Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever | Funny Golf Baby Grows
- A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
- Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
- Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
- Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever | Funny Golf Baby Grows
- A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
- Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
- Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
- Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Shop with Confidence
If you are looking for a funny golf-themed baby grow that brings a smile before anyone even reaches the first tee, this one is perfect. Designed for families who love a bit of golf banter, this cheeky baby grow reads “Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever” and captures that classic golfer spirit. Whether Mum or Dad is always chasing the perfect round or the whole family enjoys a laugh at the clubhouse, this playful design is guaranteed to get attention.
Made in crisp white, it is an ideal gift for new parents who enjoy their golf as much as they enjoy telling the tales afterwards. It is comfortable, practical, and a brilliant way to introduce the little one to the game before they can even hold a club.
Product Features
• Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• High-quality print that stays bright wash after wash
• Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
• Available in classic white for a clean stylish look
• Designed to fit beautifully and feel gentle on young skin
Perfect For
• Golf-loving parents who enjoy a laugh as much as a long drive
• New babies joining a golf-mad family
• Baby shower gifts for sporty friends
• Anyone wanting a fun and memorable present that stands out
• Parents who enjoy sharing a bit of banter both on and off the course
Bring a bit of clubhouse humour to the nursery and give the new arrival something unique and full of personality. This funny golf baby grow is the ideal combination of comfort and comedy, making it a brilliant choice for gifting.
Order yours today and give the little one a head start in the world of golf stories and giggles.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Baby Grow Care Guide
Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever FAQs
Is the baby grow suitable for both boys and girls?
Is the baby grow suitable for both boys and girls?
Yes, the neutral white colour and fun design make it ideal for any baby, regardless of gender.
Does the print fade in the wash?
Does the print fade in the wash?
No, the high quality print is designed to stay vibrant and sharp, even after multiple washes.
Are there popper fastenings for easy changes?
Are there popper fastenings for easy changes?
Yes, the baby grow features easy to use poppers for quick and fuss free changing.
Is this a good gift for a baby shower?
Is this a good gift for a baby shower?
Absolutely. It is a fun, thoughtful and unique present that always gets a great reaction at baby showers.
Is the design exclusive to Cows Corner?
Is the design exclusive to Cows Corner?
Yes, this cheeky golf-themed slogan is part of our exclusive range and is only available at Cows Corner.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Hole in One Baby Grows for New Arrivals
Funny golf hole in one baby grows are the perfect way to welcome a new arrival into a family that lives for the fairway. Designed with a cheeky nod to clubhouse humour, this playful baby grow reads “Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever” and brings together style, comfort, and laughs from the very first day. Whether Mum or Dad is obsessed with golf or the entire family can’t resist a post-round pint and story session, this baby grow adds a brilliant dose of personality to your little one’s wardrobe.
Soft Cotton Comfort Meets Clubhouse Comedy
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this baby grow keeps newborns cosy while delivering a quick laugh to anyone who sees it. The easy popper fastenings mean nappy changes are hassle-free, while the clean white colour offers a classic look that suits any occasion. Whether you’re dressing baby for a family lunch at the clubhouse or just want to bring a smile to the nursery, this is a standout choice that combines practicality with punchy humour.
Perfect Gift for Golf-Loving Families
This design is more than just another baby outfit, it’s a tribute to golfing parents who know a good story starts with a swing and ends at the bar. Ideal as a baby shower gift, a welcome home present, or a surprise for golf-mad grandparents, these funny golf hole in one baby grows are a brilliant way to share your sporting passion with the next generation. If you're looking for something that's both memorable and meaningful, this is it.
Premium Quality with a Cheeky Twist
- Soft and breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- Durable, high-quality print that stays bright after every wash
- Easy popper fastenings for quick and convenient changes
- Available in crisp white for a fresh, clean look
- Gentle on delicate skin and designed to fit beautifully
Shop Online for a Limited Time Baby Grow That Stands Out
Funny golf hole in one baby grows are available now with fast, reliable UK delivery. Whether you're shopping for a friend or finding something fun for your own bundle of joy, this is a gift that brings laughter with lasting value. It's the perfect mix of comedy and comfort, and it’s ready to be added to your cart. Don’t miss your chance to get yours, stock is limited, and each one is made to meet our high standards at Cows Corner.
Why Choose Cows Corner?
At Cows Corner, we believe that humour belongs in every part of life, especially when it comes to celebrating the chaos and joy of parenthood. Our baby grows are part of a growing sports-themed collection that’s designed for real fans, real laughs, and real moments. Whether it's football, rugby, cricket or golf, we’re here to help you find the perfect match between sport and style. Cows Corner products bring personality to every stage of life, from the first tee to the first steps.
Order Today and Bring the Banter Home
With affordable pricing and quick delivery available, there’s never been a better time to shop online for funny golf hole in one baby grows. Check out now and get yours before they’re gone. A great value gift that gets everyone talking, this baby grow delivers laughs, comfort, and classic golf banter all in one go. Add to cart today and give the little one a hilarious head start on their golfing journey.
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