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It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose! 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew or Mid Match Drink

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  • A brilliant present for friends, family, or colleagues who love a laugh with their coffee.
  • Guaranteed to raise a smile at home, in the office, or on those endless Zoom calls.
  • Durable ceramic design with a crisp, long-lasting print that won’t fade or peel.
  • The perfect mug for that first morning brew, mid-afternoon tea, or a cheeky late-night cuppa.
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.

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Our Cows Corner Story

Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

– Owen Craft

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

– SVDM

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Mug Features
  • 10oz size – Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate.
  • Dishwasher proof & microwave safe – Easy to use and clean.
  • Professional, long-lasting print – Designs won’t fade or peel.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay sharp wash after wash.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • 10oz Mugs - The perfect size for your daily brew. Our 10oz mugs are just right for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or a cosy hot chocolate. Compact yet satisfying, they offer a comfortable grip and classic shape—ideal for home, office, or gifting to your favourite mug lover.
  • Dishwasher Proof & Microwave Safe – Made for everyday convenience. These mugs are both dishwasher proof and microwave safe, so you can reheat your drink without worry and clean up with zero fuss. They’re designed to handle the daily hustle—no fading, cracking, or hand-washing required.
  • Professional and Long-Lasting Print - Bold, crisp, and made to last. Each mug features a high-quality print that won’t peel or fade over time. Whether it’s a fun slogan, detailed artwork, or your favourite Cows Corner design, the print stays vibrant and sharp—cup after cup, wash after wash.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and a high-quality finish, every Cows Corner mug is built to last. From the durable ceramic to the crisp, long-lasting print, it’s designed to stay vibrant and enjoyable with use after use. More than just a mug, it’s a fun and personal statement — something to drink from, laugh over, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner mugs bring humour and personality to every sip. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to raise a smile. They’re sturdy, comfortable to hold, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your sense of fun and individuality. Whether you’re treating yourself or searching for a witty, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner mug adds that personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person drinking from it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner mugs are made for laughter, comfort, and everyday moments. Each one is designed to brighten your day, perfect for that first morning brew or a cosy evening cuppa. With a smooth finish and durable feel, our mugs keep their charm wash after wash. Whether it’s a quiet moment to yourself or a fun gift that makes someone smile, every Cows Corner mug adds a touch of humour and personality to your daily routine.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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Serve up a big smile with every brew thanks to our hilarious tennis-themed 10oz mug. Featuring the cheeky slogan "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose", this mug is perfect for players and fans who know that when it comes to tennis – a little friendly competition is part of the fun.

Whether you're sipping coffee before an early morning match or enjoying a tea break after a hard-fought set, this mug is sure to bring a chuckle.

Designed for anyone who loves a bit of tennis banter, it’s a brilliant gift for birthdays, match day treats, or simply spoiling yourself.

Available in classic white, it's the ideal companion for courtside chats, office desk debates, or relaxing at home after a long rally.

Product Features

  • 10oz high-quality ceramic mug

  • Bold and funny tennis slogan: "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose"

  • Crisp white finish to suit any kitchen or office

  • Durable design, perfect for everyday use

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe

  • Designed and printed in the UK

Perfect For

  • Tennis players who love a good laugh

  • Fans of tennis who appreciate a little match-day mischief

  • Coaches, teammates, and doubles partners

  • Gift ideas for tennis birthdays, celebrations, or tournament prizes

  • Anyone who enjoys winning (and isn’t afraid to admit it!)

Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for the tennis lover in your life or simply want to add a little competitive spirit to your morning cuppa, this mug is sure to hit an ace.

Add it to your basket today and let the friendly banter begin!

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Mug Washing Guide

To keep your mug looking its best and ready for your daily cuppa, just follow a simple care routine. Our mugs are dishwasher safe, so you can pop them straight in with your normal load for easy cleaning. If you prefer to wash by hand, warm soapy water will do the job perfectly and help maintain the smooth finish. Avoid using abrasive scrubbers or harsh chemicals, as these can dull the surface or affect the printed design over time. Once washed, allow the mug to dry naturally or give it a quick towel dry so it’s ready for its next use. With the right care, your mug will stay bright, durable, and a favourite in your cupboard time and time again.

It’s Not Whether You Win FAQs


Is this tennis mug a good gift for birthdays and special occasions?

Absolutely! This funny tennis mug makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, and even end-of-season tennis celebrations. It's perfect for anyone who loves tennis and enjoys a good laugh.

Is the mug suitable for everyday use?

Yes, the mug is made from high-quality ceramic, making it durable and practical for everyday use. It’s both microwave and dishwasher safe, so it’s ideal for busy lifestyles.

Who would enjoy receiving this tennis mug as a gift?

This mug is perfect for tennis players, fans, coaches, teammates, or anyone with a competitive streak who enjoys a bit of humour with their cuppa. It's a great way to add some banter to a tea break.

Does the design on the mug fade over time?

No, the design is printed using high-quality methods in the UK, ensuring it remains bold and vibrant even after frequent washing and daily use.

Can I buy this mug as a secret Santa or stocking filler gift?

Definitely! With its funny slogan and universal tennis appeal, this mug is a fantastic choice for Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers, or even club award ceremonies where a light-hearted touch is welcome.

Why Cows Corner?


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    Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

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    Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

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    No Minimum Orders

    Only want to order 1 birthday card? No problems! Want to order 100+ designed water bottles, no problems!

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    Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

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    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

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    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Tennis Mug – "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose" – 10oz White Mug

Looking for the perfect gift for a tennis lover who enjoys a bit of cheeky banter? Our hilarious 10oz tennis mug featuring the slogan "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose" is designed to bring laughter with every brew. Whether it’s for a birthday, a tournament celebration, or just a well-earned treat, this mug serves up humour with a side of competition, making it a must-have for any tennis enthusiast.

Made from premium ceramic and finished in crisp white, this mug is as durable as it is funny — perfect for enjoying tea, coffee, or a post-match hot chocolate. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as practical as it is entertaining. Ideal for players, fans, coaches, and anyone who loves the thrill of victory (and isn’t shy about it!), this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter both on and off the court.

Product Features

  • Premium 10oz white ceramic mug
  • Funny tennis slogan: "It's not whether you win or lose but whether I win or lose"
  • Perfect for tea, coffee, or a post-match brew
  • Durable, microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Designed and printed in the UK with high-quality materials
  • Ideal gift idea for tennis players and fans alike

Perfect For

  • Tennis players who live for the competitive spirit
  • Fans who love a bit of witty, match-day humour
  • Coaches, teammates, and doubles partners needing a fun thank-you gift
  • Birthday presents for tennis lovers
  • Celebrating tournament wins, club events, or friendly matches
  • Christmas stocking fillers for sports enthusiasts
  • Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or end-of-season gifts

Don’t let the perfect tennis gift pass you by. Whether you’re treating a friend, a loved one, or yourself, this mug promises to deliver smiles, laughs, and a reminder that winning really does matter (at least a little).

Click ‘Add to Basket’ now and make every tea break a winning moment!

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