Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Bring the banter to the pitch or the pub with this hilarious rugby t-shirt featuring the cheeky Phil Kearns quote, “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock.” It’s a witty nod to one of rugby’s most iconic one-liners and makes a brilliant gift for anyone who enjoys the sport as much as they enjoy a good laugh.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and available in classic black, this t-shirt is perfect for both match days and casual wear. Whether it’s for a mate who can’t catch a ball to save their life or a rugby fan who loves a bit of playful ribbing, this top is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Product Features
🖤 Available in stylish black
👕 Soft and breathable fabric for all-day comfort
🏉 Rugby-inspired design with Phil Kearns’ famous quote
👌 Easy to style with jeans, shorts or joggers
💎 Durable print built to last wash after wash
Perfect for
🎁 Rugby lovers with a sense of humour
😂 Mates who drop more passes than they catch
🍻 Wearing on game day or down the pub with friends
🎉 Birthdays, Christmas or just a cheeky surprise gift
This funny rugby t-shirt is more than just a bit of banter; it’s a conversation starter and the ideal present for anyone who loves the game and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Don’t miss your chance to score big laughs with a gift that’s guaranteed to be worn with pride. Grab yours today and let the jokes write themselves.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, a T-shirt makes a brilliant birthday present, especially when it features a funny design or quote that matches the recipient’s personality or interests. It’s a thoughtful yet practical gift that can be worn and enjoyed straight away.
You can simply fold it neatly and wrap it in colourful paper, or make it more special by adding it to a gift box with a personalised note. At Cows Corner, our gift boxing option makes the process effortless.
Absolutely. A T-shirt is versatile, affordable and can be tailored to the person you’re buying for, whether it’s funny, stylish or themed around something they love, like rugby.
If you’re not able to give it in person, you can easily order a T-shirt online and have it delivered directly to the recipient. Many online shops, including ours, provide options for direct delivery with gift notes.
A T-shirt combines practicality with personal expression. It’s something people use daily, and when it comes with a clever design or quote, it becomes a memorable and meaningful present.
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a rugby fan who enjoys a laugh as much as the game itself, this funny rugby t-shirt is an ideal choice. Featuring Phil Kearns’ legendary quip “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock,” this design guarantees smiles and banter whether it’s worn at the match, down the pub or lounging at home. Available in classic black, it combines comfort, value and style in one affordable package.
✔️ Premium quality fabric that feels soft and durable
✔️ Available in sleek black for easy everyday wear
✔️ Iconic rugby quote that fans will instantly recognise
✔️ Excellent value and long-lasting print quality
✔️ Easy to shop online with secure purchase options
🎁 Birthdays, Christmas or Father’s Day gifts
😂 Friends who drop the ball more than they catch it
🏉 Rugby supporters who love witty humour and banter
🍻 Match day outfits or casual wear with mates
💡 Anyone looking for a fun and affordable rugby gift
This t-shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a must-have for rugby lovers who enjoy the lighter side of the sport. With its affordable price and easy online purchase, it makes a thoughtful present that delivers real value. Don’t miss out on this bestselling design, order today and give a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a laugh and be worn with pride.
This funny rugby t shirt is made for players, fans and anyone who loves the sport’s tough tackles and even tougher banter. Whether you are still playing every weekend, watching from the stands, or just love a bit of rugby humour, this shirt fits right in. Comfortable, breathable and built for laughs, it is perfect for match days, post game socials or casual wear anywhere you want to show your love of the game.
If your weekends are filled with mud, mates and the sound of studs hitting the pitch, this funny rugby t shirt was made for you. The soft cotton keeps you cool under pressure and the relaxed fit makes it great for the changing room or the clubhouse after the final whistle. The humour hits just the right balance between cheeky and classic rugby banter.
Pair it with shorts, joggers or jeans and you are ready for anything from training to a team night out.
Not every tackle has to count. Some of the best rugby stories happen after the game, not during it. This funny rugby tee is ideal for players who love the sport but enjoy the social side just as much. It is lightweight, soft and filled with personality that gets a laugh in every clubhouse.
