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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you've ever stood on the tee, whispered sweet nothings to your ball, and watched it ignore you completely, this one’s for you. Our “You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen” t-shirt is a cheeky nod to every golfer who knows the pain of a rogue hook and the joy of a controlled fade.
It’s the perfect blend of golf banter and on-course wisdom, designed for those who love a laugh almost as much as they love their lob wedge.
Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Father’s Day, or just because your golf buddy needs a reminder that their draw is actually a snap hook, this tee brings the laughs without needing to shout “fore”.
Available in black and made for comfort, this t-shirt makes a cracking gift for anyone who lives and breathes golf, especially those who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Product Features
• Printed with the slogan “You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen”
• Soft feel, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Classic unisex fit with short sleeves and crew neck
• Colour: Black – goes with golf trousers, jeans or even clubhouse chinos
• Durable print that stands up to every wash (and every bad round)
• Sizes available from Small to XXL
Perfect For
• Golfers who love a bit of banter on the course
• Friends or family who hit more hooks than they care to admit
• Golf society members looking for a team shirt with personality
• Birthday or Father’s Day gifts for golf-mad dads, brothers or mates
• Anyone who believes in the sacred rule: laugh first, play second
Whether it’s for a golfing partner, a weekend warrior or the person who claims they “meant to hit that shot”, this funny golf t-shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile before they’ve even teed off.
Order yours today and give someone the perfect excuse to laugh off their next triple bogey in style.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
To give a T-shirt as a gift, presentation matters. Fold it neatly, consider wrapping it in tissue paper or a gift box, and include a personal message. Cows Corner offers a gifting option that includes a branded gift box and a custom note, making it easy to send your chosen T-shirt directly to the recipient.
A premium quality T-shirt is typically made from high-grade cotton, has a soft touch, strong stitching and holds its shape after multiple washes. Our funny golf T-shirts are made to be durable, breathable and comfortable, a perfect blend of style and substance.
Medium and large are the most commonly ordered T-shirt sizes, but we stock a full range from Small to XXL so you can find the perfect fit for whoever you're buying for.
You can spot a high-quality T-shirt by checking the softness of the fabric, the neatness of the stitching and whether the print feels integrated rather than stiff. All our tees are printed on soft, breathable material with lasting, wash-resistant slogans designed to stand up to repeat wear.
T-shirts make great gifts for birthdays, Father’s Day, secret Santa, thank you presents and surprise gestures. Our funny golf T-shirts are especially popular for golf weekends, society trips and personal milestones like breaking 100 for the first time.
If you're looking for a brilliant gift idea for someone obsessed with golf and on-course banter, this funny golf t-shirt is a must-have. Designed for players who know the heartbreak of a rogue hook and the satisfaction of a perfect fade, it's a go-to choice for birthdays, Father’s Day or just to bring a smile to your golfing buddy's face. It's packed with personality, affordable and ready to become their new favourite tee.
With a quality print on soft, breathable cotton, this t-shirt delivers on both comfort and comedy. It’s easy to order, great value and ideal for anyone who enjoys a laugh during their round. Whether they’re the life of the clubhouse or the quiet one with a sharp sense of humour, this is a wearable conversation starter.
This t-shirt makes a fantastic present for:
This isn’t just another novelty tee. It's well made, genuinely funny and something golfers actually want to wear. It ticks all the boxes for an easy-to-buy gift that delivers both quality and laughs. Plus, it’s easy to match with jeans, shorts or trackies for post-round pints or casual days out.
This funny golf tee is ideal for anyone who:
Whether you’re buying for a scratch golfer or a weekend warrior, this t-shirt offers the perfect mix of fun, function and value. It’s quick to order, easy to wrap and guaranteed to land you in the good books with any golf lover. Don’t miss out, buy yours today and give someone a reason to smile before they’ve even teed off.
This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite. If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story. Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done. Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates. Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise. Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt. It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear. Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off. Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style. If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar. Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game. Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes. It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps. If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand. It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter. Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together. These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match. Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session. It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it. Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure. Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round. When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down. They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season. Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees. It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals. Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge. Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night. This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear. Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the weekend golfer
For the casual golfer
For golf dads
For golf mums
For the golf club crowd
For the holiday golfer
For the driving range regular
For golf friends and four balls
For golf pros and coaches
For birthdays and special occasions
For Christmas and Secret Santa
For golf tours and social trips
For everyday wear
For anyone who loves golf
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