Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who takes their fantasy football team far too seriously yet somehow still ends up mid-table every season, this is the perfect dose of banter. Our Funny Fantasy Football T-shirt featuring the slogan ‘I’ve Had Sh*ts More Impressive Than My Midfield’ is guaranteed to get a laugh whether it is worn on matchday, during draft night, or in the group chat screenshots that inevitably follow another poor week.
Made in classic black, it is the sort of gift that lands every time for football fans who enjoy a joke at their own expense. It is bold, cheeky, and unapologetically honest, exactly like most fantasy managers.
Product Features
• Premium quality T-shirt available in black
• Soft feel fabric for all day comfort
• Vibrant print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Unisex fit suitable for all fantasy football fanatics
• Designed for banter-loving football fans
Perfect For
• Fantasy football players who spend hours planning their transfers
• Friends who claim their midfield is “underrated” every single year
• Group chat banter merchants who love winding up the league
• Birthdays, Secret Santa gifts, or a just because surprise
Bring some humour into the highs and lows of fantasy football with a T-shirt that says what everyone else is thinking. Whether it is a present for someone or a treat for yourself, this hilarious design will have people laughing long before the weekend kick off.
Add it to your basket today and make someone’s next gameweek just that little bit funnier.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the slogan is printed using high-quality methods that ensure it stays vibrant and sharp even after multiple washes.
Yes, it is a unisex fit and is designed to suit all fantasy football fans, regardless of gender.
If the size is not quite right, we offer a hassle free return policy so you can exchange it or request a refund.
Yes, it is machine washable. We recommend washing at 30 degrees and avoiding high heat tumble drying to keep the print looking fresh.
All our products are printed and dispatched from our UK headquarters to ensure high quality control and fast turnaround.
The funny fantasy football t-shirt that every self-aware manager needs has finally arrived. Designed for fans who talk a big game but finish mid-table every season, this is the kind of premium quality T-shirt that brings humour to the highs and lows of the league. Featuring the laugh-out-loud slogan ‘I’ve Had Sh*ts More Impressive Than My Midfield’, it’s the perfect way to admit defeat with a smile and spark group chat chaos all season long.
Made using soft feel fabric and built for all-day comfort, this unisex tee is available in a classic black finish with a vibrant, long-lasting print. Whether it’s draft night, match day, or another disappointing Sunday score check, this is one of those football slogan t-shirts that delivers every single time. The cheeky design turns trash talk into self-awareness, making it a winning option for anyone who enjoys banter as much as they enjoy fantasy football itself.
Available now at a special price, this funny fantasy football t-shirt makes a brilliant gift or a well-earned treat. Looking for a last-minute birthday surprise, a cheeky Secret Santa option, or just something to wind up your mates? It’s in stock and ready to add to your basket today. We offer quick delivery across the UK, so your next laugh is never far away. Buy one for yourself or order one for that one mate who swears he’s got ‘the most underrated midfield in the league’.
This football-themed T-shirt is part of our wider collection of bold, joke-packed products made for sports fans who love to laugh. At Cows Corner, we believe in designs that say what everyone else is thinking, and this one says it louder than most. With its premium feel, sharp fit, and unapologetically honest message, it’s no wonder it’s fast becoming one of our best value buys.
Whether you’re the league champ or the banter king, this is the kind of fantasy football t-shirt that earns instant respect. It’s honest, hilarious and made to be remembered. With limited stock available during peak fantasy season, now’s the time to claim yours. Shop online today to get it delivered direct to your door, no need to trawl through clearance racks or settle for cheap knock-offs.
Part of the football-themed range at Cows Corner, this design fits right in with our mission to make sportswear fun, fresh and full of personality. Our products are made to celebrate fans who don’t take themselves too seriously, even when they’re taking screenshots of the league table in September. From bold slogans to premium quality finishes, we deliver value, comfort and plenty of laughs, all backed by our hassle-free return policy and secure checkout process.
Get the funny fantasy football t-shirt that says what no one else will. Order today for yourself or someone who deserves a gentle roast. With affordable pricing, a premium finish and a message that hits the back of the net, this tee is guaranteed to be a season-long favourite.
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