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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders. International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping. If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.
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This bold and cheeky rugby T-shirt is designed for those who love the game and live for the banter that comes with it. Featuring the slogan “You Bring the Mouth I’ll Bring the Bruises”, it’s the ultimate gift for anyone who thrives on the rough and tumble of rugby life and isn’t afraid to laugh about it.
Whether worn down the pub, at training, or on match days, this shirt makes a statement before you’ve even stepped onto the pitch.
Made for comfort and style, it’s available in classic black to suit any wardrobe and is a brilliant conversation starter amongst mates who share the same love for the sport.
Product Features
🏉 Premium quality cotton blend for a soft and comfortable fit
🏉 Durable print designed to withstand repeated washes
🏉 Classic black colour that pairs easily with jeans or shorts
🏉 Available in a wide range of sizes to suit every rugby fan
Perfect for
🎁 Birthdays for rugby players and fans who enjoy a laugh
🎁 Mates who are part of your rugby team or social squad
🎁 Fathers, brothers, and partners who live for the game
🎁 Anyone who loves banter as much as the bruises that come with rugby
This is more than just a T-shirt, it’s a badge of pride for those who give their all on and off the pitch. If you’re looking for a fun, unique, and memorable gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile, this rugby T-shirt is the one to grab.
Add it to your basket today and give the gift of laughter mixed with rugby spirit.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes, a T-shirt can be a fantastic birthday gift, especially when it carries a funny slogan or reflects the recipient’s personality. It’s both practical and personal, making it a thoughtful present.
You can simply fold the T-shirt neatly, wrap it with tissue paper, and place it in a gift bag or box. Adding a card or personal note makes it extra special.
Absolutely. T-shirts are versatile, wearable every day, and can be tailored to the recipient’s interests, such as sports or humour. That makes them a safe yet meaningful option for gifting.
Lay the T-shirt flat, fold in the sleeves, and then fold it into a tidy rectangle. For presentation, you can roll it and tie with ribbon, or fold it flat for a box or bag.
A T-shirt is a practical gift that suits almost anyone, while a funny or themed design makes it unique and memorable. It’s affordable, personal, and always in style.
This funny rugby T-shirt is the perfect blend of banter and style. With its bold slogan “You Bring the Mouth I’ll Bring the Bruises” printed across the front, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a fantastic way to show off personality both on and off the pitch. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Father’s Day or just because, this T-shirt is an affordable gift idea that delivers real value for money.
Made from a premium cotton blend, this shirt is designed for everyday wear and comes in classic black, making it easy to pair with jeans or joggers. It’s available to buy in a wide range of sizes, so you can purchase with confidence knowing it’s a gift that will fit just right. Order online today while stocks are in and secure this limited time favourite for the rugby fanatic in your life.
This T-shirt isn’t just another item of clothing, it’s a fun and memorable gift idea that’s perfect for anyone who wants to show off their love for rugby. With an affordable price and the option to purchase online with ease, it’s a simple way to make someone’s day special. Don’t miss out, shop now and bring a smile to the rugby fan in your life.
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