It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose! 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew or Mid Match Drink
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up a big smile with every brew thanks to our hilarious tennis-themed 10oz mug. Featuring the cheeky slogan "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose", this mug is perfect for players and fans who know that when it comes to tennis – a little friendly competition is part of the fun.
Whether you're sipping coffee before an early morning match or enjoying a tea break after a hard-fought set, this mug is sure to bring a chuckle.
Designed for anyone who loves a bit of tennis banter, it’s a brilliant gift for birthdays, match day treats, or simply spoiling yourself.
Available in classic white, it's the ideal companion for courtside chats, office desk debates, or relaxing at home after a long rally.
Product Features
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10oz high-quality ceramic mug
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Bold and funny tennis slogan: "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose"
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Crisp white finish to suit any kitchen or office
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Durable design, perfect for everyday use
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Microwave and dishwasher safe
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
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Tennis players who love a good laugh
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Fans of tennis who appreciate a little match-day mischief
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Coaches, teammates, and doubles partners
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Gift ideas for tennis birthdays, celebrations, or tournament prizes
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Anyone who enjoys winning (and isn’t afraid to admit it!)
Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for the tennis lover in your life or simply want to add a little competitive spirit to your morning cuppa, this mug is sure to hit an ace.
Add it to your basket today and let the friendly banter begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
It’s Not Whether You Win FAQs
Is this tennis mug a good gift for birthdays and special occasions?
Is this tennis mug a good gift for birthdays and special occasions?
Absolutely! This funny tennis mug makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, and even end-of-season tennis celebrations. It's perfect for anyone who loves tennis and enjoys a good laugh.
Is the mug suitable for everyday use?
Is the mug suitable for everyday use?
Yes, the mug is made from high-quality ceramic, making it durable and practical for everyday use. It’s both microwave and dishwasher safe, so it’s ideal for busy lifestyles.
Who would enjoy receiving this tennis mug as a gift?
Who would enjoy receiving this tennis mug as a gift?
This mug is perfect for tennis players, fans, coaches, teammates, or anyone with a competitive streak who enjoys a bit of humour with their cuppa. It's a great way to add some banter to a tea break.
Does the design on the mug fade over time?
Does the design on the mug fade over time?
No, the design is printed using high-quality methods in the UK, ensuring it remains bold and vibrant even after frequent washing and daily use.
Can I buy this mug as a secret Santa or stocking filler gift?
Can I buy this mug as a secret Santa or stocking filler gift?
Definitely! With its funny slogan and universal tennis appeal, this mug is a fantastic choice for Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers, or even club award ceremonies where a light-hearted touch is welcome.
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Funny Tennis Mug – "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose" – 10oz White Mug
Looking for the perfect gift for a tennis lover who enjoys a bit of cheeky banter? Our hilarious 10oz tennis mug featuring the slogan "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose" is designed to bring laughter with every brew. Whether it’s for a birthday, a tournament celebration, or just a well-earned treat, this mug serves up humour with a side of competition, making it a must-have for any tennis enthusiast.
Made from premium ceramic and finished in crisp white, this mug is as durable as it is funny — perfect for enjoying tea, coffee, or a post-match hot chocolate. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as practical as it is entertaining. Ideal for players, fans, coaches, and anyone who loves the thrill of victory (and isn’t shy about it!), this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter both on and off the court.
Product Features
- Premium 10oz white ceramic mug
- Funny tennis slogan: "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose"
- Perfect for tea, coffee, or a post-match brew
- Durable, microwave and dishwasher safe
- Designed and printed in the UK with high-quality materials
- Ideal gift idea for tennis players and fans alike
Perfect For
- Tennis players who live for the competitive spirit
- Fans who love a bit of witty, match-day humour
- Coaches, teammates, and doubles partners needing a fun thank-you gift
- Birthday presents for tennis lovers
- Celebrating tournament wins, club events, or friendly matches
- Christmas stocking fillers for sports enthusiasts
- Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or end-of-season gifts
Don’t let the perfect tennis gift pass you by. Whether you’re treating a friend, a loved one, or yourself, this mug promises to deliver smiles, laughs, and a reminder that winning really does matter (at least a little).
Click ‘Add to Basket’ now and make every tea break a winning moment!
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