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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve up a bit of tennis banter with this bold and brilliant T-shirt featuring Jimmy Connors's legendary words.
Whether smashing forehands or just watching from the sofa, this tee is a grand slam for tennis fans who take their game (and their wit) seriously.
Printed in crisp black t-shirt, it's the perfect mix of sporty style and cheeky charm.
This is not just a T-shirt — it's a mindset. If losing makes your blood boil more than winning makes you smile, this one’s for you.
Product Features:
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Sizes available: M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Classic white T-shirt with bold black text
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Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
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Unisex fit – perfect for post-match laughs or everyday wear
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Durable print designed to handle plenty of spin cycles
Perfect for:
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Tennis players who hate losing more than they love winning
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Sports fans with a sharp sense of humour
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Gym-goers, casual wearers, or pub quiz champs
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Gifting to tennis-obsessed mates who live for the banter
Get yours now and show the world you play to win – but you really hate to lose. Game, set, match – this tee’s a winner.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win FAQs
How can I tell if this T-shirt is good quality?
How can I tell if this T-shirt is good quality?
Our Jimmy Connors quote T-shirt is made from soft, breathable cotton with a durable screen print designed to withstand regular washing. We’ve focused on comfort, fit, and lasting quality, so you can wear it season after season — both on and off the court.
What size should I order if I like a relaxed fit?
What size should I order if I like a relaxed fit?
If you prefer a looser or more relaxed fit, we recommend going one size up. The T-shirt comes in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, with a unisex cut that works well for both men and women.
Is this T-shirt a good gift for tennis lovers?
Is this T-shirt a good gift for tennis lovers?
Absolutely. It’s the perfect gift for any tennis fan with a sense of humour — whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, or just a fun surprise before the next tournament.
What makes this T-shirt different from others on the market?
What makes this T-shirt different from others on the market?
Unlike generic novelty T-shirts, ours combines a premium fit and feel with a quote that truly resonates with competitive tennis players. It’s not just funny — it’s relatable, stylish, and perfect for the tennis-obsessed.
Will the print fade or peel after washing?
Will the print fade or peel after washing?
No — the design is professionally printed using long-lasting methods to ensure it stays bold and crisp. We recommend washing inside out on a cool wash for best results.
Funny Tennis T-Shirt – “I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win” – Jimmy Connors Quote
If you're serious about tennis, passionate about the game, and love a bit of on-court banter, this is the T-shirt for you. Featuring one of the sport’s most iconic quotes from Jimmy Connors, this statement tee is made for competitors who feel every loss just that little bit more than every win.
Whether you’re stepping onto the court, heading to the pub after a match, or looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile, this T-shirt delivers style, personality, and a solid backhand of humour. It’s available in classic white and comes in a wide range of sizes (M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL), making it the perfect pick for any tennis-loving mate or family member.
Who is this T-shirt for?
- Tennis players who thrive on competition and can’t stand to lose
- Fans of Jimmy Connors and the golden age of tennis
- People who enjoy clever, sport-related humour
- Anyone who loves a conversation-starting T-shirt
- Players and coaches looking to add some personality to their post-match wardrobe
Ideal Gift For:
- Birthday presents for tennis enthusiasts
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day gifts with a personal touch
- Christmas stocking fillers for club captains, coaches, or team-mates
- End-of-season awards or thank-you gifts
- Anyone who’s ever shouted at a missed line call
Product Features:
- Available in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
- Colour: White with bold, black text
- Made from soft, breathable cotton for a comfortable fit
- Unisex design suitable for both men and women
- Durable screen print that won’t fade after a few washes
Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone else, this tennis T-shirt is a sure-fire winner. Add it to your basket today and serve up some serious style with a side of attitude.

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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.