You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
Every golf group has that one player, the one who turns up with an excuse for every duff shot. This tee is for the player who doesn't need excuses because they’ve already bagged the birdie.
Whether you're the confident shot-maker or buying for someone who thinks they are, this funny golf t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of on-course banter and isn’t afraid to show it.
Made with comfort in mind and printed on high-quality fabric, this bold black t-shirt is a proper head-turner both on and off the fairway. Ideal as a birthday gift, a cheeky surprise for your golfing mate, or just a treat to wear on your next round, because golf should never be taken too seriously, right?
Product Features
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Bold white slogan: “You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies”
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Premium quality cotton for all-day comfort
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Classic unisex fit, ideal for both men and women
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Available in black, with sizes to suit every golfer
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Durable print designed to withstand post-round washes
Perfect for
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Golfers who love a bit of banter with their buddies
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That mate who always has a “bad back” or “wrong ball” story
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Birthdays, Father's Day, or just-for-laughs golf gifts
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Anyone who plays golf and has a sense of humour
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Club golfers, weekend hackers, and society players alike
This t-shirt isn’t just about the laughs; it’s about bringing personality to the game. Whether you’re a scratch golfer or still chasing your first par, there’s no better way to wind up your playing partners than rocking up in a tee that says it all.
So go on, stick it in your basket and let your golf do the talking. Birdies over excuses, every time.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You Bring the Excuses FAQs
What makes a T-shirt a good gift?
What makes a T-shirt a good gift?
A good T-shirt gift combines personality, comfort, and quality. It should reflect the recipient's interests or sense of humour, be made from soft and breathable fabric, and come in a flattering, easy-to-wear fit. Funny slogan tees, especially for hobbies like golf, often tick all those boxes.
How do I choose the right size T-shirt as a gift?
How do I choose the right size T-shirt as a gift?
If you’re unsure about sizing, look at what the person usually wears or check any labels in their wardrobe. When in doubt, a size up is usually safer. Many unisex tees have a relaxed fit that suits a wide range of body types.
Are novelty T-shirts suitable for grown-ups?
Are novelty T-shirts suitable for grown-ups?
Absolutely. Novelty T-shirts aren't just for kids or teenagers. Adults love a bit of fun too, especially when it's connected to something they’re passionate about, like golf. Humour, when paired with decent design and print quality, makes these shirts a brilliant gift for grown-up golfers.
What should I look for in a high-quality T-shirt?
What should I look for in a high-quality T-shirt?
High-quality T-shirts feel soft to the touch, don’t lose shape after washing, and have clear, durable prints. Look for features like double-stitched hems, strong necklines, and breathable cotton fabric for maximum comfort and longevity.
Why are funny slogan T-shirts such popular gift ideas?
Why are funny slogan T-shirts such popular gift ideas?
They’re affordable, personal, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether you’re buying for a birthday or a golf day prize, a funny T-shirt shows you’ve put thought into the gift, and it’ll probably get worn straight away!
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-Shirt – “You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies”
Know someone who always has a reason for every wayward shot? Or maybe you’re the one dishing out the birdies while your mates scramble for excuses. Either way, this hilarious golf t-shirt is the ultimate way to bring a bit of cheeky charm to the course. Whether it’s a gift for a golfing partner or a tongue-in-cheek treat for yourself, this tee will raise smiles before the first tee shot is even struck.
Printed on a high-quality black cotton tee and finished with a bold slogan across the chest, this shirt is built for golfers who love their banter just as much as they love their birdies. It’s fun, stylish, and lets everyone in the clubhouse know you mean business.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Golf Lovers
This isn’t just a funny t-shirt, it’s a brilliant gift idea for any golf-mad friend, partner, sibling, or colleague. Whether they’re smashing it off the tee or struggling to break 100, every golfer will appreciate the humour and personality packed into this tee.
Perfect for:
- 🎂 Birthdays for golf lovers of all ages
- 🎄 Christmas presents with personality
- 👨👧👦 Father’s Day gifts for golf-obsessed dads
- ⛳ Golf society prizes or funny team gifts
- 🎉 Just-for-fun surprises for your golfing mates
Whether they play every weekend or just turn up for the annual golf day, this t-shirt delivers the laughs and the look. It’s casual enough for everyday wear, but absolutely perfect for club days, golf holidays, and post-round drinks at the 19th hole.
🧵 Product Features
- 👕 Classic fit, unisex design that suits all golfers
- 🖤 Available in timeless black for a bold statement
- 🧼 Made from soft, breathable cotton for comfort all day long
- 🧵 High-quality print that won’t fade after washing
- 🏷️ Available in a range of sizes for the perfect fit
⛳ Add It to Your Basket Today
If you’re looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and spark some friendly rivalry, this is it. The “You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies” golf t-shirt is a standout choice for anyone who loves the game and knows how to have fun with it. Whether you’re shopping for a golf-obsessed friend or just want to make a statement the next time you hit the course, this tee delivers the goods. Add it to your basket today and get ready to outscore your mates – on and off the fairway.
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