Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending | Funny Golf Baby Grow
- A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
- Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
- Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
- Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending | Funny Golf Baby Grow
- A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
- Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
- Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
- Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Give the newest little golfer in your life a brilliant start with our Funny Golf baby grow featuring the cheeky slogan 'Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending'. This playful design is perfect for anyone who loves golf and loves a bit of friendly banter, making it a fantastic gift that always gets a smile. Whether it is for a baby shower, a new arrival, or a golf-mad family, this black baby grow is guaranteed to become a firm favourite.
Product Features
• Soft cotton fabric that keeps little ones comfortable all day
• High-quality print that stays looking sharp after every wash
• Envelope neckline for easy changing
• Popper fastenings for quick dressing
• Available in classic black for a bold and funny look
Perfect For
• Golf lovers who want to pass on their sense of humour
• Parents who enjoy a bit of sporting banter
• Baby showers, birthdays, and new arrival gifts
• Families who spend their weekends on the fairway
This baby grow is the perfect mix of comfort and comedy, and it makes a thoughtful gift that stands out from the usual baby clothes. If you want to give something meaningful, funny, and guaranteed to be remembered, this is the ideal choice.
Treat someone special today and make their little golfer the star of the clubhouse from day one.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Baby Grow Care Guide
Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending FAQs
What size options are available for this baby grow?
What size options are available for this baby grow?
This baby grow is available in multiple sizes ranging from newborn to 18 months, making it suitable for babies at different stages of early growth.
Is the print durable after multiple washes?
Is the print durable after multiple washes?
Yes, the high quality print is designed to stay sharp and vibrant even after repeated washing.
Is this baby grow suitable for sensitive skin?
Is this baby grow suitable for sensitive skin?
Absolutely. The cotton fabric is soft and breathable, making it a great choice for babies with sensitive skin.
Is this a unisex baby grow?
Is this a unisex baby grow?
Yes, the design and black colour make it suitable for both boys and girls.
Is this baby grow a good gift for a baby shower?
Is this baby grow a good gift for a baby shower?
Definitely. It makes a unique and funny gift that stands out from more traditional baby clothing.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Hole in One baby grow – perfect for new arrivals
Looking for a Funny Golf Hole in One baby grow that gets a guaranteed laugh? This cheeky design is perfect for welcoming the newest little golfer into the world with a smile. Featuring the playful slogan ‘Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending’, this black baby grow combines golf humour with everyday comfort, making it a standout gift for golf-loving families.
Made for laughs, built for comfort
At Cows Corner, we believe baby clothes should be just as entertaining as they are comfortable. This baby grow is made from soft, breathable cotton, keeping little ones cosy whether they’re snoozing in the buggy or visiting the clubhouse with mum and dad. The envelope neckline makes dressing hassle-free, while the popper fastenings allow for quick changes when needed.
The high-quality print is made to last, so the joke stays fresh wash after wash. Whether it’s a baby shower gift, a welcome home present, or just a way to celebrate a new arrival with a love for golf, this is a piece that’s sure to become a favourite in the wardrobe.
A funny gift for golf-loving families
This Funny Golf Hole in One baby grow is the ideal choice for parents who love a bit of banter and want to pass that sense of humour down to the next generation. It’s perfect for baby showers, birthdays, or as a fun surprise for golf-obsessed grandparents meeting the newest team member.
The classic black colour gives it a bold, modern look while making it easy to pair with any outfit. It’s more than just a novelty, it’s a premium baby product that combines clever design with thoughtful practicality. Order today and get yours while stock lasts. With limited stock available, this new arrival won’t stay on the shelf for long.
Shop funny baby products online at Cows Corner
Cows Corner is known for celebrating personality and playfulness across all of our collections, and this baby grow is no exception. Part of our growing golf-themed range, it’s made for families who enjoy the ups, downs and laughs of the fairway. We design each product with humour and heart, offering unique pieces that make great gifts and even better memories.
This baby grow is available online now with quick delivery and secure checkout. Whether you’re shopping for a funny baby outfit or looking to surprise a golf-mad dad with a new family-themed twist, this makes a brilliant pick. Add to cart and check price today for the best value on something truly original.
Why customers love it:
- Soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
- Cheeky golf-themed slogan that makes everyone smile
- Durable print that stands up to repeated washing
- Easy envelope neckline and popper fastenings
- Bold black colour for a standout baby look
This Funny Golf Hole in One baby grow is available now as part of our exclusive sports-themed collection. Shop online today and find a gift that’s full of humour, heart, and great value. Don’t miss out, this hot deal is available for a limited time only.
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