Funny rugby tees like this make it clear that you play for fun, friendship and a pint after the final whistle.
For every dad who still thinks he could make the comeback, this funny rugby shirt is a perfect fit. It celebrates the spirit of the game with comfort, character and a bit of self awareness. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day or just as a surprise from the kids before the next big match.
It is one of those funny rugby tops that instantly becomes a favourite and gets worn again and again.
Mums who support from the sidelines or drive half the squad to matches deserve some fun rugby gear too. This rugby humour t shirt is soft, stylish and full of cheeky charm. Perfect for match days, post game photos or simply watching from the stands with pride.
It is the ideal way to show your rugby spirit with a smile and a touch of style.
Every club has characters who make the place come alive. From the old prop with the stories to the winger who never passes, this novelty rugby shirt was made for them. It is the perfect addition to any kit bag or tour suitcase, ideal for team events, end of season socials or awards nights.
Rugby humour t shirts like this keep the laughs going long after full time.
If your idea of a perfect weekend is cheering your team with friends and a cold pint, this funny rugby t shirt is your match day essential. It combines comfort, style and humour that captures what the sport is all about. You do not have to play to wear it, just love the energy and the crowd atmosphere.
Funny rugby tee shirts are the best way to show you belong, whether you are at Twickenham or your local ground.
Coaches and captains who keep the squad in line (mostly) deserve something special. This funny rugby t shirt is a great thank you gift that shows appreciation with a laugh. It is easy to wear, smart enough for travel days, and full of the character that makes rugby different from any other sport.
Wrap it up with a card from the team and you have the perfect end of season present.
Going on tour? Pack this funny rugby shirt first. It is lightweight, comfortable and always a talking point. Whether you are flying abroad or staying local, it captures that sense of camaraderie and mischief that makes every rugby tour unforgettable.
From bus journeys to team nights out, this novelty rugby t shirt is a guaranteed laugh.
You do not have to be on the field to show your rugby roots. This funny rugby top doubles as a gym shirt or an everyday casual piece. The breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable during workouts or relaxed weekends. It fits like a favourite tee and feels just right for off duty style.
Rugby humour t shirts like this prove that the sport’s attitude belongs everywhere, not just on match days.
From junior players to lifelong supporters, this funny rugby tee shirt works for everyone. The design is bold but good natured, celebrating the sport’s community and sense of humour. It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas or as part of a rugby kit refresh before the next season starts.
Funny rugby jerseys like this never go out of style because they capture what makes rugby unique, camaraderie, resilience and a laugh at your own expense.
Looking for something to unite your squad? Matching funny rugby t shirts are perfect for team trips, tournaments and socials. Each one brings personality to your group while keeping things light hearted. Add a novelty rugby shirt to your kit list and turn up in style, ready to make memories.
After all, the best teams share more than just a game plan, they share great banter too.
If you are buying for someone who loves rugby, this funny rugby shirt is an easy win. It is useful, comfortable and guaranteed to raise a smile. Perfect for friends, teammates or family who appreciate a clever bit of rugby humour.
Wrap it up, add a card and you have a present they will actually wear, not just laugh at once and forget.
Funny rugby t shirts make the perfect stocking filler or Secret Santa surprise. They work for players, coaches and fans alike, offering comfort, quality and a good dose of humour. Whether it is for the office draw or the team Christmas party, it is a gift that always goes down well.
Humorous, easy to wear and always appreciated, the true spirit of rugby in shirt form.
This funny rugby t shirt is just as good off the pitch as it is after training. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for everyday outfits, whether you are running errands or meeting friends. It is the kind of tee you can throw on anytime and still look like you belong in the game.
Funny rugby clothes like this prove that your love of the sport does not stop when the match ends.
This funny rugby t shirt is made for everyone who understands that rugby is more than a game, it is a way of life. From the dressing room to the pub, from the first whistle to the last laugh, it captures the spirit perfectly. Comfortable, durable and full of humour, it is a must have for any true fan.
Wear it proudly, share the laugh and keep the rugby culture alive both on and off the field.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
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Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
