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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who dreams of retiring the moment they sink that magical shot, this Funny Golf Hoodie with the slogan 'Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending' will absolutely make their day. It is the perfect blend of humour and golf chat, ideal for anyone who loves spending time on the course and enjoys a good bit of banter afterwards.
Available in classic black, it is a comfy and stylish choice whether they are heading to the clubhouse or lounging at home, planning their next round.
Product Features
• Premium quality hoodie designed for comfort and warmth
• Printed with the bold and witty golf slogan 'Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending'
• Soft cotton-rich fabric with a cosy feel inside
• Durable print that stays sharp wear after wear
• Available in black
Perfect For
• Golfers who enjoy a good laugh on and off the course
• Friends or family celebrating a birthday or special golfing milestone
• Anyone who has ever joked about calling it a day after one perfect swing
• Those who want to stand out at the driving range or clubhouse
Whether it is for a mate who is convinced they are ready to retire after one lucky shot or a family member who just loves golf humour, this hoodie makes a brilliant gift that will keep them smiling time and time again.
Treat someone special to a comfy hoodie that brings the laughs and celebrates their golfing glory in style.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Hoodie Care Guide
Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending FAQs
Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, the design and fit are unisex, making it a great choice for anyone who enjoys golf humour.
How do I care for the hoodie to keep the print looking good?
How do I care for the hoodie to keep the print looking good?
We recommend washing it inside out on a low temperature with similar colours. Avoid tumble drying and ironing directly on the print.
Is this hoodie a good gift for a golfer who recently hit a hole in one?
Is this hoodie a good gift for a golfer who recently hit a hole in one?
Absolutely. It is a funny and thoughtful way to mark a milestone and bring a smile to their face every time they wear it.
Is the hoodie available for international delivery?
Is the hoodie available for international delivery?
Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping rates and times will be shown at checkout depending on your location.
Does the hoodie have a front pocket?
Does the hoodie have a front pocket?
Yes, it features a classic kangaroo pocket at the front for convenience and warmth.
Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie for Retirement Banter
Celebrate that legendary swing with our Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie, the ultimate gift for anyone who jokes about calling it quits after one perfect shot. Whether it's a lucky ace or a long-awaited milestone, this hoodie delivers laughs and comfort in equal measure. At Cows Corner, we know that a little humour goes a long way, especially when it’s wrapped up in premium quality and ready to wear at the clubhouse or sofa.
Premium Quality and Comfy Fit — Ready for the 19th Hole
This hoodie is made from a soft, cotton-rich blend with a cosy brushed interior, making it a warm and comfortable choice for all seasons. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Hole-in-One Achieved Retirement Pending’ across the chest, it's perfect for those who like their golf products with a touch of cheek. The durable print stays sharp wash after wash, making this hoodie a long-lasting favourite in any golfer’s wardrobe.
Ideal Golf Gift — Limited Stock Available Now
Whether you're buying for a mate who reckons they’ve peaked on the green or looking to surprise a family member who lives for Sunday tee times, this hoodie hits the sweet spot. It's a brilliant birthday present, a funny golf retirement gift, or just a cheeky way to say ‘you nailed it’. Available now in classic black, this hoodie brings the laughs on and off the course. It’s the kind of new arrival that turns heads at the driving range and earns nods of approval in the clubhouse.
Shop Online and Get Yours with Quick Delivery
This Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie is in stock and ready to ship. Order today and enjoy quick delivery direct from our UK headquarters. We offer secure checkout, and our products come with a 100% guarantee of quality. If you’re looking for an affordable gift with big personality, this is one to add to cart. With a special price and limited time availability, it’s a hot deal you won’t want to miss.
Why Golfers Love This Hoodie
- Soft and warm interior perfect for cool mornings or lazy evenings
- Witty golf slogan that brings a smile every time
- Made with premium materials for long-lasting wear
- Ideal for celebrating hole-in-one moments or milestone birthdays
- Unisex fit and available in versatile black
Find the Best Value in Golf Humour
At Cows Corner, we design products that speak your language, from the banter on the back nine to the quiet satisfaction of a perfect swing. This Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie is part of our growing sports-themed collection, where comedy meets comfort for every type of fan. Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone who thinks one swing is all it takes, this hoodie makes a perfect one-time purchase or part of a bundle offer with other golf favourites.
Ready to get yours? Shop online now and enjoy hassle-free ordering, quick dispatch, and the kind of quality you'd expect from a trusted brand. Don’t wait, funny golf hoodies like this don’t stay in stock for long.
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