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A Rugby Tour Is Like Sex. When It’s Good, It’s Great. When It’s Bad, It’s Still Pretty Good – Willie John McBride | Funny Rugby T-shirt

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key T-shirt Features
  • Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
  • PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
  • Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
  • Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Black t-shirt with yellow text and rugby graphic on a white background, with the slogan on the front 'A Rugby Tour Is Like Sex. When It’s Good, It’s Great. When It’s Bad, It’s Still Pretty Good – Willie John McBride
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Bring a touch of humour to your rugby wardrobe with this Funny Rugby T-shirt featuring the cheeky quote from Willie John McBride: “A rugby tour is like sex. When it’s good, it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” Perfect for anyone who loves the sport and the banter that goes hand in hand with it, this tee is designed to raise a smile both on and off the pitch.

Made in classic black, it’s a versatile choice that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts or joggers.

Whether you’re heading to the clubhouse, catching a match with friends or simply enjoying a pint after training, this shirt will always spark conversation.

Product Features
✅ Premium quality fabric for comfort and durability
✅ Bold and humorous printed design with Willie John McBride quote
✅ Available in black for a stylish and easy-to-wear look
✅ Lightweight with a relaxed fit, ideal for casual occasions
✅ Easy care and machine washable

Perfect for
🏉 Rugby fans who enjoy a laugh as much as the game itself
🏉 Players and teammates looking for the ultimate tour tee
🏉 Birthdays, Father’s Day or Christmas gifts with a cheeky twist
🏉 Club socials, away days and post-match banter
🏉 Anyone who loves combining sport with humour

This Funny Rugby T-shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a statement of personality that shows off your love for rugby and your sense of humour. Don’t just settle for ordinary when you can give a gift that guarantees a laugh.

Order yours today and be the one who brings the banter to the game.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

A Rugby Tour Is Like Sex FAQs

Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?

Yes, a T-shirt is a fantastic birthday gift, especially when it has a funny slogan or a quote that reflects the recipient’s personality or hobbies. It’s a practical present that also feels personal and thoughtful.

How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?

You can make a T-shirt gift more special by wrapping it neatly in tissue paper or adding it to a gift box. Pairing it with a card or including it in a themed bundle makes the surprise even more memorable.

Is it good to give a shirt as a gift?

A shirt is a great gift choice as it’s both useful and customisable. Funny and themed designs add a personal touch, making it a thoughtful present for friends, family, or teammates.

What is a premium quality T-shirt?

A premium quality T-shirt is made from durable fabrics such as cotton blends that feel comfortable to wear and last longer after repeated washes. The print should also be bold and long-lasting, ensuring the design stays sharp.

How to fold a T-shirt as a gift?

To fold a T-shirt for gifting, lay it flat, fold in the sides and sleeves neatly, then fold from the bottom up into a compact square or rectangle. Wrapping it with tissue or placing it in a box gives it a polished finish.

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Funny Rugby T-Shirt – Willie John McBride Quote

If you’re searching for the perfect rugby gift that combines humour and style, this Funny Rugby T-shirt is a must-have. Featuring the legendary Willie John McBride quote, “A rugby tour is like sex. When it’s good, it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”, it’s guaranteed to spark laughs and conversations wherever it’s worn. Designed with rugby fans and banter lovers in mind, this shirt is not only funny but also excellent value and available to purchase today in classic black.

Why This T-Shirt Stands Out

Made with premium materials, this rugby T-shirt offers unbeatable comfort and durability. It’s an affordable way to add personality to your wardrobe, whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a unique gift. With its bold design, this shirt is in stock and ready for you to order online with confidence.

Product Features

✅ High-quality cotton blend for comfort and a lasting fit
✅ Bold printed Willie John McBride quote for maximum impact
✅ Available in stylish black to match any outfit
✅ Easy to care for and machine washable
✅ Designed for everyday wear, from the clubhouse to the pub

Perfect For

🏉 Rugby fans who love a good laugh
🏉 Teammates looking for the ultimate rugby tour outfit
🏉 Birthdays, Father’s Day and Christmas gifts with personality
🏉 Club socials and away trips where banter is essential
🏉 Friends and family who appreciate a light-hearted rugby joke

Don’t miss the chance to buy this hilarious T-shirt at a great price. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for the best gift for a rugby lover, this is a purchase that delivers laughs and lasting value. Order yours today while stocks last and make sure you’re the one who brings the humour to the next rugby gathering.

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