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  • The Perfect Golf Gift: A guaranteed hole-in-one for any golf lover.
  • Fairway Warmth: Cosy fleece lining for those chilly early tee times.
  • Clubhouse Banter: Witty slogans that score a laugh at the 19th hole.
  • Built to Last: Premium UK quality that stays sharp, round after round.
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  • Flaunt Your Best Round with Cheeky Style: Featuring the bold "One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer" slogan this hoodie is the perfect way to let everyone on the course and in the clubhouse know exactly who the master of the green is.
  • Premium Warmth for All-Weather Golfing: Expertly crafted with a soft and cosy inner lining this high-quality hoodie provides essential warmth during early morning tee times and chilly late finishes while maintaining a comfortable relaxed fit.
  • Built to Last Through Every Round and Wash: Designed and printed at our UK headquarters with durable materials and a long-lasting print this garment is built to survive the rigours of regular wear while staying soft and vibrant season after season.
  • The Ultimate Gift for the Confident Golfer: Whether for a birthday Father’s Day or as a fun surprise for a friend who has actually hit that elusive ace this unique hoodie offers a guaranteed laugh and a practical addition to any golfer’s wardrobe.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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If you are shopping for someone who lives for golf, laughs at their own terrible putts, and celebrates the rare perfect shot as if they have just won The Open, this Funny Golf Hoodie will hit the mark. Featuring the cheeky slogan ‘One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer’, it is designed for anyone who loves a bit of golf banter and does not take themselves too seriously on the course.

Whether they are the type who gloat after a lucky chip-in or someone who insists their ball “definitely moved in the wind”, this hoodie wraps the fun of golf into something they can wear with pride.

Made in classic black, it suits every style while keeping things practical for those early tee times or chilly evenings at the driving range. It is comfortable, warm, and guaranteed to raise a smile from fellow golfers the moment they spot the slogan.

This is the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or simply as a surprise for the golfer in your life who loves a joke as much as a birdie.

Product Features
• Premium quality material that feels soft and comfortable all day
• Vibrant print that stays bold wash after wash
• Classic black colour for easy styling
• Cosy fit ideal for the golf course, the club house, or relaxing at home
• Durable design that keeps its shape without bobbling

Perfect For
• Golfers who thrive on friendly banter
• Friends or family who treat every good shot like a personal victory
• Anyone who loves unique, funny golf gifts
• People who want a warm, comfortable hoodie with a playful twist

If you want a gift that will be worn time and time again, spark laughter everywhere it goes, and show off your golfer’s brilliantly smug side, this is the hoodie to choose.

Treat them to something fun, memorable, and genuinely useful, and watch how quickly it becomes their new favourite.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

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Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Hoodie Care Guide

To keep your hoodie looking fresh and feeling premium, always wash it inside out at 30°C with similar colours, then hang it up to air dry naturally rather than using a tumble dryer. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting and avoid going over any prints or embroidery. Steer clear of bleach, harsh detergents, and dry cleaning to protect the fabric. This jumper is made from heavyweight cotton-rich material, so with the right care it will stay comfortable, durable, and ready to serve you time and time again.

One Swing, One Hole One Very Smug Golfer FAQs


Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Yes, this hoodie has a unisex fit, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys golf and a good laugh.

Can I machine wash the hoodie without damaging the print?

Absolutely. The slogan is printed using high-quality methods that stay vibrant wash after wash. For best results, we recommend washing inside out at 30 degrees.

What makes this hoodie a great golf gift?

It’s funny, comfortable and practical. Whether you’re buying for someone who takes golf seriously or not at all, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter and always gets a laugh.

Is this part of a larger golf collection?

Yes. Cows Corner has a full golf collection filled with cheeky, sports inspired designs. Explore the full range for more products that bring humour to the fairway.

Is the slogan printed on the front or back?

The slogan ‘One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer’ is printed on the front, making it easy for everyone to spot and smile at.

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Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie That Brings Banter to the Green

This Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie is the ultimate gift for golfers who love a laugh almost as much as a lucky putt. Designed for those who celebrate every chip-in like a tournament win, it brings bold personality and comfort together in one cheeky package. Whether they regularly land a hole in one or just talk like they do, this hoodie wraps up the spirit of the game with the slogan: ‘One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer’.

Premium Comfort for Every Round

Made in classic black, this hoodie suits every golfer’s wardrobe. It offers a cosy, soft feel thanks to premium quality material, while its relaxed fit is perfect for early tee times or late-night putting practice. The durable design resists bobbling and keeps its shape, round after round. A high-quality print ensures the slogan remains sharp and bold, even after repeat washes.

Whether they’re gloating in the clubhouse or sulking over the bunker, this is the hoodie they’ll keep reaching for. It’s as practical as it is playful, and with quick delivery and secure checkout available, it’s never been easier to order today.

A Smug Gift for Golf Lovers Who Don’t Take It Too Seriously

Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas or just because, this hoodie is a standout choice for anyone who combines banter with bogeys. It’s ideal for friends who gloat after a flukey shot or those who insist the wind messed with their drive. This new arrival adds a fresh twist to golf gifts, giving you an affordable way to surprise someone with a sense of humour and a decent swing.

At Cows Corner, we’re proud to create products that celebrate individuality and fun. Our golf collection is made for players who enjoy the game for what it is, unpredictable, infuriating, and brilliant. This hoodie fits right in, offering excellent value and everyday wearability.

Shop Online and Get Yours While It’s In Stock

This Funny Golf Hole in One Hoodie is currently in stock and available to shop online now. With limited stock, it’s the ideal time to add to cart and complete your purchase. Looking for something unique and useful? This is a top pick for funny golf gifts with a twist. It’s also part of a wider collection that includes football, cricket, rugby and tennis-inspired pieces—each one made to make someone smile.

Product Highlights:

  • Premium feel for all-day comfort on and off the course
  • Cosy fit perfect for tee times, the 19th hole or the sofa
  • Classic black colour that works with any outfit
  • Vibrant slogan print that stays bold wash after wash
  • Durable material that resists bobbling and stretching

Perfect For:

  • Golfers who love a bit of friendly banter
  • Smug friends who celebrate every lucky shot
  • Shoppers looking to buy a fun, affordable gift
  • Those wanting a hoodie with personality and value

This is more than just a hoodie—it’s a conversation starter, a wearable joke, and a nod to every player who knows golf is as much about attitude as ability. Order now to secure a fun, memorable gift that actually gets worn. At Cows Corner, we believe great products should bring joy, start a few laughs, and always be comfortable enough for that next round.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

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