them for it. Whether it’s a birthday, Father’s Day, Christmas or just a cheeky surprise for the next golf weekend, this tee will go down a treat.
🎯 Who It’s For
- ⛳ Golfers with a good sense of humour who don’t mind a bit of friendly stick
- 🏌️♂️ Weekend players who treat the golf course like a second home
- 🤣 Mates, dads, brothers or partners who always blame the clubs
- 🎁 People who love giving funny and original presents
🎁 Perfect Gift For These Occasions
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially for golf-mad friends or family members
- 👨 Father’s Day – a great choice for dads who love a round and a laugh
- 🎄 Christmas – perfect as a stocking filler or secret Santa
- 🏆 Golf competition prizes – a brilliant reward for ‘Most Entertaining Swing’
- 🕺 Stag dos or lads’ golf weekends – give the worst swing a shirt to match
🧵 Product Features
- 👕 High-quality white cotton T-shirt for all-day comfort
- 💬 Features the bold slogan: "Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams"
- 📏 Available in a full range of unisex adult sizes
- 🧼 Machine washable and designed to keep its shape and print
- 📦 Delivered ready to gift – no need to wrap if you’re in a hurry
Whether you're buying for a seasoned golfer or someone who plays once a year but still thinks they’re the next big thing, this T-shirt is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. It shows you’ve put thought into the gift, you know their personality, and you’re ready to have a laugh together.
Don’t wait until the next round to give them something to smile about. Add this tee to your basket today and make sure the next laugh on the course is all yours.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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