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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Bring some banter to the boundary with our hilarious cricket hoodie! Designed for those who love the game and a good laugh, this hoodie is perfect for match days, training sessions, or lounging around the boundary comfortably.
Whether you're an opening batter, a fast bowler, or the one cracking jokes in the clubhouse, this hoodie is bound to be a hit.
Made from high-quality material, it's soft, warm, and built for comfort—just like a good cricket jumper but with a bit more attitude. Available in black and in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, it's a great choice for any cricket-loving adult who enjoys a bit of wordplay.
Product Features:
✔ Soft and comfortable fabric – perfect for all-day wear
✔ Classic fit with a front pocket and drawstring hood
✔ High-quality print that won’t fade after washing
✔ Available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
✔ White hoodie to keep it classic and stylish
✔ Great conversation starter for cricket fans
Perfect for:
🏏 Cricketers who love a laugh both on and off the pitch
🏏 Cricket club socials and team nights out
🏏 Friends and family looking for a funny gift for cricket lovers
🏏 Watching the Test match in comfort and style
🏏 Anyone who enjoys a bit of cricket-related innuendo
A must-have for any cricket fan who likes their humour as sharp as their cover drive!
Get yours now and bring the laughs to the next innings.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Like My Pitches Hard and My Balls Shiny FAQs
What sizes is this hoodie available in?

What sizes is this hoodie available in?
This hoodie comes in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for all cricket fans.
What colour is the hoodie?

What colour is the hoodie?
The hoodie is available in black, keeping it classic and stylish while making the bold print stand out.
Is the hoodie machine washable?

Is the hoodie machine washable?
Yes, it is machine washable. For best results, wash inside out at 30°C, avoid tumble drying, and do not iron directly over the print.
What material is the hoodie made from?

What material is the hoodie made from?
It is made from a soft and durable fabric blend, providing warmth and comfort whether you're at the crease or relaxing off the pitch.
Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?

Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! If they love cricket and have a good sense of humour, this hoodie makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or just for a laugh.
Funny Cricket Hoodie – "I Like My Pitches Hard and My Balls Shiny"
Looking for the perfect hoodie to showcase your love for cricket and a bit of cheeky humour?
Our "I Like My Pitches Hard and My Balls Shiny" hoodie is the ultimate choice for cricket fans who enjoy a laugh both on and off the pitch.
Designed for comfort and style, this high-quality hoodie is ideal for match days, cricket club socials, and casual wear.
The Perfect Hoodie for Cricket Lovers
Whether you're a batter, bowler, or just the one cracking jokes in the clubhouse, this hoodie is made for you. Featuring a bold and witty design, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter among teammates and fellow cricket enthusiasts.
Made from soft, durable fabric, it offers warmth and comfort whether you’re watching the Test match, heading to training, or simply relaxing.
Available in a crisp white colour with a high-quality print, this hoodie ensures you stand out for all the right reasons.
Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans
Struggling to find the perfect gift for a cricket lover? This hoodie makes an excellent choice for any occasion:
- Birthday gift – for cricketers who love a bit of banter
- Christmas present – a fun and practical gift for cricket season
- Father’s Day – for dads who love cricket and a good joke
- Club socials and team events – stand out with some light-hearted humour
- Cricket tours and match days – wear it with pride at the next big game
Product Features
- Premium quality hoodie – soft, comfortable, and built to last
- Classic fit – with a front pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
- High-quality print – designed to stay bold after washing
- Available sizes – M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
- Colour – white, keeping it classic and stylish
- Easy care – machine washable at 30°C
Bring some laughs to the game and get yours today. Whether for yourself or as a gift, this hoodie is a must-have for any cricket enthusiast.
Order now and wear your cricket passion with a smile!

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