Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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This product is available for personalisation, making it an even more thoughtful and unique gift. You can add your own custom text before adding to your basket, which will be printed exactly as entered. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions or adding a personal touch that makes the gift feel truly one of a kind.
Personalisation
You can send this card directly to the recipient. Add their name, address and a personalised message for inside of the card, and we’ll deliver it straight to their door.
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Sending a card is simple and affordable. All cards are sent using standard postage, making them an easy and cost-effective gift option. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays). Once dispatched, delivery times will vary slightly depending on location, but you can expect prompt delivery. As soon as your card is on its way, you will receive a confirmation email so you know it is heading to its destination. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the item back to us.
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Celebrate another year older with a knowing wink and a perfectly judged golf joke. Our golf-themed birthday card featuring the phrase “Age Is Just a Number, Kind of Like Your Golf Score (Sometimes)!” is made for golfers who appreciate a bit of self-awareness along with their slice of birthday cake. It’s playful, lightly sarcastic, and spot on for anyone who knows that both age and scorecards can be… flexible, depending on the day.
Designed for people who love golf and love banter, this card strikes the right balance between thoughtful and funny. Whether they’re a weekend golfer, a full-time fairway dweller, or simply someone who never misses a chance to talk about their best ever round, this card feels personal without trying too hard. It’s the kind of birthday card that gets read out loud, laughed at, and kept rather than quietly binned.
Printed in a quality A5 format, it has a premium feel that makes it perfect as a standalone gift or as the finishing touch alongside something golf-related.
Product Features
• A5-sized birthday card
• Golf-themed design with the phrase “YAge Is Just a Number, Kind of Like Your Golf Score (Sometimes)!”
• High-quality print for a premium look and feel
• Designed in the UK with golf lovers and good banter in mind
• Blank inside for your own message
Perfect for
• Golfers who enjoy a joke almost as much as a good round
• Birthday gifts for friends, partners, dads, mums or teammates who love golf
• Anyone who insists age does not matter, especially on the scorecard
• Golf fans with a sense of humour and thick skin
If you’re looking for a birthday card that feels chosen rather than last-minute, and delivers a smile before the presents are even opened, this one is a safe bet.
Add it to your basket and tee up a birthday laugh they’ll genuinely appreciate.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We designed this card specifically for those who love a bit of clubhouse banter and don't take their handicap too seriously. It moves away from generic, boring greetings and instead offers a witty observation about the game that every player understands. By choosing this card, you are showing the recipient that you truly get their passion for the sport and their ability to laugh at themselves.
At Cows Corner, we believe the best messages come from the heart or the shared jokes between teammates. By leaving the inside completely blank, we give you the freedom to write a bespoke message that fits your relationship perfectly. Whether you want to recount a legendary shot or offer a bit of extra ribbing about their latest round, the space is yours to make the card a permanent keepsake.
If you cannot make it to the birthday celebrations in person, we can act as your personal teammate. You can choose to have the card sent directly to the recipient’s doorstep anywhere in the UK. To make the experience even more special, you can select our gift boxing service at the checkout to ensure it arrives perfectly presented and ready to be unwrapped.
Yes, every design you see at Cows Corner is born at our kitchen table and refined by our creative team, meaning you will not find this specific card on any high street. We made this product to capture the authentic spirit of British sports culture, ensuring that your gift stands out from the pile of mass-produced alternatives they might receive.
This card is a conversation starter that is often read out loud and shared among friends. Because it captures the humour and occasional heartbreak of being a fan of the game, it feels chosen rather than last-minute. It serves as a small trophy for their big day, celebrating their personality and their love for the fairway in a way that feels personal and thoughtful.
This Golf Themed birthday Card is the ultimate way to mark another trip around the sun for the golfer who knows their scorecard is usually a work of fiction. At Cows Corner, we understand that for most of us, age is a bit like a handicap – it is a number that tends to creep up despite our best efforts to keep it low. We made this card to bring a bit of sideline banter to the birthday celebrations of your friends and family members who spend more time in the rough than on the green. It features a playful design that reminds the recipient that age is just a number, much like their total strokes on a particularly challenging par five. This is not a generic high street find; it is a premium product designed right here in Britain for those who appreciate the humour and occasional heartbreak of the game.
When you shop online for a Golf Themed birthday Card, you want something that feels as high quality as a brand new set of irons. We ensure every card meets a high standard by using quality A5 cardstock that gives it a sturdy, professional feel. The front design delivers a sharp, witty message that resonates with weekend hackers and club champions alike. Because we leave the inside blank, you have the space to write your own message, whether that is a heartfelt note or more gentle ribbing about their slice. Cows Corner prioritises local production, so you can be sure this card was designed and printed in the UK with the same passion you bring to the first tee every Saturday morning.
Choosing this Golf Themed birthday Card ensures you are giving a gift that reflects the personality of the recipient. It works perfectly for dads, mums, teammates, or that one friend who always insists they were robbed by a bad lie. Instead of settling for mass produced options, you can purchase this unique design and know it will stand out on the mantlepiece. We believe that life is a series of great moments, and every birthday deserves a trophy, even if it is just in the form of a cracking card that makes them laugh. Add this item to your basket today to secure a piece of original sports culture that truly captures the spirit of the clubhouse. Our quick delivery options mean you can get this card in time for the big day without any stress.
If you are looking to bundle your card with something extra, why not explore our range of sports themed products including mugs and apparel. You can find the best value by pairing this card with one of our unique gifts to create a complete birthday package. At Cows Corner, we make it easy to send your gifts directly to the recipient if you cannot be there for the celebration. Just select the gift boxing service at the checkout and we will handle the rest, ensuring your Golf Themed birthday Card arrives beautifully presented and ready to be enjoyed. We are fans just like you, and we are here to help you celebrate every fixture in your calendar with style and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Order today and make sure their next birthday is a hole in one.
