Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending | Funny Golf T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
- Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
- Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending | Funny Golf T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
- Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
- Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
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Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending FAQs
Is the fit true to size?
Is the fit true to size?
Yes, the T-shirt is designed with a standard unisex fit that runs true to size. If you prefer a looser look, consider sizing up.
Does the print fade after washing?
Does the print fade after washing?
No, the print is made to last and stays vibrant wash after wash with proper care.
Can I machine wash this T-shirt?
Can I machine wash this T-shirt?
Yes, it is machine washable. For best results, wash inside out at 30 degrees and avoid tumble drying.
Is this T-shirt suitable for both men and women?
Is this T-shirt suitable for both men and women?
Yes, it features a unisex fit, making it suitable for golfers of all genders.
Where is this T-shirt made?
Where is this T-shirt made?
Printing and fulfilment are handled in-house at our UK headquarters to maintain high quality standards.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Hole in One T-shirt with Premium Comfort
Funny Golf Hole in One T-shirt fans will love this cheeky design that celebrates the ultimate fluke on the fairway. Whether they really sunk it or just won’t stop talking about it, this slogan tee brings humour to every hole. Featuring the line ‘Hole-in-One Achieved, Retirement Pending’, it’s perfect for anyone who takes their golf just seriously enough to have fun with it. Ideal for clubhouse laughs, casual rounds, or as a birthday surprise, it’s made to turn heads and raise smiles.
This best value tee is made from premium quality fabric for all-day comfort, with a unisex fit that flatters every body type. The crisp white print stands out perfectly against the classic black backdrop, making it easy to pair with golf trousers, jeans, or shorts. Whether your recipient is a weekend warrior or the society joker, this is a great pick for anyone who enjoys a good round and an even better punchline.
Perfect for Golf Banter and Post-Round Laughs
At Cows Corner, we know golf isn’t just about the swing. It’s about the stories, the mishits, and the mates who never let you forget that one lucky shot. This funny golf T-shirt is made for those moments. It’s a brilliant conversation starter, ideal for end-of-round pints or pub bragging rights. Every golfer who’s ever hit one pure by accident or claims to have ‘peaked’ on the third hole will get the joke instantly.
It also makes a perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, retirements, or just to reward someone’s latest lucky streak. If they’re still talking about that one ace from five summers ago, this is the tee they’ll never take off. Shop online today and get yours while stock lasts, it’s the perfect mix of style, comfort and comic timing.
Premium Features for Everyday Comfort
- Made from premium quality cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Print stays sharp wash after wash, no fading or cracking
- Classic black colour fits right into any golf wardrobe
- Unisex sizing for a relaxed and inclusive fit
- Easy-care fabric that’s machine-washable and low-maintenance
Why This is a Top Choice for Golf Fans
- Ideal for golfers who enjoy banter as much as birdies
- A brilliant birthday gift, Christmas surprise or post-round reward
- Perfect for friends, partners or family members who always joke about retiring after their best shot
- Affordable price point with premium quality feel
- Available now with secure checkout and quick delivery
Get the Best Value on a Golf Gift That Delivers Laughs
Looking for something funny, fresh and ready to wear straight from the bag? This is the tee. Whether you’re treating a loved one or adding it to your own rotation, this golf slogan T-shirt brings playful personality to any wardrobe. With its witty line and premium construction, it’s more than just a novelty, it’s an instant classic. Order today and check out with confidence thanks to our hassle-free service and secure checkout. This product is available for a limited time, so don’t miss your chance to get offer pricing before it’s gone.
From our sports-themed collection at Cows Corner, this funny golf T-shirt is just one of many ways we celebrate the quirks of sport and the characters who play them. We’re proud to bring a bit of cheek and charm to the course, one tee at a time.
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