I Play Each Point Like My Life Depends on It – Novak Djokovic | Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Soft Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you’re a tennis-mad parent who loves a bit of Grand Slam banter, this hilarious baby grow is for you or your little one. Featuring the quote “I play each point like my life depends on it – Novak Djokovic”, it’s perfect for tiny tennis fans in training.
Whether you're glued to Wimbledon or love a bit of tennis wit, this baby grow brings comfort and personality to your baby’s wardrobe.
It's a match winner for busy parents, made from soft, breathable cotton and designed with popper fastenings for quick and easy changing. And yes, it comes in classic black for that cool, sporty vibe.
Product Features
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Funny Novak Djokovic tennis quote printed on the front
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Soft-touch fabric is gentle on your baby’s skin
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Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
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Colour: Black
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Envelope neckline and popper fastenings for easy dressing
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Machine washable for everyday wear
Perfect For
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Parents who love tennis and want to share that passion
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Baby shower or new baby gifts with a fun twist
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Little ones watching Wimbledon (well, napping through it)
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Sporty families with a sense of humour
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Djokovic fans raising the next generation of tennis stars
Add a touch of courtside comedy to your baby’s outfits with this brilliant baby grow.
Whether it’s for your own little legend or a gift that will serve up a smile, this one’s game, set and match!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Play Each Point FAQs
What is a good gift for new parents who love tennis?
What is a good gift for new parents who love tennis?
A funny, tennis-themed baby grow is a perfect gift for sporty new parents. It shows thoughtfulness and adds humour to babywear, especially when it features a quote from a tennis legend like Novak Djokovic.
When is the best time to buy a baby grow as a gift?
When is the best time to buy a baby grow as a gift?
Baby grows make ideal gifts for baby showers, new arrivals, christenings, and first birthdays. They’re also great to include in a hospital bag surprise for new mums and dads who love sport.
What should a baby wear right after birth?
What should a baby wear right after birth?
A soft, breathable baby grow with easy fastenings is a go-to outfit for newborns. It keeps them warm, comfortable, and stylish – especially if it comes with a clever quote to give everyone a smile.
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Newborns typically need 6–8 baby grows to start with, due to frequent changes. Gifting a funny or personalised one adds something special to the practical pile.
Can I buy a baby grow that reflects the parents' hobbies or interests?
Can I buy a baby grow that reflects the parents' hobbies or interests?
Absolutely. A baby grow with a fun, tennis-themed quote is a brilliant way to reflect the parents’ love for the game. It adds personality to baby gifts and creates a memorable keepsake that stands out from typical baby clothes.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis Baby Grow – “I Play Each Point Like My Life Depends On It – Novak Djokovic”
If you're searching for a unique gift for a tennis-loving parent, look no further. This funny tennis-themed baby grow featuring the iconic Novak Djokovic quote – “I play each point like my life depends on it” – is the ultimate way to combine sporting passion with new-parent pride.
Designed for babies, but clearly made with tennis-mad mums and dads in mind, it’s a real winner when it comes to standout babywear.
Available in classic black and made from soft, breathable fabric, this baby grow is as comfortable as it is cheeky. Whether you’re buying for your own baby or looking to ace that gift for friends or family, it delivers on both quality and humour.
🎾 Perfect For
- 🎁 New parents who can’t get enough of Centre Court action
- 👶 Babies born into households where Wimbledon is sacred
- 🎉 Baby showers with a sporty twist
- 🍼 First birthdays, christenings, or welcome-to-the-world presents
- ❤️ Novak Djokovic fans raising future champions
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Available in black – perfect for hiding those inevitable spills
- 📏 Sizes from 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, to 18–24 months
- 🧸 Made from soft-touch cotton for all-day comfort
- ⚡ Envelope neckline and popper fastenings for easy changing
- 🧼 Machine washable – because let’s be honest, it’ll need to be
Whether it’s for your own little doubles partner or a thoughtful, laugh-out-loud gift for a sporty friend, this baby grow delivers a perfect blend of personality, practicality and punchline. It’s a crowd-pleaser that’s guaranteed to stand out from the sea of pastel baby gifts.
Don’t miss the chance to serve up something truly original – order now and make their first outfit a grand slam!
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
