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Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Tee off the banter before you’ve even stepped on the course with this cheeky number. Our 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill' T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves golf almost as much as they love winding up their mates.
Whether they’re the first to book a round or the last to leave the clubhouse, this funny golf T-shirt will quickly become their go-to tee for casual laughs and on-course digs.
Made from high-quality cotton with a comfortable fit, it’s the ideal gift for golfers with a sense of humour. Available in classic white, this tee pairs perfectly with golf trousers, jeans, or even their lucky socks, which they refuse to wash after a good round.
Whether you’re buying for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just as a little something to show your mate they’re not quite the pro they think they are, this is the ultimate T-shirt for golfers who can take a joke on the chin, even if their backswing needs a bit of work.
Product Features
• 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Comfortable unisex fit with short sleeves
• Professionally printed slogan in bold black text
• Available in crisp white to suit any golf outfit
• Machine washable and built to last
• Sizes available from S to XXL
Perfect For
• Golfers with a great sense of humour
• Mates who spend more on clubs than they do on lessons
• Father’s Day, birthdays or golfing stag do gifts
• Clubhouse banter kings and course comedians
• Anyone who knows a mate who thinks they’re better than they are
So, if you know someone whose swing is more guesswork than greatness, this is the tee to say it all without saying a word.
Make them laugh, take the mickey, and give a gift they’ll wear with pride (and a slight grimace). Add it to your basket now and get ready to become their new favourite golfing rival.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
A high-quality T-shirt feels soft and comfortable against the skin, holds its shape after washing, and features a durable print that doesn’t peel or fade. All our funny golf T-shirts are made from 100% breathable cotton, with bold designs professionally printed to last. You’ll notice the difference from the first wear, and so will the person receiving it as a gift.
What makes a good T-shirt gift?
What makes a good T-shirt gift?
A good T-shirt gift is one that makes the recipient laugh, fits well, and feels great to wear. Our golf-themed designs are perfect for players who love a bit of banter, and they’re suitable for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just as a surprise laugh between rounds. If the T-shirt reflects their personality or hobby, it becomes more than a gift, it becomes their new favourite thing to wear.
Are funny T-shirts a good present idea?
Are funny T-shirts a good present idea?
Absolutely. Funny T-shirts are one of the most popular gift choices because they’re personal, memorable, and often spark conversation. If your mate’s swing needs work or your dad fancies himself as the next Ryder Cup hero, our ‘Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill’ tee is guaranteed to get a laugh. Humour never goes out of style, especially when it’s printed on something comfy.
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure about someone’s size, it’s best to go with what you’ve seen them wear before. Our T-shirts offer a relaxed, unisex fit and are available in sizes from Small to XXL. If in doubt, going up one size is usually the safer opti, especially if they prefer a looser, more casual look. You can also check our size guide for detailed measurements.
Where can I buy personalised or themed T-shirts for golfers?
Where can I buy personalised or themed T-shirts for golfers?
Right here. Our collection of funny golf T-shirts has been created for golf lovers who enjoy a good laugh as much as a good swing. Each design is themed around golf humour, making them ideal gifts for players of all abilities. And with gift boxing available, you can send them directly to their door with a personal note included, job done.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-Shirt – 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill'
Looking for the ultimate gift for the golfer in your life who loves a laugh as much as they love a long drive? Our funny golf T-shirt featuring the line 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill' is a guaranteed winner both on and off the course. Whether it’s a cheeky dig at a mate or a light-hearted jab at Dad’s questionable follow-through, this T-shirt is designed for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Printed on a crisp white T-shirt with a bold, easy-to-read slogan, this tee is ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or as a surprise gesture before a golf trip or competition. It’s a popular choice for golf society weekends, stag dos or simply as a fun wardrobe addition for any player who enjoys a bit of banter on the fairway.
Who is this T-shirt for?
This T-shirt is designed for:
- ⛳ Golfers who live for tee time and a bit of banter
- 🎁 Friends and family who love giving funny but thoughtful gifts
- 😂 Anyone who doesn’t mind a good-natured ribbing about their skills
- 👕 People who love casual, comfortable fashion with a sense of humour
Whether it’s your golf-obsessed brother, your dad who claims to be the club champion or your best mate who bought a brand-new driver but still can’t find the fairway, this T-shirt hits the mark every time.
Perfect for these gifting occasions
This is a bestselling gift idea for:
- 🎂 Birthdays – for the golfer who has everything (except a consistent swing)
- 👨👧 Father’s Day – a funny and memorable gift for golf-mad dads
- 🎅 Christmas – an ideal stocking filler or festive laugh
- 🥳 Stag dos – perfect for the groom who takes his game too seriously
- 🏌️♂️ Golf weekends – let the banter begin before you’ve even arrived at the first tee
Product features
- 🧵 100% cotton for a soft and breathable feel
- 👕 Classic white T-shirt with short sleeves and relaxed unisex fit
- 🖨️ Bold black text professionally printed to last
- 🧼 Easy to care for – machine washable and durable
- 📏 Available in sizes from S to XXL to suit most builds
If you’re searching for a present that’s guaranteed to get a laugh and plenty of wear, this is it. It’s practical, hilarious and bound to be remembered far longer than yet another box of golf balls. Add it to your basket today and treat the golfer in your life to a bit of well-deserved banter, because the only thing better than beating your mate is doing it while wearing this.
This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite. If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story. Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done. Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates. Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise. Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt. It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear. Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off. Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style. If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar. Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game. Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes. It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps. If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand. It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter. Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together. These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match. Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session. It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it. Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure. Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round. When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down. They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season. Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees. It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals. Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge. Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night. This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear. Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the weekend golfer
For the casual golfer
For golf dads
For golf mums
For the golf club crowd
For the holiday golfer
For the driving range regular
For golf friends and four balls
For golf pros and coaches
For birthdays and special occasions
For Christmas and Secret Santa
For golf tours and social trips
For everyday wear
For anyone who loves golf
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