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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This T-shirt is a must-have for cricketers who love a bit of banter as much as they love the game! Its design is perfect for those who enjoy a laugh both on and off the field. The front features the bold and cheeky slogan, "I Like My Pitches Hard and My Balls Shiny!"
Made from high-quality, soft cotton, this T-shirt offers comfort and breathability whether you're watching from the pavilion or enjoying a few post-match drinks with the lads.
With a classic fit and durable print, it’s designed for cricket lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously but know the importance of a well-prepared pitch and a gleaming ball.
Perfect for:
✔ Cricket players & fans with a sense of humour
✔ Club socials, match days & pub nights
✔ A gift for the cricket-mad mate who loves a joke and banter
Available in various sizes and colours, this T-shirt is your go-to for bringing a bit of personality to your cricket wardrobe. Wear it, own it, and let the banter begin! 🏏😆
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I like my pitches hard and my balls shiny - Tee FAQs
What material is the T-shirt made from?
What material is the T-shirt made from?
All our T-shirts are made from high-quality, soft cotton for a comfortable fit and breathable feel. Perfect for wearing on and off the cricket field!
What sizes are available?
What sizes are available?
This T-shirt is available in a range of sizes from Small to 4XL. Please check our size guide to find your perfect fit.
How do I wash and care for my T-shirt?
How do I wash and care for my T-shirt?
To keep your T-shirt looking great, we recommend machine washing at 30°C, avoiding harsh detergents, and tumble drying. Do not iron directly over the print.
Is this T-shirt available in different colours?
Is this T-shirt available in different colours?
Yes! We offer this design in a variety of colours so you can choose the one that suits your style best.
Is this T-shirt a good gift for a cricket fan?
Is this T-shirt a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! This is the perfect gift for any cricket-loving mate who enjoys a bit of banter. Great for birthdays, club socials, or just because! 🎁🏏
Looking for the perfect gift for a cricket lover who enjoys a bit of banter? Look no further! Our "I Like My Pitches Hard & My Balls Shiny!" T-shirt is a guaranteed hit for anyone who lives and breathes cricket, appreciates a well-prepared pitch, and enjoys a good laugh.
Why This T-Shirt is the Perfect Gift:
✔ A Hilarious Cricket Banter Essential
Cricket is a game of skill, tradition, and—let’s be honest—plenty of on-field and off-field banter. This cheeky slogan is guaranteed to get a few laughs in the clubhouse, at the pub, or during a casual backgarden match. It’s perfect for the cricket lover who doesn’t take themselves too seriously!
✔ Ideal for All Occasions
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, or just a fun surprise, this T-shirt makes a fantastic gift for cricket players, fans, or anyone who enjoys the game. It’s a great conversation starter and sure to be a favourite in any cricketer’s wardrobe.
✔ Premium Comfort & Quality
Made from soft, breathable, high-quality cotton, this T-shirt is designed for ultimate comfort. Whether they’re wearing it to a cricket match, training session, or just lounging around, they’ll appreciate the perfect fit and durability.
✔ Versatile & Stylish
Available in a range of sizes and colours, this T-shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers. It’s ideal for casual wear or as part of a relaxed match-day outfit.
✔ Unique & Memorable
If you’re tired of gifting cricket balls, gloves, or yet another mug, this T-shirt is a fun and unique alternative. It’s a present that will actually be worn and enjoyed, not just tucked away in a drawer!
Who Would Love This T-Shirt?
Give the gift of laughter and cricket passion with this must-have T-shirt! Whether they’re an opening batsman, a pace bowler, or just a weekend warrior, they’ll love repping their cricket humour in style.
🎁 Order yours today and make a cricket fan’s day! 🏏😆

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