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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders. International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping. If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.
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Every golf group has that one player, the one who turns up with an excuse for every duff shot. This tee is for the player who doesn't need excuses because they’ve already bagged the birdie.
Whether you're the confident shot-maker or buying for someone who thinks they are, this funny golf t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of on-course banter and isn’t afraid to show it.
Made with comfort in mind and printed on high-quality fabric, this bold black t-shirt is a proper head-turner both on and off the fairway. Ideal as a birthday gift, a cheeky surprise for your golfing mate, or just a treat to wear on your next round, because golf should never be taken too seriously, right?
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Bold white slogan: “You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies”
Premium quality cotton for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit, ideal for both men and women
Available in black, with sizes to suit every golfer
Durable print designed to withstand post-round washes
Perfect for
Golfers who love a bit of banter with their buddies
That mate who always has a “bad back” or “wrong ball” story
Birthdays, Father's Day, or just-for-laughs golf gifts
Anyone who plays golf and has a sense of humour
Club golfers, weekend hackers, and society players alike
This t-shirt isn’t just about the laughs; it’s about bringing personality to the game. Whether you’re a scratch golfer or still chasing your first par, there’s no better way to wind up your playing partners than rocking up in a tee that says it all.
So go on, stick it in your basket and let your golf do the talking. Birdies over excuses, every time.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A good T-shirt gift combines personality, comfort, and quality. It should reflect the recipient's interests or sense of humour, be made from soft and breathable fabric, and come in a flattering, easy-to-wear fit. Funny slogan tees, especially for hobbies like golf, often tick all those boxes.
If you’re unsure about sizing, look at what the person usually wears or check any labels in their wardrobe. When in doubt, a size up is usually safer. Many unisex tees have a relaxed fit that suits a wide range of body types.
Absolutely. Novelty T-shirts aren't just for kids or teenagers. Adults love a bit of fun too, especially when it's connected to something they’re passionate about, like golf. Humour, when paired with decent design and print quality, makes these shirts a brilliant gift for grown-up golfers.
High-quality T-shirts feel soft to the touch, don’t lose shape after washing, and have clear, durable prints. Look for features like double-stitched hems, strong necklines, and breathable cotton fabric for maximum comfort and longevity.
They’re affordable, personal, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether you’re buying for a birthday or a golf day prize, a funny T-shirt shows you’ve put thought into the gift, and it’ll probably get worn straight away!
Know someone who always has a reason for every wayward shot? Or maybe you’re the one dishing out the birdies while your mates scramble for excuses. Either way, this hilarious golf t-shirt is the ultimate way to bring a bit of cheeky charm to the course. Whether it’s a gift for a golfing partner or a tongue-in-cheek treat for yourself, this tee will raise smiles before the first tee shot is even struck.
Printed on a high-quality black cotton tee and finished with a bold slogan across the chest, this shirt is built for golfers who love their banter just as much as they love their birdies. It’s fun, stylish, and lets everyone in the clubhouse know you mean business.
This isn’t just a funny t-shirt, it’s a brilliant gift idea for any golf-mad friend, partner, sibling, or colleague. Whether they’re smashing it off the tee or struggling to break 100, every golfer will appreciate the humour and personality packed into this tee.
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Whether they play every weekend or just turn up for the annual golf day, this t-shirt delivers the laughs and the look. It’s casual enough for everyday wear, but absolutely perfect for club days, golf holidays, and post-round drinks at the 19th hole.
If you’re looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and spark some friendly rivalry, this is it. The “You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies” golf t-shirt is a standout choice for anyone who loves the game and knows how to have fun with it. Whether you’re shopping for a golf-obsessed friend or just want to make a statement the next time you hit the course, this tee delivers the goods. Add it to your basket today and get ready to outscore your mates – on and off the fairway.
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