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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Dress your little one in humour with our Funny Rugby baby grow featuring Brian O’Driscoll’s famous line, “We’re Not the Brightest Bunch in the World, but We’re Not As Daft as People Think.” This witty design is a brilliant way to show your love of rugby while giving a nod to the banter that makes the sport so entertaining.
Whether it’s for your own child or as a thoughtful gift, this baby grow is a playful keepsake that will raise smiles from rugby fans everywhere.
Available in classic black, it’s comfortable, practical and just cheeky enough to become a favourite in any baby’s wardrobe.
Product Features:
✅ 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
✅ Ribbed envelope neckline for easy dressing
✅ Three poppers for quick changes
✅ Available in stylish black
✅ Printed with Brian O’Driscoll’s iconic rugby quote
Perfect For:
🏉 Parents who are lifelong rugby fans
🏉 Friends or family searching for a unique rugby-themed baby gift
🏉 Christenings, birthdays or baby showers with a sporting twist
🏉 Adding humour and banter to everyday baby outfits
This baby grow blends comfort with comedy and is an ideal gift for rugby lovers who enjoy a laugh both on and off the pitch.
Don’t miss the chance to surprise the rugby enthusiast in your life with a gift that’s as memorable as one of O’Driscoll’s legendary runs, add it to your basket today.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We’re Not the Brightest Bunch FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?

What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
Newborn essentials often include items like baby grows, sleepsuits and vests, making a baby grow one of the most practical and thoughtful gifts you can give.
How many baby grows does a newborn need?

How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Newborns usually need around 6 to 8 baby grows, as frequent changes are necessary. Having a few funny or themed ones makes dressing time more fun.
When should I start buying newborn stuff?

When should I start buying newborn stuff?
Most parents begin shopping for newborn items during the second trimester. Baby grows make an easy early purchase or gift as they are versatile and always useful.
What do first born babies need?

What do first born babies need?
First born babies need a stock of basic clothing like baby grows, sleepsuits, and vests, alongside essentials like nappies and blankets. Baby grows are especially popular because they are simple, comfortable and practical.
What do babies wear right after birth?

What do babies wear right after birth?
Straight after birth, babies are usually dressed in a baby grow or sleepsuit as they are soft, easy to change and keep the baby comfortable and warm.
Funny Rugby Baby Grow – Brian O’Driscoll Quote
Bring a touch of rugby humour to your baby’s wardrobe with this funny baby grow featuring Brian O’Driscoll’s memorable words: “We’re Not the Brightest Bunch in the World, but We’re Not As Daft as People Think.” Designed for parents who love rugby and the banter that comes with it, this baby grow is a playful keepsake that makes a brilliant present for any rugby-loving family. Available in stylish black, it offers comfort, quality and a cheeky twist that fans will instantly recognise.
Product Features
✔️ 100% soft cotton fabric for lasting comfort
✔️ Ribbed envelope neckline for easy dressing
✔️ Quick and secure popper fastenings for hassle-free changes
✔️ Durable print showcasing Brian O’Driscoll’s classic quote
✔️ Available in timeless black for everyday wear
Perfect For
🏉 Parents who want their little one to share in their love of rugby
🏉 Friends searching for the best baby shower gift with a sporting twist
🏉 Family members looking to buy a unique present for birthdays or christenings
🏉 Rugby fans who want a keepsake that combines comfort with humour
This baby grow is more than just clothing, it’s a fun way to celebrate rugby culture and make sure your little one is part of the team from the start. Whether you’re buying it as a gift for a proud parent or treating your own baby, this item is guaranteed to deliver smiles both on and off the pitch. Shop now to secure the perfect baby grow for rugby lovers and enjoy giving a present that will be treasured long after match day.

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Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.